Cumming from getting stepped on by someone you didn’t want to engage with sexually? I call that “getting off on the wrong foot”

Wild that Super Mario Galaxy made a pun based on Aaron Burr years before Lin debuted Hamilton

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Why didn’t any of you fuckers tell me that Dr. House is Stuart Little’s dad? Fake friends.

Is it too silly of me to think I’m amongst the last generation who could time travel to Shakespeare’s time and still be able to master the grammar in a few months?

People need to stop making clever frog sonas. Frogs are the dumbest creatures this planet has to offer. I need one who calls WiFi “WiFive”, needs to stare at their reflection for 10 seconds before realizing who that is, swears the tooth fairy is real, and couldn’t multiply 12 by 4 to save their life

The name of the world’s greatest poet has sadly been lost to time. But regardless, in my times of greatest need I recall their words: “Righty tighty, lefty loosey.”

After much effort I have completed my full commission for @devontothefourth.bsky.social! This his and my collective designs for Levi (and Bastian) from @biggestboof.bsky.social's novel Override! It features Levi before and after he [SPOILER]. It was lots of fun and taught me a lot, thanks Dev! ❤️

The thing that children get where they think all dogs are boys and all cats are girls seems to come back full force when looking at pokemon

Here's zoom in on the Override role-reversal drawing from before. I'm going to have to get more practice working on these scales within the limits of rasterized art! (Override by @biggestboof.bsky.social and characters designed in partnership with @devontothefourth.bsky.social )

Finally, the 8/8/25 holiday drawing of Levi, taking inspiration from a scene in Chapter 3 of @biggestboof.bsky.social's novel Override. Also made for @devontothefourth.bsky.social as compensation for taking too long on his actual commission. Perfectionism is a bitch. Happy (Late) Vore Day!

Next, the role-reversal, raunchy-magazine spoof version of Levi along with the other main characters from @biggestboof.bsky.social's Override. Also sponsored in part by @devontothefourth.bsky.social, who accompanied me for like 6 hours while I made this.

In this series of posts, we establish my vision of one such Levi from @biggestboof.bsky.social's novel Override! This is from a (technically still WIP) commission for @devontothefourth.bsky.social, but we're going to roll it out piece by piece. THE ESTABLISHING SHOT:

Help me add to my list of song that explain their metaphors in their lyrics. So far I have: The Word Girl-Scritti Politti “The girl was never real. She stands for your abuse” Disco Inferno-The Trammps “I wanted you to understand what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about burning down a building”

I’m about to engage in kinky mythological macro bondage roleplay as Fenrir. So, how’s your day going?

Every interaction with them only further confirms my belief that frogs are some of the dumbest creatures on the planet

You know what’s SOOO much fun? Shopping in Costco while dissociated Gotta hope no toddler wanders in front of my cart, cause I don’t have enough reactiveness to not run that gremlin over

It’s part of my cultural heritage to clap on Beats 1 and 3.

Deltarune chapter 3 spoilers: I’m judging you based on what pronoun you use for the knight It - consistent with how the other characters refer to the knight, perfectly fine They - the knight is a person of unknown gender, perfectly fine She - excellent work detective, perfectly fine He - not fine.

The spectrum of things that can be meant by people having various Greek letters in their bio is far too broad

Spoilers for Deltarune chapter 4: I just noticed something crazy. If I’m hearing everything right, the first sanctuary theme is in 6/8 all the way through. The second has large sections of 5/8. And the third has some sections of 11/16, literally splitting the difference. Wowza Toby…

Might live tweet Deltarune. If so, it’ll be in a reply chain to this

Thinking once again about my friend who made his zoom background just a picture of his room so that he didn’t have to clean his room for meetings

And, like all my other attempts at regular social media use, this has stopped happening in but a few short days. I’m nothing if not consistent Wǒ shì wǒ

Is this the right place to have a mental breakdown? I already have my playlist Guh GrRAAAGh Mee boop Radioactive - Imagine Dragons … Maybe I need a tumblr, those freaks like stuff (shit) like this, right?

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Am I? Uninteresting? It is 4:04 am

Can’t stop thinking about the alternate universe where Japanese uses the Siddhaṃ script instead of katakana. We live in the timeline we do because monks couldn’t git gud

What kind of amenities do I need to look for in a twink hospice program? I want to make my puppyboy comfortable while she’s going through twink death

Me: “I think you should do some self reflection if you wouldn’t get along with an exact copy of yourself” Also me: *has a selfcest kink*

This whole thing came about because I think it’s neat to spell “edge” as “ej”

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I was just using this account to follow porn artists and a couple friends, but I’m gonna start shitposting here now too