maybe the worst experience of my life: after already being on edge after being unexpectedly told by my dermatologist to strip down to my underwear for a skin check, she points to my underwear and says “oh, those are fun!”

gotta hand it to the pokemon company, depicting octillery giving cthulhu a blowjob is a hell of a way to distract from the plagiarism allegations

I need you to understand that you should do this over-the-phone experience. www.candlehousecollective.com/tickets/claws

In one ep of The Genius a favourite to win loses an elimination match. They show a full 2 min exit package for him. Then he makes another (invalid) move, confuses his opponent so much she thinks she misunderstood the game, and they REWIND his exit package and play hers instead.

broke: i asked chatgpt woke: i communed with the great robot in the sky

I couldn't remember my Pokemon account username for the Twitch drops thing and was pretty shocked to discover upon recovering my username that it was a username I last used in Year 8, making my account *more than twenty three years old*, what the fuck (I deleted it immediately)

If you clone yourself, is your clone able to vote, or is that election fraud?

just saw a woman with a giant “FTP” tattoo across her neck and thought “man, surely rsync or even plain HTTPS is better these days” before I realised she probably wasn’t professing her love for the File Transfer Protocol

the adhd experience: chore I have been putting off for 5 months took 17 minutes

This week I finished Lennox Mutual, an immersive experience that took me 14 months and 30+ phone calls. It ran the gamut of making me laugh to breaking my heart, but most importantly it never stopped surprising me. Anyone can do it (and you should). All you need is your phone.

Hello! Are you a dev interested in how I did any of the interactive elements in Pocket Pals, including the new custom buzzer system? Well, I've made the Pocket Pals Director source code public, so you can take a look!

I couldn't be more excited for this season's brand-new cast for @backpocketvids.bsky.social’s Pocket Pals. None of these Pocketeers have been on the show before - who's gonna take it? Dusk or Dawn? Or, for the first time in the show's history ... the potential for a tie?

So I just spent two weeks feeling like absolute dogshit followed by a night where I couldn’t breathe and had to drive myself to the ER where I subsequently spent a week in hospital on a breathing machine because the stupid bitch at the hairdresser didn’t wear a mask. Pneumonia, do not recommend.

was it worth it? no did i have fun though? also no but hey, i sure did gotta caught ‘em all

Days with ADHD meds: Me: [solving a difficult programming problem] Me, 1 hour later: problem solved Days without ADHD meds: Me: [solving a difficult programming problem] Me, 1 hour later: okay but a u-shaped toothbrush could clean all of my teeth in a fraction of the time

just because they're in an aged care facility doesn't mean they can't have the occasional