me: i need to go out more also me every time i’m free:

My VPN works

Wait its been a minute since I posted hi !

My gasts are still flabbered that ytwmn thought blue bracelets and a march were supposed to make us feel better about THIS 💀

I said this on twitter & I’ll say it again Zuckerbitch still looks like a polar express extra !!!!

Fuck Snoop Dogg

Instagram got racist deep fake videos of George Floyd going viral but we supposed to migrate to Reels ? Yea ok

Gonna do something I never thought I’d do….drink coffee hot instead of cold

Being silly is extremely important for your mental health. Some of you need to learn to laugh and let loose. Your anxiety is crippling you! Giggle you little noodle!

“No one is above the law “ they said

Next month will make it a year since I bog chopped ✨

Aluminum foil IS a lid !!! I said what I said !

My 2025 resolution is to do more potentially “embarrassing “ & “cringey “ shit bc that’s quite literally the key to success & genuine happiness !

Happy 2025 !!!!!!! 🎊🎊💕

i’m treating January 1st like Season 1, Episode 1

OHHH MY SHAYLA😩

That norovirus is keeping me at home, NO MA’AM! Any NYE plans I thought I had are canceled 😭

The days between Christmas and NYE are really just filler episodes

Love it when I fall and give myself a new bruise on my knee 💕💕

Merry Christmas besties ! 🎄💕

Don’t ask me to go nowhere unless it’s an INDOORS destination fr 😫

They could’ve have told their employees this like….after Halloween????? They wait til just DAYS before Christmas???????

Right in time for BTS’s return yup yuppp!!!!!!!

Work holiday party makeup (this photo doesn’t do the shimmer on my lids justice)

Roast Beef flavored Ramen >>>>> Soy sauce flavored Ramen

Googling answers to questions after a test and finding out I got it wrong

Boobs make excellent hand warmers fr

It’s almost as if ………

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I really hate the way adults act towards young girls when they hit puberty. Seeing all this stuff about Blue Ivy is triggering af and brings back so many gross memories

Oh my God he’s HOT

Pastel nail polish with glitter >>>>

Life tip: you can insert USB cables correctly the first time most of the time by ensuring the USB symbol is facing up (or to the right if it's on its side).

An Amazing Woman 🥀

That London tree lighting is so pitiful omg 😭😭

Oh he’s hilarious 😭😭

THIS CITY IS SO UNSERIOUS 💀

I really think 2025 is gonna be a major turning point for the whole world , something is coming I can feel it

Instagram saw first 🩷❄️

This is so sad 💀💀💀

What’s with all these scammers 😭

Honestly people need to cut the BS. Every relationship begins with someone being physically attracted to the other person.

Milk -first cereal just tastes better 🤷🏽‍♀️

If it’s not an emergency just text me 😭