Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is an alien princess, DC Young Adult-style.

Meanwhile, because member of The Vigil, Dodge (*rimshot*) demanded it...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is from the FUTURRRRRE!

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is a prime suspect to be Mandy's father.

Gen V has debuted a character with the power to telekinetically manipulate her public hair. Swear ta gawd, if they don't call her "Bushmaster", I'll throw a shoe.

Meanwhile, with *YOUR* wallet...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan might be apocryphal?

Meanwhile, here, there and everywhere...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is a future take on cyborg, with just a smidgen of cheesecake.

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is loosely based on a Silver Age Teen Titans frenemy.

Meanwhile, because Captain Marvelous demanded it!

I'ma publish this thing if it kilIs me, dangit!

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is an alien, Earth One-style.

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is NOT Jason Todd, and that's part of the problem.

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is a textbook Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Meanwhile, twenty minutes from now...

You guys ever want to help a young person with their dream of being attacked by aliens? Boom!!! gofund.me/8aae13ac9

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan was retconned in as a founding member almost 15 years after the team's debut.

Meanwhile, up in the sky!

Livin' a Five-Figure Lifestyle! #YOLO

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans or splinter groups, the rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan wore this costume for about ten minutes in the Bronze Age, a hand-me-down from Speedy's Uncle Jim.

Meanwhile, giving it's name to a genus containing one of the last of the non-avian dinosaurs, a slow moving feller with a clubbed tail that they call Ankylosaurus...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is an evil Damian Wayne who gave up his dad's legacy to embrace Grampa's.

Meanwhile, because Sarah demanded it!

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan may surprise you, on a number of levels.

Meanwhile, eatin' their vegetables...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is Vic Stone, future style.

Meanwhile, covering the to the knee and/or thigh...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is a half-woman/half-cat hybrid.

They decried “cancel culture” for years so that they’d never have to face consequences for their sexism, racism, and homophobia. But boy, do they want to cancel everyone else…

Trying to explain Tim Meadows to my wife: Me: "He was on SNL forever, like Keenan, only first?" Her: "Noooo..." Me: "He was Jake Peralta's cannibal celllmate in 'Brooklyn 99?' Her: "Noooo..." Me: "He was 'The Ladies Man?' Her: "Noooo..." Me: "... He yelled 'I will eat your fucking head!"

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan was an actual prime-time TV star circa 1967.

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan wasn't really as much like The Wasp *before* her 200d cartoon debut.

Meanwhile, somewhat like strange women in ponds distributing swords (and because Sarah demanded it!)

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is is from Earth One, which is supposed to mean "realism." It does not.

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is an example of the weird grey-and-greyer morality of 'Titans.'

Meanwhile, in "there are only so many good names in the universe" news...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is an Evil Nightwing from the future.

Meanwhile, because @darrylayo.bsky.social got me to wonderin'...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is the OTHER Wonder Twin, Smallville edition.

Meanwhile, in the style of either a ruler or a a cluster of animals knotted together by the tail...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is Dark Raven, which is a lot like being Green Emerald...

Meanwhile, founded by Walter Chrysler after the collapse of the Maxwell Motor Company in 1925...

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is somehow coated in Diustel like Captain Atom, despite that making no sense.

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether! Today's Titan is probably the coolest version of himself.

Read the most absolutely infuriating sentence I've read in *YEARS* today: "Jillian Michaels declined to participate in this documentary."

Meanwhile, partly mechanical, but still partly man-ical...