Spouse: Wait, who is that? Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger. Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again? Me: The guy with the mustache. Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!

OK I’m not even watching Top Form but the gifs are all over my various timelines and DO YOU WANT ANTS??? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!! DO YOU WANT ANTS??? ON YOUR DICK???

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

Me: OK so I just need to look at this data and then pull out some reccos and next steps, what does the data say… My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS! The wenis is a DANCE! Everybody is a GENIUS, Who knows it in ADVANCE! Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS! The wenis is a DANCE…

Actually looks more like me than a lot of picrews end up doing!

I’m just saying with JoAnn closing and Target caving to fascists the Michael’s Pride collection better be off the CHAIN this year

Just ripped a scratchy tag out of my shirt collar with my bare hands because it was bothering me and I didn’t want to get up so that’s how I’m doing

there are probably so many tumblr users out there who were obsessed with les amis de l'abc in 2013 and have never heard of Not Me (2021), and that makes me very very sad

Kiddo was windmilling their arms around wildly so I told them they were gonna get kicked out of the mosh pit They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”

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I saw some Captive Prince fan art and was thinking about it taking place in Fantasy France. Then I thought “Frantasy,” and that’s what I’m calling it now Still reading the Kushiel’s Dart books, which also take place in Frantasy

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Aw man, remember wangxian_fan? I hope they’re doing good

I hope all the football players at the Super Bowl were excited to get to share the field briefly with Greatest Living American Athlete Serena Williams

Every time we see an ad for the TV show “Tracker,” Spouse and I turn to each other. “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.” I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts

I am once again marveling at how my parent managed to never let us know what an enormous goddamn hassle snow days and summer camps are.

Absolutely wild to be reading Kushiel’s Dart for the first time after having read so many Kushiel’s Dart AUs It feels like “Oh someone wrote a Kushiel’s Dart AU for their OCs” yeah babe it’s called a book

Still not the space fish

Great news everyone I found a new-to-me cover of “Teardrop” that works with my The Heart Killers playlist Thus moving THK to the highest echelon of my blorbos, those for whom I add a cover of “Teardrop” to the playlist, no higher honor from your local Internet giraffe

We are watching The Fall Guy which Spouse previously watched on a plane [I Believe in a Thing Called Love starts playing] Me: I love this song Spouse: I know, when I was watching this on the plane I was like ‘(Giraffeter) fucking loves this song’

Waiting at the vet and the TV is playing this A&E reality show that appears to just be… footage of car accidents This is so unpleasant

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? Honestly if the Bad Kids were coming to rescue me I’d be just fine

lol wtf was that

Had a great convo with the 8-yo today about how a character can be your favorite character and that’s different from rooting for them, and what makes characters compelling even when they’re villains

[watching Word of Honor] Me: So yeah, his wife raised him from the dead and he came back wrong. Spouse: More like came back Rong Xuan, amirite?

Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025?

I was just thinking about how good Jimmy’s skin always looks and then was like well of course it looks good, he has degrees in that shit. He is literally a Skin Looks Good Doctor.

Find someone who wants to fuck you as badly as Jeff Satur wants to fuck his own clone

I’ve been having a hard time motivating myself to do my work and keep looking at my phone w/o realizing it, so I’ve adopted the Skittles Methodology Every time I want to reach for my phone I have a Skittle instead. Still get that quick dopamine hit but remain with the task at hand.

Get yourself an education

Remember that time Tang Fan did a Leverage with corn cobs

Just watched Heart Killers ep 2 and: I, too, would do literally anything to have Bison smile at me that way, also Gosh Dunk really does have the cutest armpits, not to mention THAT LAST SCENE THOUGH WOW OK COOL OK OK COOL

Still processing the news that we get a sexy OffGun throuple(?) drama next year… and from P’Nuchy who can be trusted to do it well… truly feeling hashtag blessed today

Noted Thigh Haver Off Jumpol has logged on to the chat

A new weird version of “he would not fucking say that:” He would not have those fucking tattoos

what are 4 fics (or fewer) that you'd tell people to read if they want to get to know you as a fic author? ignore hits, ignore kudos—simply vibe. here's mine:

I just think Lan Wangji

I keep getting the Weird Al song “Everything You Know Is Wrong” stuck in my head and I finally figured out why It’s because this house has a noisy ice machine Iykyk

The house I lived in in middle/high school, which my parents (a pastor and a librarian) could afford to buy in the late 90s and sold for like $275K in the 2000s, just sold for one point four million dollars The previous owners appear to have done a lot to fix it up but still

Apropos of nothing today I’m thinking about Tankhun approving of Time and Tay My hc is that they knew Kinn before The Incident, they became friends with the second son and stayed friends with the heir and — MOST importantly — weren’t weird about it

RIP Lan Xichen you would have loved the word “situationship”

Might fuck around and get back into Coldflash Sometimes a show ran for nine seasons but in your heart it ran for two plus an additional random episode here and there

Went to brunch with an old friend yesterday and kiddo came along Eating brunch with a 8-year-old is p fun Me: So yeah the move is going well Friend: That’s great I’m liking my new job Kiddo [covered in syrup]: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DRAGONITE? (Friend is in his early 30s so the answer is: A Lot!)

Kiddo has started watching Power Rangers Dino Fury and so we’re having a lovely evening discussing the differences between OG Power Rangers and this one Kiddo: Did they say “It’s Morphin Time” when they morphed? Me: Oh boy did they EVER

4 Minutes finale really said in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you huh

Still not the space fish :(