Can’t work today, my feet are trapped under a sleeping 90-pound German Shepherd.

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The Rhythm of the Hart audiobook is now live basically everywhere! Audible, Kobo, Barnes and Noble, etc. My website still has the lowest price, and you can get the ebook there as well for free. ☺️

The Rhythm of the Hart audiobook is now live basically everywhere! Audible, Kobo, Barnes and Noble, etc. My website still has the lowest price, and you can get the ebook there as well for free. ☺️

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Today’s the day! 🥰 Marvin and Olan are finally back. And they’re getting married, y’all. My greatest hope is you feel every bit of love and emotion I put into this book when you read it. ❤️ You can now find Husband of the Year everywhere. 😍 Happy reading!

Update: I just woke up from a 3 hour nap 🫢

Chased my Vyvanse with a protein shake and a Dr Pepper Zero Sugar this morning, just to be a feel like a human for a few hours

Saw Wicked: For Good tonight and the theater was only half full, no one talked or sang along, and no one was on their phone. Nature is healing.

Catching up on The Traitors: Canada. The producers *really* don’t want a traitor to win again, do they?

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Just remembered the time my evil mother-in-law accused me of “running a flophouse” because my sister visited us for two days after Thanksgiving one year 😂

Just happened again. Somebody get me out of here before I burn it all down.

I’ve had to deal with two separate racist assholes at work today, on top of the normal bullshit.

*Watching Paddington in Peru* Paddington: *finds Aunt Lucy’s glasses* Me: “but she can’t see without her glasses! … I assume.” Paddington: “she can’t see without her glasses.” Me.

"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too

My sister is in Tokyo with a detailed hourly itinerary for vacation, while I am mentally exhausted from running two errands this morning.

Hallmark’s newest Gay-Adjacent But Not Too Gay holiday movie (starring Only Gay Man They‘ve Ever Met Jonathan Bennett, naturally) opens with a montage of heinous AI-generated photos. I know the budget was probably $6 and a Little Caesar’s gift card, but… come on.

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Watching the second one today. Need a hug after watching him imagine taking his aunt through the pop-up book 😭

Love living next door to my brother-in-law because he buys games we can’t afford and we still get to play them 😌

Finally watching Paddington and I’m emotional before the 15-minute mark.

My baby niece is currently obsessed with Alvin & the Chipmunks, and her name starts with an A, so I made her this hoodie.

Grey’s Anatomy tackling ICE’s impact on healthcare could have been so much more impactful if they hadn’t just killed off their only Latine character 3 weeks ago.

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Got lucky at Spirit Halloween’s 50% off day 🐉⚡️ Also, I’m gagged by how high-quality this suit is. The helmet is only the front half but it’s solid material, as is the morpher. The gloves also feel really well-made.

Mariah Carey has defrosted and so have my men. Rhythm of the Hart is available as an audiobook today! You can get both the audiobook and ebook on my website for only $10! If you love big boys, spicy romance, and romcoms, this one’s for you. #mmromance ryanramirezwebb.com/products/rhy...

I saw a comment section this morning where people were telling a woman she couldn’t possibly be making healthy choices because she was still fat. This costume is a size Large, and I started the year wearing 4X. I don’t look super different, but a lot of hard work has been put in. Shit takes time.

I love creating bald characters because they’re hot and underrepresented in the romance genre, but also because I don’t have to draw hair, one of my nemeses, when I make their character art.

Mariah Carey has defrosted and so have my men. Rhythm of the Hart is available as an audiobook today! You can get both the audiobook and ebook on my website for only $10! If you love big boys, spicy romance, and romcoms, this one’s for you. #mmromance ryanramirezwebb.com/products/rhy...

Happy Halloween 🎃

Happy Halloween 🎃

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Go ahead and hand an Emmy to whoever came up with “Darth Ma” as Ava’s Halloween Costume on Abbott Elementary this year.

I would urge everyone who is being affected by the SNAP shutdown to not only look at food banks but also check out if you have a community garden nearby. This is where you can possibly get free or discounted produce. I know this is extremely helpful if you are a vegetarian. is.gd/KAIAaB

Our to-do list for today includes taking the legs off all of our furniture because our dogs are getting too old to jump the full height 🥲

Told my husband he smelled nice earlier and he said it was because he was wearing my cologne, but I was only smelling him. *insert Community gif of Chang yelling “gay”*

I’m “Three Different Knee Braces for Different Activities” Years Old

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I want to rewatch Buffy, but Buffy is the only character that doesn’t actively piss me off. So maybe I really just want to watch Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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My job makes me need therapy, but their insurance plan makes my appointments free. Circle of life?

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Had blood work done recently, and despite my blood sugar not being remotely high, the doctor said I’m “pre-pre-pre-pre-pre diabetic.” (I counted the “pre”s.) Bitch just say you noticed that I’m fat 🙄

Playing the Switch for an extended amount of time (for Pokemon this time) always just makes me miss the WiiU.

Rhythm of the Hart will be out on audiobook, narrated by @jrobbinsleon.bsky.social, on November 1 ☺️ If you’d like to hear it early and free in exchange for an honest review by the release date, there’s an ARC signup in my Linktree. #mmromance #queerbooks #indieauthor

Rhythm of the Hart will be out on audiobook, narrated by @jrobbinsleon.bsky.social, on November 1 ☺️ If you’d like to hear it early and free in exchange for an honest review by the release date, there’s an ARC signup in my Linktree. #mmromance #queerbooks #indieauthor

I don’t know how, but Drag Race WILL find a way to not crown a Latina winner, even on an all-Latina season.

Excited to start Legends Z-A tonight so I can live out the fantasy of living in a walkable city.