Getting ads for unpainted furniture on insta. Can’t be a good sign

Shit I forgot it’s Liberation Day

I’ve got a new essay on Cybernetics up at Do Not Research: open.substack.com/pub/donotres...

This is the hour of the weasel man

The dining hall is serving something called Forbidden Rice today

Yes it is. What else are we supposed to do? Go to the doctor? Go to college? Have a future?

Asked my friend who works at the smoke shop if he had a gun. He said “are you a FED?”

Victor Frankenstein on acid

one more time for the weekend — was thrilled to have the chance to write about Ronald Johnson, connecting him back to some of his early influences & source texts as well as pointing towards some contemporary poets continuing in his idiosyncratic Queer Romantic tradition

Elon always looks like he’s auditioning to be the second uncle in LMFAO now

I’m back baby, thanks again to @stuwatson.bsky.social & @kqandrews.bsky.social www.thenation.com/article/cult...

I think a chain of racist Reiki studios would be immensely profitable right now

“It’s magic beans that grow into a towering beanstalk reaching to the clouds”

Rumplestiltskin is outside my house again. Had to turn the hose on him

I feel like I would enjoy getting struck by lightning

“Mission Accomplished”

There’s a lot to be worried about and many reasons to be sad, yes, but in just 5 months and 3 days we will find out exactly how Willy Wonka became Willy Wonka