call me the meat packer the way I like uh put meat in paper (video contains raw meat and a knife)

bsky.app/profile/asee... 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I want Walmart deli chicken... but it's 4 am...... also I'm broke...........

I wonder if in a few hundred years if people of the future will think the surgeries offered to trans people in our time are barbaric. if this is a transphobe wondering I'm sorry I just was genuinely thinking about this instead of sleeping

Above in heaven, we cannot escape"evidence". We are forced against ourselves. Trapped, caught, entangled, scanned, examined, grossly idle in a serious, horrid, horrible situation.

yeah I'm right handed so the left is the sub

not even elons ai likes him 😭

gofund.me/4cdfb905 please help 🙏🙏

Florida panhandle this, Oklahoma panhandle that, I wanna know what happens in the Pennsylvania nub

me when my teacher lets me not do the lab we're doing bc if I have to measure my pulse I will make sure it never beats again 🤩😜✌️

I hate ads that pause my music. like. who do you think you are. this app is muted I'm not gonna hear you with or without the music. but now I'm even more pissed off at you. like I was never gonna get mistplay but now I'm especially not going to get it. fuck mistplay btw.

CAN MY PARENTS SHUT UP. GO TO BED. AT LEAST STOP TALKING SO LOUDLY IN THE LIVING ROOM WHERE EVERYONE CAN HEAR. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR ROOM. GO THERE.

oh how I wish I had a peenar

would I gut one of those oversized pens to use it to low-key start jaking it? maybe. will I ever tell you that? nuhuhhhhhh

my bus driver finally snapped she drove right past my stop she is trying to kill us all and I honestly don't blame her

btw someone one add me on Pikmin bloom

pikmin be called Pikmin bc you pik the min out the ground

i recently got a new phone that has a stylus and like is it romantical of me to blow my phone? (blow into stylus port to cool down phone after im done playing genshin and phone is hot)

very very smart villain constantly foiled by a hero "oooooo what does this button do"ing through their every encounter until one day they make that part of the plan and trap hero by having a cage fall on them when they push a button and hero just sighs puts on glasses

my friends are my power! 🗝️ #kingdomhearts #sora #kh #art #coloredpencil

old phone: so like I don't like typing don't expect to type all the time anyways I can't handle anything more complicated than block blast new phone: hell yes we can play genshin with good graphics n we'll get cookie run tomorrow if you want

got a new phone I have a stylus it's awesome

my parents: pirating is bad and illegal me with Sims 3 and 4 with all the dlc, Minecraft story mode and a hacked DSi all without having paid a cent for any of it: oh yeah no totally I agree 100%

is it trans of me to want to be someone's boyfriend (I'm a girl)

"marrying someone in stardew valley ruins their dre-" SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. YOU JUST MARRIED ABIGAIL OR ALEX. MOST OF THEM STILL DO THINGS WITH THEIR LIVES. ELLIOTT STILL WRITES. SEB STILL CODES. LEAH STILL SCULPTS. SAME STILL DOES MUSIC. PENNY STILL TEACHES. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

all i wanna do is lay down but if i get in my bed i wont be able to get back up and then im doomed why cant i just do the shit i need to man it used to be easy why isnt it easy anymore

i thought it was "We the People" not "We the Billionaires"

i dont have hormones I have whoremoans

she stimulates my hormone secretion til I adrenocorticotropic

free book prompt vampire hunter with assistant who is a vampire no one has any clue. every day they get into whodunit type situations trying to figure out who the vampire of the week is and assistant is sweating balls but any suspicious behavior from them is brushed off in increasingly ridiculous

does anyone else be playing the sims and make your sims gay make out and then feel like a third wheel to them or am i just that autistic

man I sure wish I had a peenar not trans but it'd be cool like yea being a girl is stupid and dumb but I can thug it out I think

me when i go to ao3 and my inbox is empty (i havent posted in months)

Pandora: *playing unfamiliar songs* me: mmmmmm idk man... *skip* Pandora: oh my GOD you are SUCH a tasteless BABY here's the same Wham! song (Everything She Wants) for the third time today me: epic

never thought I'd be feeling stupid in English class but here we are 😔

that feelin when you low-key bout a puke but then you burp n feel better

Because you're stupid and choose to stay that way.

yk last year i may have broken my wrist but id put that above this year at least last year i got to do something, even if i got hurt this year my only present was a glasses cleaning microfiber cloth from a law firm my dad was going to go to either way i dont have glasses

Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾

cant believe my parents would make me go to school on my birthday i mean it's better than last year I'm not in the hospital this time but the day is still young

sapphic design is my passion

me when I almost cried bc my friend went out of her way to say goodbye to me even though I was on the other side of the auditorium (yes I have been starved of the bare minimum when it comes to friendship how can you tell)

crime scene cleanup needed in aisle my pants

Dating sims arent dead youre just only allowed to be a farmer now

people are so addicted to posting (don't look at my post count I'm not being hypocritical/sar)

if this isn't the 80's-est image I've ever seen idk what is

parent teacher conferences were tonight and I for once wasn't able to be with my parents for them. they and my teachers are baffled that I'm failing all my classes, claiming I'm brilliant. I hate that they're disappointed in me. I don't wanna face them tomorrow. I don't wanna face the failure I am.

she spirit on my tracks till I go loko

WHAT IS SEVERENCE IVE BEEN HEARING NOTHING BUT SHIT ABOUT IT