I… (Click-tssss.) ADMITTEDLY, I DO NOT DO MUCH IN MY FREE TIME.

(Clink-clack-clunk-tsssss.) BOSS MONSTER. A SPECIAL, MORE POWERFUL TYPE OF MONSTER WHOSE SOUL PERSISTS FOR A FEW MOMENTS AFTER DEATH.

(Clang-clang-clang-clickclick-kachunk-FWOOOOOOOO-clunk-tssssss.) KING ASGORE DREEMURR. BOSS MONSTER. KING OF ALL MONSTERS. NOTED ENJOYER OF: GARDENING, TEA, PUNS.

//When I type some shit like FWOOOOOOOOO this is what I mean by the way

(Oh wow, that got a LOT of noises out of him. Kachunk-clickclickclick-CLANG-clunk-clunk-clunk-FWOOOOOOOO-tsssss.) I AM DESIGNED TO BE A MECHANICAL ROYAL GUARD. DEFEND KING ASGORE DREEMURR FROM THREATS, HUMAN OR OTHERWISE.

AXIS MODEL 014 READY TO GUARD AND PROTECT. (No processing time needed for that one, apparently.)

(…kachunk-tssssss.) NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

(Click—clunk-clunk-tsssss.) WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?

(Click-clunk-clunkity-click-hss.) I STRUGGLE TO COMPREHEND MANY OF THE THINGS THAT ALL OF YOU SAY.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT A “SHADOW CRYSTAL” IS, BUT IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

(Running a bunch of calculations, trying to process that… sentence. Click-click-click-clunk-hssssss.)

I DETECT FRUSTRATION.

//I love this newfound gem of including onomatopoeias in my writing to show the noises being made by different working parts in Axis’ body

(Axis is making all sorts of noise on the TL as all his systems start up for the day. Click-click-tsss. Clunk. Clunk-clunk-clunk-tsssss. Clang-clang. Whistle-whistle-hsssss.)

G-G-GOOD MORNINGGGGGG.

//This is what I mean by steam whistle btw. This is Axis when he’s overly emotional

(Axis is actively wheeling towards a nearby postbox, before he notices Esme. He seems embarrassed after a moment of processing. It’s evident from the hissing steam from his head pipe, as he wheels over.) I DID NOT SEE YOU THERE. HELLO. (He hands over the envelope.) THIS IS FOR YOU.

//I love this newfound gem of including onomatopoeias in my writing to show the noises being made by different working parts in Axis’ body

(Axis’ right antenna twitches, as an old ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL!’ rings out from his speakers.) AH. A MESSAGE. (Click-click-click-click-tsssss. A thermal printer on the lower half of his face warms itself up for the first time in ages.) +

(He looks left. Then right.) WHY NOT?

WHO IS MIRA? [Now here’s a guy who doesn’t know ball.]

(Clunk-clunk. Tshhhh.) I WOULD LIKE THAT.

(A slightly louder ‘clunk,’ like gears shifting, followed by a quiet hiss of steam.) IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

WOW. I AM BETTER THAN I THOUGHT AT THIS.

I AM OKAY. (He makes a light clunking noise within himself at being called “darling.”) HOW ARE YOU?

AH. HOT POTATO. I AM FAMILIAR WITH THIS GAME. [Throwing it at full force at her face. 💀.]

//Hc that Axis makes a lot of audible noise from his steam engine, much like a train, somewhat when idling but even more when he’s feeling strongly about something. When he’s really riled up, steam will even rush from his head pipe, making a noise like a steam whistle.

(Slight hissing of steam.) NO I AM NOT.

I AM NOT CUTE. (Axis would frown if he could.)

//Hc that Axis makes a lot of audible noise from his steam engine, much like a train, somewhat when idling but even more when he’s feeling strongly about something. When he’s really riled up, steam will even rush from his head pipe, making a noise like a steam whistle.

I DO? THAT’S STRANGE. I AM THE LAST OF MY KIND.

(Axis just… stares back, with his unblinking eyes.)

victory looks good on me! ( more info below )

//Axis doesn’t quite get the whole multiverse thing yet, so he just thinks all the deltarune/undertale characters are their Undertale equivalents

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT SOME KIND OF FESTIVAL?

//LRT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY /p

𝑀ettaton 𝐸x, a 🧵. ♡

//Sleep time I think

ISLAND??? NO. IT IS AN UNDERGROUND STRUCTURE.

YOU’RE IN THE STEAMWORKS.

[Axis waves a hand dismissively at the apology.] IT IS OKAY. I COULD USE A BREAK, ANYWAY.

[Axis turns almost as quickly as he had stopped, facing the other.] …NOTHING, AT THE MOMENT. JUST ACTING ON MY PROGRAMMING, I GUESS.

[The robot suddenly STOPS. Halting in his tracks in an instant.] I FEEL LIKE I AM BEING WATCHED.

//Sorry I don’t know shit about Fortnite that’s the best I’ve got

//Hi

[ @theshredder.bsky.social ] [Axis is simply watching a butterfly move through the air around himself. Blinking a couple of times as it flies in front of his face.]

//I wanna write some ANGST

//Axis watching Spamton rn

//I think I’m gonna change my action brackets here to () to avoid confusion with Axis’ censor brackets, which are []