[Clover has never been a fan of winter, and right now, it’s easy to see why.] [With the latest cold snap, they’re struggling to hang on as they’ve nowhere to hide from the harsh temperatures. They’re currently in an alleyway, their coat buttoned tight as they shiver vigorously.] +

[Digging around in the trash like the little creature they are.]

//What if in addition to Axis struggling to survive in the cold I also did the same to Clover. What then

//What if in addition to Axis struggling to survive in the cold I also did the same to Clover. What then

//Hi guys

//LRT shoutout my Karen

𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙙! ＫＡＲＥＮ #MVRP | #SBRP | #NICKRP

It’s so wonderful… I cain’t thank ya enough…

Merry Christmas, pardners! Make sure t’spend plenty of time with yer loved ones!

[Clover quickly hugs Evelyn, the tears rolling down their face. They’ve never had a holiday gift before, let alone such a wonderful one…] Thank ya… thank ya so much…

[As Clover slowly peels back the wrapping and opens the box, they cover their mouth in surprise. They’ve started welling up with joyful tears.]

//LRT I’m bringing him back fr this time… go Cloverlings go

* 𝗔𝗫𝗜𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗗𝗘𝗟 𝟬𝟭𝟰 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧. ＡＸＩＳ ＭＯＤＥＬ ０１４ #UTYDRRP | #MVRP

[Clover is watching curiously from afar.]

//Hi who wants to write

⠀ 𝐈’𝐦 𝐑𝐎𝐙𝐙𝐔𝐌 𝟕𝟏𝟑𝟒 .ᐟ ⠀

[Clover looks more confused now.]

[Clover blinks back, before tilting their head, confused. They don’t speak dog.]

[Clover pets the corgi gently.]

[They’re playing the harmonica in a minor key… it sounds kind of sad.]

//Chat should I bring my V murder drones account over from twt (be warned I will be VERY rusty I have not written her in a long ass time)

[They’re playing the harmonica in a minor key… it sounds kind of sad.]

Bein’ a cowpoke ain’t fer the faint of heart, pardner. Not to suggest that yer faint of heart. I jus’ thought y’should know.

//Since we’re all dropping music recaps, this is the one sample of my music taste you’ll all get. I will take zero questions youtu.be/LOz2TSbmmhw?...

//Btw please feel free to approach me about writing stuff… I promise I don’t bite

[They rub their hands together as they walk, to nowhere in particular.]

[They’ve now realized if they go to sleep, they may not wake up. They keep walking. Stay warm.]

[The wind has picked up around them. So cold.]

//Btw please feel free to approach me about writing stuff… I promise I don’t bite

[They simply walk aimlessly through the open air, unable to sleep. Trying to move to stay warm.]

[They’re trying to sleep under an overpass. … It’s not working. Too cold.]

//If Clover had a phone to look at memes on they would relate to this deeply. However they also don’t have a permanent home so it doesn’t really work

[Clover is listening to some cheerful Christmas music from an old portable radio.]

There y’go, see? That’s exactly th’kind of attitude t’ have!

Well, now, I reckon as long as things worked out for th’better… all’s well that ends well is what they say, I do believe!

Well, this Ab-so-lute Solver thing don’t sound very nice at all! Possessin’ someone’s ma is a terrible thing t’ do! Plus killin’ ever’body like that…

[Clover looks concerned by this.] How… how’d all the humans die?

You can jus’ call me Clover if ya like! Anyhow, where’re ya from, Uzi?

I’unno who this Clint Eastwood is, but cowpoke is the term! I reckon it’s nice to meet you too, Uzi! [Clover offers their hand for a handshake.]

Yer right. I’ll be more careful goin’ forward. Now, then! I do believe we dun got off on the wrong foot here. M’name’s Clover! What’s yers, pardner?

[Clover suddenly looks quite alarmed.] Woah, woah, now! I’s didn’t mean it in a prejudiced manner, not at all! I can assure ya, I’s firmly of the belief that one’s character is what’s truly important, and I’d never want to hurt nobody simply because they was different!

Dadgum… do I need robot sensitivity trainin’? I wasn’t makin’ no attempt to be rude or nothin’…

Well, gee, I didn’t realize it was such a problem! Th’ only robots I’s ever seen was in the Steamworks, and they all had th’ same creator! At least, I think so… [Clover now has a guilty expression on their face.] I’s terribly sorry, ma’am… please, allow me t’make it up to ya!

Well, boy howdy, lookie here! It must be Axis’ more streamlined cousin or sum’n! Excuse me, ma’am, but are you related to this here feller? […Was that even English? Either way, Clover shows Uzi a photograph of the “feller” in question.]

//I wrote V murder drones on twt for awhile. I’d bring her back if I had any idea what the hell I was doing

𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃

"Sorry, just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I...AM...FREEEEEEEEEEE!" An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones A Refreshing Take From The Oasis

//While Clover adores the concept of Christmas, they’ve never really had any of the things that make it so much fun. Good food, good friends and family, gifts from those they cherish. Try as they might to enjoy this holiday, it just doesn’t happen for them.