Feeling so low energy, apathetic, and just miserable... I hope things get better with a cuddle-buddy coming over tonight, but my butt is out of service for a week or 2. so thats also why im feeling kinda bummed

bnnuy for @connieva.bsky.social

I'm the type of Magic player to attack you with a Birds of Paradise, just to send a message. enjoy taking 0 damage, idiot

I'm gonna be real with you:

It sucks having a goldfish memory as a dentist I find myself regularly introducing myself to patients ive done treatment on :'D

HVAC guy had to come back cause the downstairs AC stopped blowing cold air The tech wanted to check our pipes and wanted to view the bathrooms. Its a good thing he aint squemish, cause I had ALL my fun-toys sitting out in the shower. He was super chill about it

Yay! AC is repaired! We are probably going to have to get the entire system replaced within the next few years >.<

This is probably my most impratical purchase ive made, but im so proud of owning 5-inch extension cords I couldnt find anything shorter, but itd be hilarous to own a 2-inch extention cord. C'mon science, i have needs! Very useless needs!

Cant wait to OD on energy drinks tonight Gonna accomplish so much nothing

This gonna be fun, AC in our house died And this texas summer has been ✨️sweltering✨️

Had such a wild time at Texas Furry Siesta! Accomplished a weekend of being a hare-brained rabbit! Always one of my favorite cons to go to each year

Realisticly, Ive missed enough training to know that doing a 1/2 marathon next month is not obtainable. Im still proud that i am regularly doing 3 mile jogs, but jogging in the summer of texas is brutal, im drenched in sweat

I sometimes lay awake at night thinking about the time a patient called the office to complain that I made her feel self-conscious because I commented that she had more plaque on her teeth than I wouldve expected of someone who brushed their teeth that morning Ma'am, it's my literal job to tell you

been wiggling my rabbit nub to this song past week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4cn...

I sometimes lay awake at night thinking about the time a patient called the office to complain that I made her feel self-conscious because I commented that she had more plaque on her teeth than I wouldve expected of someone who brushed their teeth that morning Ma'am, it's my literal job to tell you

Oopsie poopsie, my psychiatrist sent out a mass email and CC'd all of her patients

Giving Larc what he deserves after he clawed his way out of the underworld.

My doc said I cant take any edibles a week leading up to my procedure. So homophobic >:c

Fuck, i cant wait til the weekend

Gonna make this week so prosductive, starting with a 6am jog at tomorrow morning

Art by • Keith Parkinson

Chat, is this Aura?

If a genie granted me 3 wishes, right now, no restrictions 1st one would be to have a bidet installed at my work toilet. The ones I have installed in my house have spoiled me forever and there is not turning back I almost dont even care about the other 2 wishes

Happy pride month! This commission is from @carvarior.bsky.social of badger and I celebrating pride!

These have to be my all-time favorite candy (CAUTION: they are super chewy and sticky and could potentially pull off dental crowns)

Sun's out, bun's out! Enjoying the nice weekend weather :3 #FursuitFriday #furry #fursuit #fursuiter #bunny

Look how beautiful it is outside! Happy #fursuitfriday!

There is something about me that attracts pervs. Over the camping trip I found a tick living in my musky armpits and this morning I found a tick in my nether region pondering my orb

There are so many things I take for granted here in Dallas that I wasnt even aware of until travelling around Arkansas over last weekend. Cell service always available, entertainment options, airport access, just a ton of small conveniences

Had a h*cking fun time hiking a mile up to a cave and exploring the inside some as it opened up to a hidden waterfall!

My camping buddy got bit by a bug, you think some essential oils will do the trick? Or should I pull out the crystals?

Todays hiking was a success! Even got one of the best photos of me il be using for years :D

My thoughts on the human experience 2/10 planned obsolescence Kinda fun

Imagine going to a small town brewery in Arkansas and they drop off this frothing unlabeled plastic bottle of piss only to find out it's absolute magnum opus of god's nectar

Talk about scenic! The Talimena Scenic Drive is an absolutely majestic sight this time of year

Made a quick stop and picked up $500 at the roulette table! (Then lost $300 to blackjack) But still up a few hundred before we got back on the road

Buckle up kiddo, its gonna be a rough ride

Let the adventure begin! Off to Arkansas for a week of fun in Arkansas outdoors with my handy dandy DILF

Finishing packing foods and last bit of gear for going on an hiking / camping trip this weekend with a snuggle buddy throughout Arkansas!

DENTISTS ARE SO COOL. just out here fixing buckaroo pain and helping buds smile. dang.

Happy Paw Day X 4

I stopped by Trader Joe's to pick up some foods and just as im driving away to leave, I discover my tire is completely flat At least the only cold item I was was milk

We are not responsible for operatives "flaunting their assets". #SexyTacGear Seasonal commission for @the-magic-tuba-pix.bsky.social

Its great how my twin and I still share quite a bit of similarities

What do you mean I can't sleep in all day, catch up on all my chores I've been procrastinating on, AND go play Magic today >:c

I am so grateful for having such a solid pathfinder group! These guys are easily my best friends and I love them so much I cant wait to spend all my future Saturdays with them <3 @zakthar.bsky.social @vanblod.bsky.social @bonethief.bsky.social And sending love to my other players not on Bluesky

Not even an hour after getting a new rug, my precious innocent little angel-child decided to give it a house-warming nibble She is so proud of herself

yippie! reserved a hotel room for MFF at the DoubleTree across from the convention There's gonna be space in the king bed if anybody wants to room together :D

Time to make some MFF plans! How many of yall nerds are going?