I think we found the end of our season in February….

Merry Christmas! Thank you reading my rambles & inaccuracies. I wish you all a very happy, healthy & prosperous New Year! #afcb

Just a quick heads up for #afcb northern exiles heading to the game tonight….

This stat would look great on Wikipedia: James Maddison. 2 x 9-0 winner at St Mary’s.

Inevitable. I’m sure he’ll enjoy his huge payoff (thanks to the crazy 4 year deal that he got in the summer). #WWFC are a shambles.

Being abroad whilst we’re playing at home is pretty shite. But what a win!! 🍒🍒🍒

Annoyed that I can’t make it to DC tonight. Thursday night football is crap. The KO time is crap. But I will be watching from overseas. Come on Boscombe…. #afcb

Come on England. Quick wicket. Knock the runs off quickly and I’ll have time for a full ‘Life of Brian’ watch….

Dion Dublin. Quick memo: JK and Evanilson are different people.

One massive negative about today was Wolverhampton being totally gridlocked by the time I got back to my car. It was as if all Wolves fans had left early….

Just after this magical moment happened you can hear our lot chanting ‘OFF, OFF, OFF’ . If you were shouting that, please google ‘double jeopardy football’. Thank you. #afcb

Game of the Day & the cricket = the rest of the family relegated to the watch that Jungle thing on the ‘small TV’. I’m all heart….

Remember this well. GCSE time… #afcb

We all want things we can’t have. I wanted our captain to pick up Mitoma’s run on Saturday but that didn’t happen. #afcb

Trying to think of some positives from yesterday: Though Cook was great playing in a different role Was good to see a sub (Brooks) making an impact. Our ‘finishers’ haven’t been great recently Imagine how good Evanilson will be when he susses the offside law. Got a lot to say about that.. #afcb

Anyone use the #afcb Junior Fanzone? What kind of activities are in there nowadays? Got my niece with us tomorrow!

At Southampton Central and loads of trains are delayed due to a points failure. These jokes write themselves.

‘Proper’ snow here in Oxfordshire! #uksnow

Since I know some of you will appreciate the horror of having a puppy…. #DogsofBluesky

Different app but same complaint: Matterface & Dixon

Hi to all our new followers over here 🙃🍒

Boxing is bloody hard sport to watch when you passionately want one fighter to win…..

For any CBS fans thinking of turning over to watch the cricket, I wouldn’t bother….

CBS. Incredibly proud of him. What a warrior. Looked hurt in the 2nd but just kept going & going. That was some effort.

CBS. Come on lad. Just needs one sensational punch….

Worried about CBS here. Hasn’t been right since the 2nd….

Saturday night = sports night. Egg chasing, cricket and the main event - our boy fighting to unify cruiserweight belts. Come on CBS…. #afcb

Right then #DogsofBluesky and the dysfunctional #afcb family. The idiot on the right is called Tiggy. The little lady on the left is 10 weeks old and arrived at THP Towers a couple of hours ago. We need to name her. Suggestions?

So England have a 100% win record since the majority of the #afcb posse joined this app. We’re going to win the next World Cup. 😉

Tad concerned this is like quitting smoking then trying a vape.

Feel privileged to have watched one of the greatest reviews in the history of cricket.

Sometimes I cook my kids their dinner & it looks great. Today I couldn’t be arsed…

Oh no. Hope Bluesky Scotty is on the case….

There’s been quite some #afcb migration from the other cesspit to this wondrous ad free (and so far twat free) paradise. Let’s enjoy it while it lasts, eh….

I swear she’s alive. #DogsOfBluesky

Seems an appropriate first post… #afcb