"i wonder what the gnu guys are up to today"

I'm not "throwing the game" I'm vibing these cats.

Opps said my shit ain't gas so I farted on 'em

A hot dog for only $1.50!?!?! AND IT'S BIG!?!?! ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘤𝘰. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Hahahah balls ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Tfw the vapors from the dissociation stick start tasting like cotton

many of u

🌙 me when linux

Calling a Mass Shooter LGBTQ for Writing Anal Cunt Song Titles On His Gun

THE FUCK YOU MEAN DOWNLOADING YOUR OWN VIDEOS VIA YOUTUBE STUDIO ONLY DOWNLOADS IT IN 720P I MIGHT AS WELL JUST YT-DLP ALL MY SHIT FUCK YOU GOOGLE YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS! LITERALLY PUNISHED FOR DOING SHIT THE "RIGHT" WAY FUCK YOU

ABSOLUTE EXODUS

It makes sense that the phrase is "don't judge a book by its cover" cause book covers are all tacky as fuck. OOOooooo looook here's a stock photo of a haunted house with the contrast over-exaggerated oooo isn't this just intriguing? No bitch it makes me think your book is slop.

Transmasc Eddie Vedder be like "Don't call me daughter"

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Old jazz records in stereo be like "yeah just hard pan the entire drum set to the right channel, yeah that sounds great!"

One of my biggest pet peeves in the world is Bandcamp album pages without credits. ESPECIALLY for jazz/improv albums. Like you're really gonna have a bunch of musicians expressing themselves on record and only stamp your own fucking name on there? Fuck off with that. Who's playing piano on track 5?

Just saying, if Bluesky ever starts requiring ID verification in the US I'm deleting my account and never coming back.

Preserve my balls in a jar call that pickleball

Still need this btw

how some socialists talk about Republican areas vs. people who actually live in Republican areas

Installing slurpee Linux on my dad's pacemaker

There's not a single thing on today's scrandle that looks edible

happy birthday to this future president john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6R...

Getting fucked up off some shit a stranger handed me at a concert was definitely a mistake but on the bright side at least I know what sludge metal sounds like to dogs

"heavy petting" implies the existence of death petting, doom petting, nu-petting, stoner petting, sludge petting, power petting, symphonic petting, progressive petting, viking petting, pettingcore, post-petting, dissonant death petting, technical death petting, depressive suicidal black petting, etc

Yeah, I fw the dolls

So I am a graduate student studying abroad in Iceland, and until I get a job I would greatly appreciate financial assistance in any sort of form. Living here is very expensive, so any amount helps! ko-fi.com/sofia63586/g...

“I asked Grok” “I asked Chat GPT” Yeah well I asked the plants and the rocks and they said you’re a bitch

PSA: following a girl around in your car and making "fs fs fs" noises at her to get her attention is also probably not the best way to pick up women.

At least I know I could get dicked down pretty easy if I had 0 standards and 0 self preservation instinct

PSA: Sitting outside your apartment, walking up to your sidewalk when you see a woman approaching, waiting for her to walk by, saying she looks good, asking her to come inside, and then trying to get her attention as she walks away is probably not the best way to pick up women.

no one should install a Meta product ever keep that shit in your browser if you feel the bizarre need to use their products

There's something kind of special about the best live performance you've ever heard of a song you really like having been recorded on a flip phone camera back in like 2006

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Remember to always, ALWAYS use the circular motion when cleaning your records

Pinterest is the antichrist I just spent like 30 minutes on there and have spent the last like, 2 hours mourning that none of the outfits I like would look good on my body shape

The CS2 experience is listening to two of your teammates get into a fight over comms that somehow escalates into one offering to suck the other's dick.

The CS2 experience is playing a game so bad you miss 85% of your shots and end up with a 6-18 k/d and somehow still getting accused of cheating by the top player on the enemy team.

This is why Julia Chang is the best Tekken character, and why Tekken 8 is a godless hellscape.

Mugi ☺️

Asking "@grok is this true" without replying to anything

I just want to be an afab femboy lesbian who gets dicked down by hung, muscular men on the regular. Is that really too much to ask for?

IMAGINE THE SMELL

they're making records for pickles now. brinyl