I bought my VPN last year mostly expecting to use it for porn. Instead, I'm using it for Gw2 Wingman. #GuildWars2

Scenario: You spot a big spider in your wardrobe and it quickly slinks out of view into your clothes. Do you 1. Tear down the closet looking for it or 2. Live in fear for months every time you go to put on a shirt. Asking for a "friend".

Reforged steam page isn't bad! They set it up well. But the game is still given only the lower SteamDeck "Playable" rating and not fully "Verified". That doesn't seem right? #GuildWarsReforged

This is quite interesting to me - you currently earn 3 gold for any story step you replay due to the new tales of adventure market.

Boy I sure do hope there is a BLACK FRIDAY SALE to take advantage of in this thriving LFG scene.

What game is this I hear you ask? It's Guild Wars 1! Crazy. #GuildWarsReforged

When ritualist gets nerfed, you all know who to blame. (Watch this! I'm in it,too.)

God damn who's a lucky boy

Whoa - I didn't know about this family of happy swimming turtles back in EOD. The New Beachcombing stuff brought me here. Cute! #GuildWars2

My god the new jukebox at pub Canach is stellar (unmute this) #GuildWars2

Exploring the deep oceans of Frostgorge with the new skimmer masteries is actually AWESOME! Don't sleep on this achievement. #GuildWars2

I've been VR gaming since Palmer Luckeys DK1. Over ten years now? I own four headsets! The BIGGEST killer of my enthusiasm is always updates, technical issues and all the connection bullshit you have to go through to just get into SteamVR. The frame is going to be awesome I'm so excited!!!!!!!!

Wow what on earth did Malyx just say to me?! #GuildWars2

So... Stands to reason top right / top left for the next two years? #GuildWars2

Got matched with some genuinely new players in the fractal matchmaking beta. Genuinely fun! ... Except, do you know why this ranger did so little damage? Because they dared to play at range. Their class fantasy. Their instinct. I hate that about Gw2 combat.

I genuinely don't think I've seen a single LFG category so filled with real parties playing actual content since Teq came out. #GuildWars2

I've never seen anything like this. Check the AR levels. The game is PACKED with new players and thriving. Great update! #GuildWars2

Did you ever want to watch me do every single adventure in #guildwars2? For 3 hours straight? Boy howdy do I have good news for you... youtu.be/CEycqWRH2Vw?...

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! They renamed it!! wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Skritt_...

I'm now in my thirties and only last I night learned that "mussels" are not spelled "muscles".

Easy to forget that Draconis Mons is seriously the most epic map for fishing in! I hope VoE uses this water somewhere. #GuildWars2

Calling the Amalgams new customisable toolbelt the "Goobelt" is just too perfect. #GuildWars2

For fun I made this Grandmaster Evoker trait! How cool would this be???? I think it demonstrates nicely how tenuous Catalysts thematic position will be post VoE's launch. So much overlap that the spec comfortably works within a single GM of it's flashier, younger brother. #GuildWars2

TOAD EVOKERS RISE! Do I spy with my little eye the ability to spam rings of warding?? That'll be 'interesting' for the competitive modes. #GuildWars2

I give up! I'm throwing in the towel. Game over, man. Game over. No more gobbling, it has to be bricks. #GuildWars2

I thought that was a great improvement to the show last night with the studio posting tooltips on the forums! Good Album formating etc, too. #GuildWars2

I'm not so deep into the AI moral panic as some, but I have to admit this YouTube comment AI assistant the website is encouraging me to use really does creep me out. Will I, the viewer, even be sure I really interacted with the YTer in the future? Where is the excitement here? #YouTube

The balance team comment that "No one at all has guessed the rev spec yet!" seems less of a flex and more of an alarm bell to me. Surely anything people actually WANT has been guessed already. So what's left? Something people didn't want? #GuildWars2

Absolute highlight of this preview stream today has been chat freaking out about the "Skritt Snatch" trait name. Amazing. #Guildwars2

Okay, hear me out: The new series of legendary accessories combo together like Aurora. Except this time they give you a Xiquatl style pet/companion! And each new combination/upgrade improves the pets gear/size/visuals. #GuildWars2

I miss you, Canach. #GuildWars2

Well! Orrax was really, REALLY expensive! But Gukx is looking good! #GuildWars2

If todays Elite Specialisation tease is a Fist-Fighting combatant that gets to use Focus for melee skills... I'm just saying. I would happily hit monsters with ALL of these. #GuildWars2

Looking back at Janthir Wilds I really do think all the water stuff in the first map was absolutely gorgeous. #GuildWars2

I decided to check the combat log from the final boss battle at the end of Janthir Wilds. Surely I'd uncover something like the "Teeth of Mordremoth" to uncover the greater Menzies plot! Hidden in plain sight. #GuildWars2

How in the living spud am I supposed to keep up with 20 Jorbreakers every week! These skins cost an arm and a leg in Zhaitaffy!!!! #GuildWars2

Phew! Took nearly 2 years to get 100 of these bad boys. Glad to be done! (...Now for Mt Balrior... and whatever is coming in three months!) 😵‍💫#GuildWars2

Let's say the next update gives us these guys as heroes. Awesome! ...But we still wouldn't have a third Mesmer. It's the one class they never represented! So... who would you pick? #GuildWars1

I've heard that ANET considered 'Under The Ice' but changed their mind at the last minute...

Hmm. Not the top search result I was hoping for. #GuildWars2

I have now seen my content for what it really is, and I am NOT pleased.

Honestly #GuildWars2 feels so active sometimes. I can NOT get my weekly inquest kills right now, they're being sniped and dead at all the bases already. There are players everywhere!

With regard to the bottom five. #GuildWars

Well... As of today I appear to be effectively **done** with #GuildWars. Teenage me would be proud. (Or horrified.)

One of my favourite Fan Arts of all time! Lys never looked so cool. Made by wilhengard. #GuildWars2

Fishy Business youtu.be/fvtOmLf9KEw

Today I made myself a hot dog and now all I taste is mould. How is your day going?

Ew TBH that tweet sounded kinda snooty. Let's imagine I asked "Is it worth THE time?" !!

Okay guys help me out here: Is this show worth my time? #OnePiece