I believe my Felis catus is defective. When she cleans herself she gurgles

//hey yall my friend needs some help. If you can spare anything it’s much appreciated. Love yall <3

bluh. I am not built for this diurnal lifestyle

LETS FUCKING GO

Does anyone have any spare antimatter? I really don’t want to make it right now.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚂, 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 #scifirp #horrorp #mvrp #openrp

(They’re rooting around in the storage of their spaceship. ) Ugh do I seriously not have any warp cores? I thought I had like 50 of them. Lame….

I fear the same thing sometimes. I do not believe that you are annoying if that is any consolation.

That feeling is understandable. We have all been there. What makes you believe that you are hated?

I do not believe that is true. And if so they are not people worth knowing.

Apologies I have been absent. I have been on an extended research mission.

"Formally speaking I'm not actually a doctor." ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT | OC (temp pinned)

I’ve been working a little too hard… I think.

I am… confused. How are some on this planet celebrating the new year appearing. But for others it is still hours away? I would appreciate an explanation as to how there are multiple times on your planet. Is it time travel?..

Happy full rotation around your star!

It is very cold…. (They begin to vibrate their wings rapidly. But they lose some steam and it starts to slow down) ugh…. Tired…. need to… recharge my suit.

// I been playing a lot of no man’s sky

Transmission Received. Fuck ya dad

(They have a pistol-like device clutched in one of their claws. They type away at a screen on it and point the device at a nearby bird. A small laser hits the bird, which becomes enveloped in a grid pattern. The laser stops and the device beeps) huh. Interesting

//does anyone else have a theme song for their oc… Gug’s is High by Sir Sly. Based on vibes and also I like getting blasted.

//I got no mans sky. It fun :) I think this is what gug does, but Like. Takes research contracts

(He watches some snowflakes start to fall from the sky. His antenna curl in on themselves and his wings start vibrating rapidly)

Happy Earth Holiday!

[ Temp. Pin ] An OC from JustDark

(Drinks all your chicken broth)

Oh it is a human holiday. Merry holiday!

~ART THREAD~ First Design Made by critterclowns

//I made a scrimbly

//slaying for my work holiday party. Gaying it tf up in this function

Every day I thank the cosmos that I’m so so small and surrounded by large beautiful women. They want to squish me but not in the way I want.

//back at my slay the princess maxing. I love they so much GOD I LOVE this kind of horror. GRRGGGGG. idk I love gore as a storytelling device. Anyway. The beast and the Den my beloved. I loooove exploring the loss of humanity and giving into instinct.

holy shit large woman…

Once another person tried to like. Intimidate me by eating insects in front of me. Like?? Okay? I eat them too buddy. That’s like trying to psyche out a human by eating a burger.

That’s so scary.

Who in their right mind tried to book me for doom dragon handling. IM NOT EVEN 3 FEET TALL. They’re big compared to the larger species and hircaeliferans at NOT on that scale

Christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed primarily on December 25 as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. A liturgical feast central to Christianity, Christmas preparation begins on the First Sunday of Advent and it

Okay but how the fuck do straws work

I’m a grasshopper so shut the fuck up. (Jk I’m neither my species evolved completely separate to earth animals)

I forgot to eat breakfast (Chewing on a very large seed)

˜”*°•.˜”*°• You should buy ALL our stuff! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to me

// I’m just gonna be jamming to music and mining in my chunk error yippee www.twitch.tv/almightynewt_

// Hola I’m gonna try streaming Minecraft tonight for funsies. Prolly around 7 pm MST But my computer is dogshit so we’ll see if it works. If not I’ll play cookie run ovenbreak lol

My friend is having a feast. But I have work 😭

(Looking up at the northern lights) Aurora borealis…. Almost looks like home…

I don’t see why not! I mean I do. And if you’re not supposed to then that’s concerning for me

I’m going to absolutely fuck up this Chocolate cake equivalent food item

It’s more of a lifestyle. That’s my destiny! What more could I do? GOD knows the rest.