Must resist urge not to get banned from the official #GuildWars2 discord ..

Vloxx, Director Vloxx #GuildWars2 www.youtube.com/shorts/gZ7Cb...

Today's post is up thatshaman.com/post/2026/06...

idk if anyone made a full pic of the teaser, but I stitched it together from the frames, tried to remove most of the foreground rocks as it's all parallax effect

Both the #GuildWars and #GuildWars2 communities right now

🤔 the unreleased /masterpiece emote is tied to an unknown "marketing promotion", wonder if it's got something to do with next Friday

🤔 this will keep people busy

Mining post will be late tomorrow because Anet didn't send me a teaser package.

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For the upcoming mobile edition of #GuildWars reforged Anet added Google and Apple as third party account providers.. but for some reason CrazyGames is an option too?

Remember I complained that the new map materials weren't dropping from gathering resources? They made it consistent and the mastery now doesn't work at all on any of the maps after the latest patch 💀

The reason why we enter the new map from the south side after starting our journey from the complete opposite direction is Rytlock's need to chop up some jungle vines. He hasn't done this since HoT and it sparks joy. We're a considerate commander.

I just keep stealing those inquest hoverbikes on the new map.. because I can!

What kind of insane conversion rate is this... if you were to get the Forge Guard's armor pieces this way it would cost you 10 times as much map materials than the Restless Captain or Extremis armor sets

I noticed my XP bar was moving a bit slow.. These are the most expensive in game, cost more than entire tracks and all they do is give you a bit of healing, stealth and 5% magic find (not permanently and only on Castoran maps)

7 million karma for the new legendary accessory. I'm glad I already have aurora and vision.

This mastery is useless on the new map ..

Today's post is up thatshaman.com/post/2026/05...

Judging purely by the thumbnail of this new #guildwars2 short we're going to have to deal with Long Vloxx tomorrow

Looking at those reddit posts about those weird name change suspensions, Anet:

Crap... to the person who just sent me a DM on discord I accidentally pressed the ignore button and of course there's no history or undo button on it so I don't know who you are..... 😅 Guess I'll answer your question this way: wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Salvage...

The first two underwater sections in Test Zone 2 of #guildwars2 #SAB can almost be entirely skipped saving quite a bit of time www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hw...

I'm not a fan of them "revealing" the next big #GuildWars2 update entirely via YouTube shorts now..

Text transcript: we went on a beach vacation, the floaty blue guy complains that the all inclusive resort has seen better days and an Asura with a very seductive voice stole our loot Also crabs.. so many crabs 🦀

If they ever going to port #GuildWars to the #Nintendo Switch they should definitely rebrand it to Guild Wars MiiForged! I'm an absolute genius.

Looks like most of the mobile client was added to today's #GuildWars reforged update. For example the sign in with your platform of choice buttons and ones that open a webview to sign in with your ArenaNet account in various languages

Wonder if the mobile renderer (OpenGL ES3) will have less trouble with the new shaders and if so it would be nice to have on desktop as an alternative to DX9

"Tries to act surprised.gif" bsky.app/profile/that...

The only way #GuildWars2

Jokes aside, if you look at the audio you can literally see why the VoE audio stinger sounds so cool, it has visible triangle waves 😯

🤔 waaaaait I think I understand where those new #GuildWars2 teasers with are going! youtube.com/shorts/SL4eE...

Most of the newer chairs in #GuildWars2 have invisible placeholder player models they use to map animations. For the upcoming Black Lion Drum Set they made it cute.

I still think it's funny how the Storm Wizard fight is harder on exploration mode than regular or tribulation because those stupid clouds are in the way in the first phase

SAB any% speedrun

✅ Red Ooze Next up is all the green baubles!

Today's post is up thatshaman.com/post/2026/04...

I need those pillars for my homestead! (also the plants and walls / floor appear to be new assets as well)

If you manage to break out of the new Laboratory CAS-U-5 instance during the Castoran Coral: Vault Dispatch you can find a large unused complex out of bounds that's not visible from within the playable area

The launcher has reverted back to its normal state so use this for 👀

Turn your homestead into a lair fit for a fiery Elder Dragon. The Blazing Lands Homestead Sky adds a volcanic vibe; wild nature is a sight to behold! Available now in the #Guild Wars 2 Gem Store.

Thank you peeps for believing in me! I'm happy to, uh, announce(?) that I have became an Arenanet Partner! I'll make some meme-y "announcement" vid too, once am not swamped in work! 💚 For now, I just have this 😂

Just saying I really love the plastic screen border that slightly reflects the image. Most CRT filters just do the pixel grid and screen curvature but this makes it look even more like the old days to me.

I give up. I tried making sense how the character select background menu is sorted: ❌ Release date ❌ Alphabetical ❌ Expansion name ❌ String length ❌ Geography ❌ DAT file id ✅ YOLO

Wonder if this is for that giant 40% STORE DISCOUNT frame on character select or something entirely different for the mobile #GuildWars reforged edition 🤔

Huh, #GuildWars looks slightly different today 🤔

The googly eye effect in game appears to be basic but very effective. It's 4 planes with a texture applied, no fancy shading and always face the camera (billboard sprites) They're attached slightly away from the eyes so they don't clip and the pupil sprites use basic jiggle physics to move around

If you want to have googly eyes after the event has ended next week it's now possible to select this option from the bobblehead laboratory as well

Fun fact: it will only be availible for a week but you can enable the new #GuildWars2 April Fool's launcher at any time by entering the Konami code: ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A