Happy three-hour long, nation-wide panic attack to all those that indulge today.

the straight of hormuz will be closed until VAR is abolished

If both my teams win their games, they have to play each other and it won’t even be the finals.

I love our rescue dog so much it’s stupid.

I’m the only person in the bar (and patio) watching the Dutch game. This place popped when Japan scored and popped harder on Sweden. Dead silence when I cheered the 3rd Dutch goal.

This fucking clown car just rolled through my neighborhood. The rack looked like a piece of fence or garden lattice.

I saw police detain a man and search his backpack. After, when I asked the police what happened, I was told the man had been “arrestable” and therefore could be searched. That’s not a thing. Here’s a refresher on what police can and can’t do. Procedure is important. thetyee.ca/News/2026/06...

Where are people in Vancouver watching the Dutch game if they don’t have tickets to Container??

Majors not even pretending to grow or apologize - jumping straight into this hideously racist shit is unbelievably funny.

WOOOO

The return of Cornerada

The is game is terrible for my heart.

HOW WAS THAT NOT A CARD

Hydration breaks suuuuuuuuuuck.

To be fair, the hands of youth do supply alcohol to minors.

Insufferable Business Guys spending their time at the oyster bar worshipping their billionaire boss, fighting over Gotham vs Ramsey as Van’s best steak and ASKING HOW TO EAT AN OYSTER.

Going completionist on the Eno documentary until I’ve seen all billion versions of the film.

Every other summer I need a cookie dough blizzard, forgetting entirely why I didn’t touch them for two years after the last one.

Decided squats were the true path to bike-ready recovery - a mistake I may live with for generations.

Qatar you want to see run into the ground, Sweden not so much.

God bless the World Cup breakfast beer.

The jubilant high of seeing Canada crush Qatar in person vs your anxious dog making eye contact long enough to say “Bellies, please.”

It’s all happening!

do yourself a favor and scroll through the quote posts

Calgary Planet because it was just a forum with window dressing.

Solving my script problem but it’s too late to write and I could take notes but that’s STILL writing for which it is too late!

Crowds and soccer day!

I lowballed it so hard!

Why is America putting on a show like it’s the first game of the World Cup?

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH

More like team Cornerada

How much of Canada is pretending to work right now?

Jesus, getting SaferOntario ads on Crave that’s was unapologetically “Look how safe all the aspects of fascism made you!”

If I was in that Mexico City stadium 100% chance I’d go deaf.

When Microsoft asks for feedback I act under the assumption a human employee will read my comments and I am obligated to taunt and bully them.

Saw Mārama tonight and it’s a stunningly beautiful contrast to Obsession. Inconsolable rage really makes the best directorial debuts.

Minority Report (Spielberg, 2002)

Legit funny on its own, but imagining Hon Chan and Jordan Kealy putting this out.

A+ booing - real S-tier shit, New York.

Favorite “high end” gouge is the 20-30% markup on local beer at every swanky hotel bar, steakhouse, and cocktail lounge with a view. 100% chance that keg arrived on the same truck that delivered to my local dive and costs $3-4 less per pint.

I loved it and got to hear some interesting production and DoP notes!

CBC’s The Current opening an episode by asking the CEO of an AI company if AI is the future because Carney says AI is the future has to be peak fucking journalism.

Might need a doctors note to keep working from home while I recover from a heart issue. Gonna drag it out as long as possible because calling your employer’s bluff is one of the last luxuries available to the labour force.

please send an email. today. use this if you want. and please share #Vancouver #bcpoli

90% sure I’m about to introduce a whole lot of coworkers to concepts like CSAM because they built a thing without ever wondering how it could be used.

I can’t be the only one that thinks the Science World Ball looks terrible, right? Prominent seams making each panel look concaven, World Cup ball designs don’t looks like soccer balls, and there’s nothing else showy nearby, just apartments/condos!

I Love Boosters was so magical. Just a Looney Cartoons comedy come to life that understands trajectory. And THAT fucking scene gonna live in my head until the day I die.

Kelson is my favorite film character of the past decade or two.

I’m free of all diets and restrictions with no tests planned. I’m going for Jamaican lunch then drinking scotch after work and I’m so fucking excited.

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