Dirty Doggin’ Happy New Year you fucks

Getting my cock properly edged by @swinewave.bsky.social

Stoned and boned. Make me your good boy? Or your bad boy?

Bros #gooning together! 🔥🍆😈

Sometimes you just gotta let the dog out to play with his bone.

The sideways run gets me everytime!

Any handsome Chicago dudes wanna come over and cuddle on my big comfy couch? It’s cold- we can have snacks, weed, kisses, cuddles, and maybe play with weiners?

Tuesday night was fun!

Really need a good hot place to put this today…

20 years later… the first dude who ever really made me feel really desirable, like a hot sexy piece of steak; that dude still fires me right on up! I’ll fill that greedy dad-hole up any time! @beefymusc.bsky.social can keep me up all night anytime- soon?

Cocktober??? No idea what you’re talking about!

I was a good boy and did all my things I had to do today so I think I’m going to go to Andersonville for a doobie, and an Ice Cream cone- both of which will cost more than they should, but I EARNED it! If you see me, and you’re a cool cat-smack me on the ass and give me a kiss on the lips-💜💙

chicago, irving park: ice spotted at home depot at addison/kimball

Bro you’re a decade younger than me- I’m not calling you dad/daddy- y’all this shit is crazy- you’re 30- you could be a very young kids dad- but you definitely couldn’t be mine- I get the fantasy but I’m not calling you daddy unless it’s in jest, or you actually have your own kids.

Yeah, you’re physically very attractive- but you’re an asshole, and that automatically makes you a 2! Guys-it costs nothing to be kind to people, especially when they’re being kind to you! Just because you’re not physically interested in someone is no excuse to be a prick!

Moved some weight- now moving to the beach-then to howl at the moon with the other Chi Town folk- see you there???

Saw pits- here’s mine- have a whiff!

He heard it was #FCF, and came for the party!

FunkStick at JackHammer- come get sweaty sluts!

Woke up like this…

So are you an Upper Wacker, or a Lower Wacker?

Shit’s getting weird but everyone is still acting like…

For all my rural boys who might be thinking about a border run…

YO BOYS!!! Protect Your health!!!! Do what you need to do to protect yourself! Treatment guidelines change due to antibiotic resistance, and changes in available treatments, stay up to date, and don’t forget even though we hate them - condoms still exist - and are not our enemy!