Ahh, Lee Paterson's Egg Fry #2, former highest ranking album on the dynamic range database, which appears to not have been re-submitted to said database since the vandalism incident several years ago. Classic recording. cathnor.bandcamp.com/album/egg-fr...

Fuck you

they got antonin artaud on the switch 2

Supportive mothers of trans kids when they see another trans person: youtu.be/xwqGkLDo9a4

Fuck everyone with a net worth

Yui Hirasawa predicted Brexit

Why are you using Linux without a GUI, you know the mascot is a penGUIn right?

I am become floof, destroyer of toilet paper rolls

realizing that what i'm looking for here is a noise misato era

Oh Drummerworld is ALL IN on AI slop now huh? youtu.be/Hx6sbNzRtJE

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

Guy who's only ever had one sensory experience: "Whoa this burger is just like Black Midi"

>Join CS:S Crackhouse DM server >Enjoy myself >15 minutes later a bunch more people have joined >They're pixel peaking CT spawn with AWPs from literally every window, from every rooftop, from garage, and from every other conceivable angle >Literally can't even get out of spawn Every time.

"Hop on Deadlock" Aight one sec let me plug in my PS2 real quick youtu.be/s6OK2I0-r6A

I was gonna write a low effort shitpost here saying "my little pony themed power electronics project" but then I remembered this literally already exists

When this is all over we have to get rid of these fucking one-liners that videogame characters say every time they perform a particular action.

Donald Trump doesn't care about white people

When the federal agent forcibly injects you with the government mandated brainchip that runs proprietary firmware you gotta hit per with the Stallman stare.

Some people need to hear this

I'm a probiotic-pilled microbiome-maxxer. Kombucha, kimchi, greek yogurt all day everyday. Ain't stopping 'til my gut has richer bacterial culture than the floor next to a dive bar toilet.

Monoculturalists be like

Fate: Global Offensive

Tfw I will never hear the improv set that Sugadairo, Tatsuya Yoshida, and Mariko Goto played at PIT INN back in 2016 :(

Last post about this but I'm seeing so many unironic "One of the most popular bands of all time performed a medley of their most popular songs exactly as written at the biggest televised event of the year, and people say punk rock is dead" posts on the TL and like, have higher standards please.

True punk rock is when a band with Good Politics™ is handed the biggest megaphone in the country and then proceeds to say nothing with it

True punk rock is when you fulfill your contractual obligation to not offend the nazis in the audience

Me, an actual real human being playing a CS game: Has to aim my gun at the enemy to hit a shot "People" who play CS: Hits a headshot the exact frame they run out from behind cover, doesn't have to aim, just has to render you on their monitor (optional).

Just saw a user review of a local restaurant that called it "one of the best restaurants in the city" but gave it 3/5 stars cause they had paper straws

Some fediverse instances be like "Oh, you wanna visit the page of someone on another instance? Here, let me redirect you to that instance so that you won't be able to interact with them at all"

Very cool how micro-USB and USB-C cables being used as phone charging cables means you can never know whether a USB cable is actually capable of data transfer or just charging.

>Find Linux software that's interesting >Install it >Doesn't work >Arch wiki has a guide for it which gives a command with a bunch of arguments >I don't know what these arguments do so to be safe and responsible I consult the documentation first >Documentation makes no mention of said arguments

>Find interesting piece of software for Linux >No binary available >Check dependencies to compile it myself >I have all the dependencies installed already >$ make >immediate error claiming that I'm missing one of the dependencies that I confirmed was installed

Guy who thinks Lil Wayne is just a nickname for Wayne Shorter

They should make a fediverse but for like, cool people and not just Linux nerds and middle aged European dudes who are into photography

POV: You're black and your white friend's showing you Rage Against the Machine and waiting intently for your reaction to the lyrics

Planning on going right to sleep but I got the Utena OST playing so I'm actually probably gonna be "ooooh just one more track"-ing until like 5am

If you don't fw Ryosuke Kiyasu, I don't fw you

This was supposed to be a political post but I saw this in my gallery and got distracted

a 15 year old girl playing soccer is "reasonable concerns" but a paramilitary squad kicking down doors is "bait"

Noise artists be like

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

"Mobile gamers aren't real gamers" "Casual gamers aren't real gamers" Bro sybau, the only "real" gamer is Ulillillia

She said it not me

Took A Disingenuous Moron At Face Value Award

That shit's gonna turn a shade of dark yellow/brown and reek of death by the end of the month.

the prostrate gland lays on the pelvic floor

Fuck Negativity Fuck Doomerism Dedicated To My Friends Thanks To My Family PESSIMISM IS OVER