damn i just discovered i wasn't invited to my best friend's bday party i'm so happy

Bangs cure brainworms

Bro the bsky algorithm fucking sucks

Chuj

I see an AI “drawing” in your thumbnail, I click “do not recommend channel.” I never see any of your videos again. It’s really that simple. I don’t even think about it. Either draw it yourself, pay a human to draw it for you, or use stock assets/official renders. No slop, full stop.

#osc #bfdi #tpot

My partner told me about how they'd enter the Symbiote suit from spider-man naked and let it jerk them off

sometimes, when im super bored, i play practice mode bloodbath on 0,8 speed for fun today i was super bored, but instead decided to play a few attempts on normal full speed mode, just to see how far i can go

najlepszy partner na świecie fr

kurwa śnieg

I may just like against the current a little bit... just slightly

me n my partner have been saying brainrot shit an incredibly unhealthy amount and its getting scary when they say "that was so skibidi babe"

I passed my drivers test

ja też

My partner's fucking blanket bro what is this

My favorite music? Your yawn, your laugh, your pout. Everything your voice makes is my favorite sound

to hold you like a treasure, and never let you go caress you like a pup, so delicate and small I'd do my best, my all, just so you pull me close and with your beauty notes, you warmly call me yours

going insane over missing their touch hhhhhfghnnn

"if i don't remember being drunk then i wasn't drunk" ~ me a few seconds ago

Habsburgs to their siblings

Call me beef the way I stroggan her off

here’s a bunny i saw at work

posting this here too, itd be a while for me to open comms for real cuz i recently got procreate and wanna learn that (my art improve!!1)but in essential i would draw a rendered full body piece with 1-3 chars (and w background) but dont expect too much from me cuz i am not a pro

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joined a queer league of legends server on discord and I just said there isn't many spaces like that in league community of all places so it's cool that they're there and the first answer I got is "oh so are you trans?" why do you care why do you care why do you care why do you care

chilling #rainworld

JESTEM GIRLEM CHCE BYĆ PSEM WEŹ POGŁASKAJ CZASEM MNIE WOŁAJ ZA MNĄ CHODZ TU NOGA MAM OCHOTĘ NA HOT DOGA

Bug names are so simple A centipede is named that cause it has 100 legs Flies are called that cause all they do is fly Bed bugs are bugs that live in beds Cockroaches are

pięć (5) koszmarnych zanurzeñ penisa w krecie

When I When Your mom when I when me and your mom

"I love you so much" - I keep repeating What else am I to say, when my heart is beating For you, none other. I just wish I could Show you affection differently, I would Kiss you, hug you, touch you so gently, but You're too far away, so none of that I may. So I shall continue - "I adore you", I say.

mrrow :3

this might just be the funniest bg3 content creator out there i swear to god

99% of yearners meet their partner right before ascending to a higher plane of existence

People are posting their top 10 games and I feel left out so here are mine 🐻fnaf 🐻fnaf2 🐻fnaf3 🐻fnaf4 🐻fnaf SL 🐻fnaf world 🐻fnaf help wanted 🐻fnaf help wanted 2 🐻fnaf into the pit 🐻fnaf security breach ruin

thought about killing myself lately

97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

meows

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the worst part about moving platforms is having to rebuild/find a new community 😔