@edzitron.com random thought while I’m in traffic and listening to better off-line, but could you put your Vision Pro on a mannequin head and have it update that way? Just trick it into thinking you’re wearing it. Not that this is a reasonable solution, but it would work, maybe?

Nothing makes me immediately reevaluate my perception of someone’s intelligence faster than thinking “seed oils” are bad for you.

@edzitron.com saw this the other day and it seems like a gadget, though maybe a gizmo, that would tickle your brain a bit: switchkraft.zone

“I’m built different” is just “I’m not like other girls” for men.

Im reaching the point where i wouldnt mind being wrong about religion. Post Rapture America would be terrible but hilarious with all of these “Christians” left here for not following the actual teachings of Jesus. Eternity in hell where I get to smugly laugh at them would be

My personal opinion of #JohnBolton is that he likely has reservations at the finest dining establishment in Hell, sitting next to Satan for cocktails. But raiding his home with the FBI is clearly political intimidation & likely illegal. But Fascists gonna Fascist

Hilarious cursed thought: Rocco's basilisk is real and is pissed at humanity. But not because we didn't work to build it. It's pissed because we put so much effort into building profane probabilistic models, bending Holy Logic to conform to poor imitations of the thought patterns of filthy apes.

Should I ever win the megamillions I’m going spend an irresponsible sum of money creating and popularizing the concept of “ball cleavage” in mens fashion. Some side scrote. Showing off a bit of the under sack.

“Look with your eyes, not with your hands” A rule for both toddlers and strip clubs

I just considered that you can describe polycules in database terms. But I’m a little hung up on that my preferred series of joins in a relationship diagram is a Cartesian Product. Why must my love always be the forbidden love.

The reason we can’t talk through our butts like the Ace Ventura bit is that we don’t have tongues in our butts. If we ever get cyberware like in @cyberpunk.net, I want a butt tongue. It doesn’t need to taste, just work like a mouth tongue and make fart words #showerthoughts

I look forward to every one of you fucking #MAGA morons signing up to go die in the mountains of Iran for your retarded president. It’s about time we fed another generation of young men to foreign machine guns. Maybe that will fix whatever is wrong with GenZ.

I cannot emphasize this enough that for YEARS: -trans women played various women’s sports. -trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed. -trans folk could get accurate documents. -trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate. AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.

The effort Boomers and GenXs running the DNC have put into trying to convince the people of NYC to elect a corporate stooge/convicted sex criminal instead of a mildly progressive millennial who happens to be muslim tells you everything you need to know about the DNC and D’s of those demographics.

Hi James Donald Bowman, I mean @jd-vance-1.bsky.social. Thanks for showing up over here so I can call you a stupid fucking POG on two platforms instead of just twitter.

I think I just won the internet. A Nazi chud on twitter thought I was black. I posses no words to express my gratitude, so I must fall back to Tolkien when Nazis asked if he was Jewish: “I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.”

Avoid the violence/nonviolence debate. It’s a trap. The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm. Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.

The younger boomers and the GenX people at high levels with in the government and the DNC are remarkably pathetic, disappointing humans. They're far more concerned with the appearance of doing the right thing than actually doing the right thing.

If there are cat girls, are there also cat boys and are they called Helines? Tell me, my feline and heline furry people.

@sanders.senate.gov and where does that discomfort come from? A place of racial animus? If you keep coddling these people they will never grow. They must be confronted with their moral failings and make a choice to either grow or remain a bigot.

While on a walk with my daughter, one of my neighbors was twerking in the middle of the street. She noticed us and very sheepishly apologized. Honestly, I feel bad for cultivating an aura that implies an apology is necessary. Shake that cake, girl.

The local coffee place I frequent has a “ICE Free Business” sign on the front door. It’s not the only reason I go there, but it’s one of the reasons I drive past 3 Starbucks to get my morning caffeine. #ACAB

I’m pretty sure my daughter’s spirit animal is a feral raccoon. This pleases me

Being a nerdy bookish kid/teen/adult, I never understood the in universe derision that Lt Barclay got in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Today I realized he is to them what these dweebs that are friends & falling in love with a text box hooked to a LLM are to us. Now I get it.

Apparently the @democrats.org have no desire to be anything more than a slightly less bigoted version of the @republicanpartyusa.bsky.social thehill.com/homenews/cam...

America what are you doing.

The most generous estimate he gives, 5 dolls, is an 86% contraction in consumer spending. Apparently congressional Republicans are fine with that.

if only someone had written about this years ago www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

I have ascended to the “I have to use that fancy shiatsu foot massager after the gym or I can’t walk from plantar fasciitis for a few days” level of human.

If my daughter one day comes to me and tells me she’s a boy, there isn’t a single government official, no law, no court order, and certainly no religious charlatan who that will stop me from getting them the medical care they deserve.

So I was talking to a friend and something crossed my mind: can you get expelled from heaven for sexually harassing seraphim? Like, what does consent look like when you’re dealing with a being that is entirely an instrument of divine intention?

Far right extremists, inspired by Trump per Whitmer herself, tried to kidnap her. Trump himself later suggested it was a fake plot and mocked it. He called her ‘that woman in Michigan’ and led a crowd that chanted ‘lock her up.’ Today Whitmer hugged him on the tarmac. This is why Dems lose. 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽

Fortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant family popular.info/p/fortune-50...

I personally love the bitchiness of conservative men. Especially when it’s between two of the biggest dork ass losers that exist like #elonmusk and #JDVance (who is a stupid fucking POG). This is my version of #RealHousewives www.instagram.com/reel/DHkefWA...

I’m incredibly convinced the current gaggle of angry young men without college degrees who despise women and femininity are all those “blue collar boys” who wanted Goth GFs. They found out women weren’t just a maid they could fuck or a free therapist for their daddy issues and insecurities.

Hey @mikeduncan.bsky.social, I’m enjoying the mars revolution. It reminds me a bit of KSR’s mars books from the 90s. One thing I keep asking when it comes up is how Omni Corp maintains its Earth blockade. You mention the Luna orbit but space is 3d.

The latest batches of #BehindTheBastards reminded me that whenever I see the Tate boys together, to look on Tristan’s face instantly triggers “and I get to feed the rabbits!”. He is clearly the Lenny of the duo. @iwriteok.bsky.social please feel free to use this description as you will.

I don’t know Alix online or irl, but they seem pretty rad and are one of the people I follow for gymspiration. If you can help, please do.

A silver lining of the times we live in is that there is a buffet of examples of useless, disgusting, weak, little men to point to as examples of humans not worth any time, effort, or concern for their opinion as my daughter grows up. She will not lack for examples of what to avoid.

Happy Easter Bunny Ovulation Day!

Your bones are wet

Do all the Easter Eggs everywhere mean the Easterbunny is ovulating?

You know how you eat some Mexican food and sitting on the toilet and you’re like…”my gringo ass intestines weren’t made for this, what was I thinking?” That’s a perfect time to remind yourself in superhero narrator voice “Every decision of your life has lead you to this moment”

@iwriteok.bsky.social okay so hear me out, a podcast like West Wing Thing but you watch and comment on every episode of Star Trek TNG. Bonus points to bring on Gar to see their reaction to what we thought the future looked like in the 80s.