No matter what task is to be completed around the house or the garden, if you own an English Springer Spaniel it takes 5 times longer, this also coincides with the amount of Fucks thrown towards Satan's own breed of hound.

Mandelson has been a wrong un for decades, up there with Boris for being sacked due to shithousery. Am I the only one that is not surprised by the latest revelations of wrongdoing.

Someone please confirm that the Trump Code: Brown Trouser was indeed true

My Spaniel has definitely taken to bending his body and pointing to his arse when he wants a shit walk .

That is unacceptable West Ham 🤬

Just fuck right off

It's taken down now but this is what happens when local arrogant wanker councillors know best.

Current pet hate is these pavement runners that think other walking pedestrians should move over for them. Fuck off you arrogant cunts.

Still makes me laugh that my Spaniel stamps his rear right peg when having a shit

Just me or does this image of the so called weapon look fake?

Yet another days horrific weather, and we sent our convicts to Australia, we should have left the cunts here and moved ourselves.

I would like to see the UK government compulsory purchase Trumps Scottish golf course and build a big fuck off wind farm on the cunt.

Some people are so fucking stupid.

Just Trump being a cunt again.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Oh fuck off, what a piece of shit

This needs a boost ladies and Gents 👍

Going to quote but this is absolute bollocks

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... South East Water is a fucking shambles.

Despite being completely shit, West Ham still taking the piss at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium 🤣

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I don't condone the act but fair play, at least she and her neighbours didn't get cordoned off and kept out of their homes for hours 🤣

FA Cup Burton Albion V West Ham , absolute fucking bang on Banana Skin for West Ham 🤣

Grok knocking up kiddy porn and this odious cunt pops up with this, she shouldn't even be an MP let alone leader of the opposition, fucking hell.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Ofcom , as much use as tits on a fish

And for the people fleeing wannabe space wanker and his racist hordes there is also this starter pack for women in history …

January the 9th and cunts are still setting off fireworks, imagine having a life so devoid of any stimulation that this is a thing.

How much of a coward do you have to be to fire at that range, what a cunt

America, you need to take back your country before you no longer have the power to do so.

Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.

I wonder if they will actually do a proper job this time, the people of the City are pissed off that this stretch is opened up by SGN every couple of months

Without a hint of irony, Kemi Badenoch - after doing the full ‘Trump was right’ on Venezuela for best part of 10 minutes - when asked about Brexit on Radio 4 Today says ‘sovereignty matters’ Then asked for one big policy, says cutting net zero Fundamentally unserious

West Ham achieving new states of Shit, the sooner Sullivan and Brady fuck off the better

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Yet again, 3m waves in freezing conditions, what the fuck is wrong with these people.

Just had the best conversation with Mum since dad died in 2022 , she was full of laughter, been a while since she was in such good spirits

2025 , The year of the Orangutan dictatorship, well done MAGA you fucking backward cunts

Just dawned on me that my 82 yr old mother has got the hang of emoji's Get in mum

Took the dog for a 4 miler, Some feller in Salisbury started New Year early , already legless supping cans 🤣

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Could just be that England fans don't want to be deported or detained by ICE and then deported.

Farage demanding the deportation of a dual-national citizen for historic rascist tweets raises irony to another level.

Funny moment today, catered for 9 adults, 6 children and 4 dogs. Son in law: how the fuck did you manage that today? Me: well if you cunts in the RLC were half as organised, my day job would be a piece of piss. Cunt just laughed 🤣

New year fireworks 🎆 have started for some local chavs, absolute cunts

@jojofromjerz.bsky.social hope you and yours have had a great Christmas Campo

Mr Pippin the Springer spaniel has the right fucking hump as Mrs Campo has gone to bed the the furry face shithouse is stuck with me 🤣

You can tell it's Christmas when the Military recruitment adverts start

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Seriously, these people have better things to do than rescue arrogant fuckwits who think they know better 🙄

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht! Alles schläft, einsam wacht nur das traute hochheilige Paar. Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar, Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh, Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh.

Merry Christmas to all, hope you all have a marvellous holiday Campo 🍺

On this night 8 years ago, A drunken tweet ended up as an unexpected mission, many thanks to @stevesmith1944.bsky.social for his expertise in getting this done

I had forgotten how good the 10 was, my god its got a kick to it without flooding the flavours with ethanol tones.

Ya can keep your turkey, I will be having a 35 day aged ribeye 😁

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... There are some absolute cunts that need putting in the dock