Today marks 13 years since I lost the most influential person in my life. Tonight, I host a memorial episode of Wheel of Fortune in her honor. Watch over me, grandma. Please help make tonight go right.

EXCUSE ME, UMBREON?!

Oh my heart...

🫣 I don’t think I have words for what this video made me feel when I scrolled to it.

@sonicmega.bsky.social oop

Slightly increase a band: Dragonforce it in. . . . . . . I am sorry

Fucking finally.

I'VE BEEN WAITING AGES FOR THESE! AND THEY'RE FINALLY HERE! AWRUFFF! WHO WANNA GO FIRST? ❤️‍🔥

Drop something from the 1970's

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

My first couple on my Tomodachi Life island, and it's me and @jaguarmaster.bsky.social

Bitch, what the fuck.

New form, who dis?

This is why 1,000 people got fired. Remember that.

I sometimes wish texture files for an avatar came with an alpha mask so I know which part to color what

If @jaguarmaster.bsky.social made it to the Snatch Game episode on RPDR

If anyone wants to put me on their Tomodachi Life island

Crab rangoons are like the pussy of food.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

And good morning to you too

Welp. I actually did do 1,000 battles in Legends ZA. You are free to call me insane.

Dear Truss, I hope you're resting well man. It's been 3 years now without your presence. Miss you so much

We'll always be there for you, buddy.

"I'm still. Not. Bitten."

Poses for you Poses for you Poses for you💪🏻 📸: @flukemutt.bsky.social

It's like EVERYTHING needs an ID now. It wouldn't surprise me if we need an ID to breathe. Like "*inhale* 'can I see your ID first?' *ded*"

If you see this, post something pink. Except I have nothing pink.

I've been called Stermwurf, I've been called Shtormwolf, I've been called Stormwood. And now I've been called Stormwolf.

I have been trying to keep my head down for the next few years, trying to keep quiet about the shit going on.. but I can't anymore. If you support, even indirectly or minorly, -anything- that either this traitorous administration or their Goon Squads (Including ICE)? Go fuck yourself.

Wow. Those assholes that raided our Scrabble night on the 10th actually posted it on YouTube. And they made it look like we're crazy!

Did some shrimp scampi from Nick DiGiovanni's "Knife Drop" cookbook.

Going to the F Ice store. Anyone need anything?

Go crazy

I actually tricked @crashmccloud.bsky.social into thinking he found a shiny. Thanks, Voicemod soundboard. 😂😂😂

How I'm gonna look when I get the CRKD drum set

I'm incredibly on edge at the moment

Someone jerking off in a jar of peanut butter is something I didn't expect to be in my feed in 2026.

Shoutout to my bowels keeping me up tonight. 😒

Baked beans and Coca-Cola do not mix well while on a livestream.

Flashback to 2019 (or 20) when I made the cursed Dittochoke even more cursed

You ever just jerk off on Christmas and say that you're making a white Christmas of your own?

Can someone turn off the sun?

I could've sworn Pokemon Horizons takes place after the events of Scarlet & Violet, and yet we saw the cursed (but really fucking hilarious) mochi dance in next week's episode

Je-he-he-he-sus Christ!

Big cat blocking the entire screen, Not that you don’t seem to mind😼