"I was in the middle of heart transplant." Of someone who is definitely a criminal but it's fine, the doctor doesn't care who his shady patients are. Even if they're wanting ice cream. "I'm sure they do," he'd shove his hands in his pockets as he'll step out onto the streets, and down the road. >

Pushing glasses up slowly.

"No problem, hate to see a patient die young."

"Well, congratulations. May you have many more."

A small sigh escapes him. "I'd figured if you found one you'd have broken into there and not my office." He'd give motion for him to follow. What a strange obsession for a man to have. He's in luck though, the doctor does know a pretty good ice cream place.

Adjusting his back and making a vague noise, "Years haven't been kind to us I suppose."

"I am old enough to be that man's father which means I'm theoretically old enough to be his daughter's grandfather."

"The way he says bug is so strange."

heck it

"Mr Sorrel has gone barking mad."

He lets out a much longer sigh, this man certainly was a character, "At this rate I'm going to give you a full check up out of pitty Mr Bernard." A pause at the question of if he wanted ice cream as well. The idea did appeal to him if nothing else. "Well, why don't we go get some ice cream then?"

"Ayo." Said with his usual mellowed out tone, "That explains why you go to shady back alleyway doctors." He'd stuff his hands in hia pockets. "Deal. Might throw in the second part depending on the ice cream."

"Well I do warn patients about such things in advance." A brief hum before patting him on the shoulder. "add a tub if ice cream abd your next clinic is free. Add two and I'll do a lot more than a check up for free."

"You still owe me for your last checkup. And i do charge interest. Although i might just waver them for some sweet treats."

"Sounds like a good plan to me."

"Oh."

"Well, it's a rather simple procedure, we will be removing the left eyeball carefully, you will be awake during the whole thing we'll need to know when vision is severed and when vision is returned with the replacement."

//lets do one of these again

Being a medical professional of questional repute he'd notice that already. But he wasn't going to say anything about it. "You're shaking this bad because you want ice cream? How's your blood sugar? Or... any nutritional intake really." He'd ask raising an eyebrow, "if you're after ice cream I... >

Remember, i charge by the minute

Explosion.

"Ah, we're all getting shirtless again."

"I had no intention of taking your dna in any way shape or form either."

"Today only I'm doing a 2 for one deal on stamina enhancers."

"I do like chocolate yes."

"You seem awfully nervous now I've mentioned I was medical doctor." He'd watch the other stuff his hands away, giving a small shrug in the process. "Sorry I can't make some kind of weird ice cream amchine."

"I will, but not with my own things."

He'll take a hold of the small package. "Thank you,"

"And so are you." That smile is still hanging about.

"Glad we've come to an agreement," He'll brush the other off regardless.

He'd just smile that same mellowed out smile he always does. The fact he doesn't seem to emote past this is probably a little creepy when he's annoyed. Letting go he'd hold out the other hand. "Good, because I do like you. But don't call me daddy, its strange."

He takes a rather firm hold of his leg, with the metal hand. "Just because I like you Mr Sorrell doesn't mean I won't upcharge you next time."

"Kick me again, see what happens."

"It was implied."

"Call me daddy or mommy again and I'm your tongue."

"I'm old enough to be your father not your brother."

"I am doing non-consentual brain surgery."

"The local place I order food from is closed today, damn."

"I'm a medical and cybernetics doctor not an engineer," The idea was at least interesting enough for the doctor to think about. Just nothing he could actually do in that regard. "This broadly doesn't make much sense to me, plus you sound a little... shakey, are you okay?"

//since we're all doing it

// thanks for not taking that the sexual way Gummy it's far funnier this way

"Well, in theory a teapot could fall from the sky and knock you out. Anything is hypothetically possible, but this... is unreasonable." He'd push up his glasses, he's not even sure if he's reading any of it right.

"Some of you don't understand I'm old enough to be your father."

"Kinky. Although I'm not a fan of getting my ass ate."

"heheh."

"Sounds like a plan to me"

"Please do not masturbate in the waiting room, if you need a hand just ask."