Anyone care to explain wtf happened here? #Halos #LAAngels

Sorting the Tupperware today… please send 💬🙏

So much of this could have been prevented if the men in the Epstein files had been prosecuted instead of protected.

The Resurrection: The Angel Rolling Away the Stone from the Sepulchre, by William Blake, 1808, 📸 by Kayleigh K

I’ve spent the last four weeks in France & Spain & Portugal & I gotta tell you - we, Americans, have lost the plot. It’s embarrassing what we’ve become. We’re a goddamn laughingstock. A poor, sick, feeble laughingstock. Shame on us.

HAHAHAHA HAHAHA BWAAHAAAAAAAA #WBC

Got this from a friend in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where they’ve been absolutely hammered by this storm. The. Dog.

Google's AI bollocksed it up

Tonite’s dinner: homemade scrapple, fried egg, petite basque cheese, mandarins from our backyard, 16yo Lagavulin scotch. Don’t get much better.

“Dagnabit, he can still play” -MNF on 44yo Phillip Rivers’ touchdown 🤣

So my son & SO are at a conference in Toronto. Booked months ago. Just checked into their hotel… it overlooks the Rogers Center where, in case you live under a rock, is where game 7 of the WS be at. Hope Jays win b/c Toronto is gonna register 33 on the Richter scale. Also 🎉🎉🥳🎈🎉 in the streets.

So Arte doesn’t way pay for a decent manager & coaches. Here’s my thoughts on GM Perry:

The National Examiner is onto us little buddy

The real lesson for today is: it's very easy to live your life in such a way that millions of people don't find you getting murdered to be a positive event, and we can all choose to do that

wake up babe a new slur just dropped

Maligne Lake, Alberta

Athabasca Falls, Alberta, Canada.

Today’s vibe

My two favorites from today

On the mound for the Marlins: Janson Junk! Is there, or ever was there, a better named pitcher?

#LTBU #GoHalos We sweep the Dogers!

#LTBU #Halos

Holy wah! Anderson doubles!

Newman. Bases loaded. 1st pitch, lazy fly ball out. But we pulled Rengifo and kept him in Play our boys Wash!

Took dog for walk, phone said I had 10k steps. How many steps for the dog? a) 40k - she has 4 legs b) 20k - she has twice as many legs as me c) 10k - two legs move in unison, so two legs, same as me d) 5k - she covers twice the distance per step b/c she twice the legs as me e) 100k - she’s a dog

The most compelling & riveting series on television right now is the Big Bear Eagle Cam 1

So the Dodgers & #LAAngels are playing a spring training game & the Dodgers have a center fielder named Outman & I can’t think of a more unfortunate baseball name. Dude should change his name just to raise his batting average 100 pts. #GoHalos #Halos

Talking long distance to an old friend today. The topic of our investment portfolios (such as they are) came up. “So” I asked, “what do you think the best strategy is?” (We both have TDS). Reply: “Lots of guns and lots of food” Sage advice.

Greetings from Heikki Lunta, Negaunee MI where winter fireworks are the hold my beer to the 4th of July.

They made Jimmy Carter give up his peanut farm. They didn’t want Jimmy to have a financial interest worth… hang on… peanuts.

Made the mistake of looking at Bluesky today. I had a wonderful weekend with family & totally forgot that MLK day was marred. Shit.

Pure gold

BREAKING: New study shows that every drill bit you own is dull and can’t drill a hole in anything but drywall

Him: You know, I don’t believe the moon landings were real Her (incredulously): Wait, you think the moon is *real*?

Tuesday reminder: The ecosystem is collapsing. The AMOC is too. We're building record amounts of renoobles, building new methane plants, new coal plants, emitting record amounts of CO2, leaking record amounts of CH4 (methane), watching record fires, record floods, but Hey. Hunter's pardon, y'know? 🤦

RIP Jim Abrahams, who, along with the Zucker brothers, made the best movie ever made: Airplane! edition.pagesuite.com/popovers/dyn...

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The food riots are gonna be soooo woke

Morning thought: Merrick "slow walk" Garland. He should have thrown the orange wankstain in jail the day after Mar-a-Lardo was searched.

Quote with the last baseball related photo on your phone.

Good morning. Beaver dam up on the Peshekee Grade, Upper Peninsula.

As usual, Jeff debunks. See whole thread.

Wife & I both use Half & Half in our morning coffee. But yesterday, somehow, I bought a quart of FAT FREE Half & Half and not only is our morning ruined but our brains are broken over how/why this stuff even exists. 1st world problems