First sweep of the year to bring it back to .500! 🧹 #Orioles

The craziest part is that there's a solid 30-40% of Americans who have no idea what just transpired in the last 24 hours. I envy their ignorance.

It'd be really cool if literally anyone with an ounce of power tried to stop this lunatic.

A nuclear armed United States is now an existential threat to the rest of the world

Dumbest people in America voted for the dumbest person on Earth; and now the dumb fuck is holding the whole world hostage because a fake country told him to. Truly the dumbest possible timeline.

Got into baseball last year and hitched my wagon to the Orioles. Fun to watch when they can actually put it together; the other 60-70% of the time feels Gitmo-level torture.

Americans could barely handle wearing a cloth face mask to save grandma. A lot of people will legitimately go postal if oil hits $200/barrel.

So many people still sincerely think age verification and the Big Tech lawsuits are about "protecting kids." We are going to lose all of our rights and idiots will cheer because they're completely incapable of looking below the surface on fucking anything.

Between the SAVE Act and the massive push for digital ID we've got maybe 3 to 6 months of freedom left. They were never going to fix any of our problems; but they've decided to drop the pretext that they even care.

Seeing Black and Hispanic people working for ICE is wild. Brother; you are NOT part of the team.

Thank you for your service, Kinger.

The USPS is something you absolutely WANT your tax dollars to pay for. It's an essential service that private companies simply cannot replace. We can't let these vultures privatize mail service like they have with healthcare and so many other things.

Taking the MLB Big Back Tour of America who's joining me?

And with that, I have fulfilled my patriotism quota for the year.

Venezuela should get to kidnap Trump after winning the WBC. It's only fair.

They should Maduro throw the first pitch tonight.

The military worship from Team USA is so corny. There's so many better ways to lean into patriotism for these games. Dress like a founding father in the dugout; strike a Lady Liberty pose. Why is the guy that killed Osama Bin Laden in the clubhouse? Is that supposed to be fun or hype for anyone?

Switched to DR v. Venezuela after the 6th. How the fuck was THIS pushed to Tubi while Italy gets prime time?!

If a draft does happen; could you get a religious exemption on the grounds that military commanders and politicians keep calling the Iran conflict a holy war?

I support Team USA; but man they don't make it easy. Compared to every other team nobody really seems to care about this. Just something to add to their resume.

The Pope has clearly blessed Italy with the mandate of heaven. 8-1 going into the 7th holy shit.

I hate that Israel is still allowed to participate in any sort of global competitions; but seeing them get embarrassed because they suck at anything that doesn't involve murdering children is very cathartic.

Gunnar goes 4/5 in Game 2 and has the highest exit velos so of course DeRosa fucking benches him.

Worth remembering Trump casually floated the idea of using a nuke to destroy a hurricane in his first term. The few adults in the room rightfully ignored him. Now he's surrounded by religious fanatics who treat war like a video game and will do whatever he tells them.

This ass-whopping was promised to them 3000 years ago.

Iran dropping bombs on Tel-Aviv and Israel getting dog-walked in the World Baseball Classic. Nature is healing.

"Their society is not free" I say, as my paramilitary forces snatch thousands of people off the streets and throw them in concentration camps. "They don't get to choose their leaders" I exclaim, as I move to strip millions of the ability to vote. "We must liberate them!"

Fuck Israel; of course. The world will be a much better and safer place once that gets demonic society is gone.

Frustrating how passive most Americans are about their country being the world's biggest threat. War to them is purely a moral issue, they know no US city will suffer retaliation from Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Cuba, etc... And if it ever happens, it will be 9/11 again - they'll likely go 200% fascist

"We preemptively started a war to prevent the war we have been openly demanding the US fight for us"

I'm about to crash out over this ID verification being forced on us. It's popping up everywhere and it feels like there's no way to stop it. I have a right to anonymity. I don't want to be perceived like this. Leave me the fuck alone.

I look forward to entire DMV, Medicaid, and Social Security databases being wiped out because the AI thought to delete it and start from scratch as an easier shortcut. It's already happened to the AWS code base.

Important things to remember about Spring Training: If you lose - it's only Spring Training; it doesn't really matter. If you win - you're going to the World Series and the Dodgers should give up now.

Time to fulfill your patriotic duty and open up your wallet America! Israel has demanded more dead brown kids and our glorious leader must deliver.

Government censorship is obviously bad and the Colbert situation is legitimately scary, but holy shit has no one in the Trump regime ever heard of the Streisand Effect?!

Do something about it or shut the fuck up.

ALESTINE ACTION WIN! UK decision to ban Palestine Action as ‘terror group’ unlawful, court says. PA cofounder declares ruling a ‘monumental victory both for our fundamental freedoms here in Britain and in the struggle for freedom for the Palestinian people’. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

Update from Spring Training camp: Your favorite player has had both arms surgically removed following a unicycle accident. They are expected to be back on the field in April.

All of these tech platforms and governments keep forcing digital ID checks on us when companies have repeatedly shown they're completely incapable of protecting user data. It's all a surveillance/data collection racket. Anyone who thinks these people gaf about kid's safety is a total rube.

On some level you have to admire what a generational scammer Trump is. Truly cartoonish levels of corruption.

Genuinely what is genAI good for other than plagiarism, disinformation and harassment?

Larry Ellison's been in control of TikTok for three days and literally nothing works now. He broke TikTok faster than Elon broke Twitter. That's almost impressive.

minnesota coming together to show us all how to stand up against ICE is such a beautiful display of what solidarity looks like

'Board of Peace' and it's just a room full of Hitler clones.

Based on current weather forecasts, it's safe to say we're either getting half an inch of snow or the entire Mid-Atlantic is gonna die.

In retrospect; Hillary really cooked with the "basket of deplorables" line. I severely underestimated how many Americans are completely psychotic.

I feel like I've picked a terrible time to get into baseball.