Yes I do want to see you and your husband/bf being slutty together online. 🙂‍↕️

Maybe instead of panopticon age verification every app should cost 99 cents again. I'm dead serious

Tumblr only got the gif, you guys are special 😜 #fatcockfriday #fcf

My hand's getting tired. Help a bro out?

You walk in on me like this, wyd? 😈 #humpday

Sometimes you just gotta, y'know? (Totally didn't get so busy with work I almost forgot to post today shhhhh)

Oops sorry bro it just slipped out 😜

Slightly hungover shower selfie go!

Feeling submissive and breedable this Valentine's Day #SoftCockSaturday #scs

Starting Friday off right 😈 #FatCockFriday #fcf

The nice thing about snow is the lighting from the window

Wanna skip work and have somebody pound this til I can't walk #humpday

Good morning gay ppl in my phone 💜

Even he doesn't wanna wake up today 😔 #monochromeMonday #mcm

Great way to start the morning 🤭 #sundaycumday

Finally the weekend, I can spend the morning chilling #softcocksaturday #scs

I didn't wanna get up this morning, but somebody did. #fatcockfriday #fcf

Insert pithy one-liner here

Start your #HumpDay off right!

Impregnable? More like Mpreg-able.

Looksmaxxing by drinking water and getting 8 hours of sleep

It's only Tuesday 😵‍💫

Another lazy snowy Monday morning #monochromeMonday #mcm

Buffet spread, all you can eat! 😜

I should make myself breakfast but I'm comfy… #softcocksaturday #scs

Another #FatCockFriday, and today's payday! 🎉

Who wants some?

It's hungry… for sausage 😜 #humpday

Time for your breakfast 😈

Lazy start to the week thanks to some snow #MonochromeMonday #mcm

Made a mess 😜

I think I might go back to sleep… #SoftCockSaturday #scs

Once again begging developers to not use color puzzles in their fucking games. If I have to call someone over to help me distinguish yellow from green one more time I'm writing you a goddamn letter.

A little play before work #FatCockFriday #fcf

I can see you drooling 😝

Happy #HumpDay perverts and sluts!

I know what I wanna do rather than work

Power's out. How do I pass the time now? #monochromeMonday #mcm

A label, "whore,"—but I'm bored of wearing clothes~

Another lazy Saturday morning 😝 #softcocksaturday #scs

Need someone to help clean this up… #fatcockfriday #fcf

I think you know how to wake him up.

Happy #HumpDay boys! Who's first?

I get so horny some mornings…

If you see this, quote a picture of your bush 😈😏 I don't like to let it get too long but…

Another week, another paycheck! Let's get bred—I mean, let's get this bread! #monochromemonday #mcm

Where are you starting?

We're just hanging out when you look over & see this, wyd? #SoftCockSaturday #scs

It's #FatCockFriday again!! ! #fcf

It's a miserable day in the city, and I am an attention-seeking slut 🪿