[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

If any of you use the official Pixiv app, know that it enables ICE to track your phone's location. Opt for one of the third party pixiv clients available on F-Droid instead.

I built a website to find protests in your area! Oh you're gonna have to accept tracking cookies. Oh no don't worry, the cookies will only be used to tell the guy who said "protestors are the antichrist and in an ideal world they'd be shot dead in the streets" that you personally visited the site.

Babe, I installed an ALPR in the bedroom, cause we have nothing to hide. You have to use the bathroom? Here's the wifi password. No not for you, I know your phone's already connected to the wifi, it's for the toilet. You'll have to watch an ad for the TP cause I didn't get the premium package, sorry

"Mobile gamers aren't real gamers" "Casual gamers aren't real gamers" Bro sybau, the only "real" gamer is Ulillillia

She said it not me

They really think this'll have any substantial impact after they pushed a big chunk of their population towards VPNs with their Mandatory Self-Doxxing Law lmao okay

Like look at this goofy shit. Dude's drumstick is just floating there. There was nothing wrong with the old outros with the still photos. These forced thumbs up outros add nothing here, just AI for AI's sake. The still image of him pointing at the camera has way more personality then this shit.

Took A Disingenuous Moron At Face Value Award

That shit's gonna turn a shade of dark yellow/brown and reek of death by the end of the month.

the prostrate gland lays on the pelvic floor

Fuck Negativity Fuck Doomerism Dedicated To My Friends Thanks To My Family PESSIMISM IS OVER

2026, year of the Plan9 desktop

waow it's officially tomorrow

Eww, Drummerworld started adding these uncanny ass AI endings to their videos where the drummer in the video gives a thumbs up.

me and who

Not to complain about people doing work for free but it's unfortunate how often I look for Etterna/Stepmania charts for a song or artist I like and either nobody's made a chart for them in the 24 years Stepmania's been a thing, or the only charts available are prohibitively difficult dump charts

First decree under my Regime

Upon hearing a bad metal band using the glockenspiel in the corniest ass way possible I've decided to retract this statement

Snarky Puppy is qualityslop

all of the shit about how if you allow people to transition kids are going to be peeing in litter boxes was just the mirror image of the reality: as soon as you enshrine immutable gender difference in law you're going to have legally required Lady Meals For Her

Catch me sleeping in the bathtub of the master roksn

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Get mogged on nerds

Get mogged on nerds

One of the thing that's dumb about the fediverse is that fediverse twitter-likes, instagram-likes, reddit-likes, and youtube-likes can all federate with each other. This it touted as a feature of the fediverse but posts from one kind of site are not suited for the form-factor of other kinds of sites

You really gotta make sure you get an actual explanation when someone says they don't recommend a Linux distro for beginners cause sometimes it's a valid reason but other times it's something stupid like "I can't in good conscience recommend Linux Mint to beginners cause it doesn't use KDE Plasma"

Seriously fuck recaptcha. I'm constantly getting locked out of shit cause the fucking captcha keeps not even loading. Idk how much better or worse of a company Cloudflare is than Google but at least Cloudflare's captchas actually reliably fucking load.

>"Guys look I just made a PS1 style game/graphic!" >look inside >no dithering >no awkward texture warping at oblique angles My autism strikes again

Chuck Schumer out of a window

They really gotta stop hiring dedicated "anime voice actors" for English dubs of Japanese media because anime voice actors don't sound like people, they sound like English anime dubs. Hiring "anime voice actors" for shit guarantees that your characters will be hard to take seriously. Fucking stop.

NO NOT JACK DEJOHNETTE FUCK

I found an Umineko Rokkenjima Doom map.

I wonder if it would be funny if I pretended to naively think the onlyfans promo accounts on here that spam like posts actually found my posts organically and actually sincerely liked them.

no-wave is hot girl music

This clip is the first thing I saw on here right after watching a bunch of youtube poops and my first thought was "Wow that's some good sentence splicing"

Nobody puts glockenspiel in their songs anymore. The glockenspiel needs to make a comeback.

Album covers that go hard

Artist photos that go hard

I said aloud to my AI assistant, "show me eunuchs porn." My computer then proceeded to show me screenshots of Linux desktop customizations. I think this thing is broken.

last.fm users when an artist picture isn't greyscale (now their Top Artists section isn't perfectly uniform in color palate and their page looks "ugly")

I don't know what the fuck a "lowtax" is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

Bandcamp is switching their payment processor to Stripe lmao RIP to one billion shitty pornogrind netlabels

Still yet to find a satisfying native Linux alternative to this, but I do have it running pretty fuckin janky via Proton lol. P sure normal WINE would suffice, but since I almost exclusively use native software aside from games, I have a lot more experience with Proton than WINE so I tried that.

Amazing breakfast this morning. I love waffles

I do the opposite of what people tell me. Bro begged me for some head, I gave him a lobotomy.