guns muzzle 🤝 dog muzzle looks good in/on a trans girls mouth

Is it still a robbery if I leave my door unlocked? 🐈

business tifa

the little angel and devil on my shoulders are both girls and they're kissing

queer women will be like "omg he's so babygirl" and it's just a depressed 45 year old man

in other words happy trans day of visibility give your local trans woman 100 dollars

“I asked Grok” “I asked Chat GPT” Yeah well I asked the plants and the rocks and they said you’re a bitch

"I can't see color" dogs 🤝 closeted racists

my kink is medical malpractice

why the fuck are they giving every sentence he says a 30 second standing ovation

I'm gay in a girl way

who would win? Saul Goodman vs Sol Badguy

Marks of Passion #LCBOL #LCB38

november poll thingie 🫣 #hades2

need 😩

mgs4 raiden ⚡️ #MetalGearSolid #mgs

Hana x Lucia, skyship? Solowalker?

me: "oh boy I can't wait to sleep in before my closing shift!" the humble maintenance worker cutting down a tree with a chainsaw right outside my apartment at 8am: "ummm, about that...."

our totally not evil government using the same tactics as the green goblin

how it feels getting scam calls for my dead name after being trans for 4 years

this shotgun has bad mouth feel

political assassination is so hot right now

leave it to cops to somehow make being handcuffed as unsexy as possible

of the palette variations i made i think this one might be my favorite

living under capitalism it is your right, nay, your RESPONSIBILITY to take a 20 minute bathroom break while on the clock

damn the dystopia do be dystoping

I need to be strangled to death by a muscular woman it's the only way for my soul to rest

Oh sugah, need a... hand?

how am I expected to work when my bed is so warm and my cat is so cuddly

sorry I can't come in to work today I'm transing my gender 🤧

*in court for a parking ticket* "give me the chair your honor, just fry my shit"

if you're not crying during your shift did you really even go to work?

I'm one Christmas song away from the FBI's most wanted list

love how any time bpd is talked about online it's either fetishized or demonized and there's no in-between

transfem Freddy Fazbear be like her her her her her

Drew Malevola from Dispatch

leonie/shamir commission #fe3h #brart #nsfwcomm

something surreal about Alvin and the chipmunks playing on the speaker while I'm crying and self harming in the bathroom at work

kicked out of the town meeting for proposing a thunder dome again

The Thing Army of Darkness Spider-Man 2002 Nightmare Before Christmas Over the Garden Wall (ik it's a series but if you watch the whole thing it's the length of a movie so shut up) Spicy Italian

the F150 barreling towards me whispering in my ear like the green goblin fr

where's Ashton and the camera crew I must be getting Punk'd

life is short, kill that guy who cut you off in traffic

I am trapped forever in the baron hellscape of retail, the lowest circle of hell where only the truly depraved rot away