I have no cute selfies, no matter what people are posting.

Why yes, @microsoft.com, I will HAPPILY provide you feedback on how exactly I feel about Word right now.

Really could do with someone tooting my horn 😏

Someone deserves many new subscribers!! What they would get would blow their minds 🤯 Such hot content, and such fun too 🔥🔥🔥

Some #thighthursday teasing for you 😈 It's all snowy here, you should come and rub my thighs to warm us both up 😉 #nsfw

I went for the cheekier, less 🌶️🌶️ pictures 😈

Just a needy little c*mslut trying to drain you 😈

fuck Ai music fuck Ai art fuck Ai

Resurrecting this one for #fcf #nsfw #nsfwuk

It's #thighthursday, so have some soft upper inner thighs to nibble on and some stocking clad lower thighs to stroke at the same time 😈 #nsfw 😈

Face + scent Over 25 years ago, when I worked for a company that made aftershave and perfume, I suggested they should make one that smelled of leather. They laughed at me. Guess I was ahead of the times 🤷

Happy #humpday Anyone fancy anything hot (to drink)? #nsfw

#tummytuesday #tittytuesday Your view from under my desk as I work. What are you going to do? #nsfw #nsfwuk

Ooh, ooh, ooh!!

Sneaking in a (very) late #monochromemonday and #mirrormonday 😈 #nsfw

Today sucked, and not in a good way.

£9 for a beer in the Ovo Arena last night, and it was shite beer as well 😯🤬😭

Happy #fcf to everyone 😈😈 What would you wrap around this? #nsfw

Well done Mamdani and the people of New York - it is interesting and heartening to watch from this side of the pond. The question is, with a legally confirmed sexual abuser as president why would 40% of people still vote for someone with multiple sexual allegations against them???

Just to kiss your tummy and lay my head on it. #tummytuesday

Happy #masturbationmonday 😉😈 Time to take matters into your own hands, or you can always get a friend to help #nsfw

Can the advertising world just fuck off!! Full on C*******s adverts the day after Halloween 🤬🤬🤬🤬

A slightly different version to the pose that everyone seems to be posting 😈 #nsfw

Anyone getting an invalid token error when trying to upload videos?

It's now November and I still have at least 14 different species flowering in my garden. Don't tell me global warming isn't a thing.

It's spooky season once again on #fcf 🎃🎃🎃 Do you want to: a) play with a big chopper? b) go batty over my legs? c) take your chances with a trick or treat? #nsfw 😈🎃😈

No time to carve a pumpkin this year, so you'll have to make do with a couple from previous years. #happyhalloween

If you’re at @worldfantasy2025.bsky.social and would like to hear a snippet from this book I’ll be reading from it at 3 pm! And before that I’ll be at The Cold Shiver horror panel at 2. Hope to see you there!

Well today's picture was a fail. You live and learn. Will have to think of some new stuff 🤔

Mike Johnson has never heard of anything he needs to have heard about because his head is so far up Trump's arse that all he can hear is Putin saying "That's a good Donnie. Don't stop, I'm sooo close".

It's a Tuesday. How many things starting with the letter T can you spot? 😈 #tuesdaytease

When you are traveling all day long on the UK's wonderful rail system there's only opportunity to provide a throwback for #monochromemonday 😈 #nsfw 😈

Autumn in Devon this weekend.

£3.99 for a can of Monster in WHSmith at Exeter train station 😯 Robbing bastards!!

Two different videos were reposted by people today, one of them twice. Are you all horny today or something? 😈

"drop your panties I'm trying to fill you" is not a lyric you expect to hear on Radio 2 in the middle of Sunday afternoon 😂

Goals!!

Should I recreate this on a #sinfulsunday? Would you just watch? Or would you be waiting, mouth open, ready to receive? #nsfw #bi

An extra hour in bed tonight due to the clocks changing. Come and snuggle under the covers. And just wriggle against me if you like.

When ewe are filthy!

Something, something, something about male lips....

I love that everyone in North America is getting excited about a few games of rounders. ⚾

8 hours on the train, who is going to keep me entertained?

I've finally got my taste and smell back after,4 weeks. This porter is supposed to be ginger and chilli, tastes nice, but nowhere near as warming as expected.

Eek!!

I think it was a miss with my thighs picture today 😭

Straight on the block list 🤮🤮🤮