Awww the lil cis boy is having gender dysphoria awww HOWS IT FEEL BITCH BOY

Just watched the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka with the son. It was fun

You know, I was thinking about the difference between Gen AI and people. I started thinking about how I approached improv when I regularly played jazz. I'd have a set of inputs, the cord structure, a melody that I can play too, and even ideas I want to play with. I fully believe that a Gen AI could

I'm in my cult era. I'm chanting sinisterly to achieve my goals. I'm making sacrifices to dark powers. I'm performing arcane rituals.

Medieval landlords regularly collected eels as rent. But they didn't always eat them. Sometimes they bought things w/ their eels. In the early 1200s the Ramsey monks rented a local causeway at the yearly rate of 1 pair of scarlet pants, 2 pounds of pepper & ginger, & 1,000 eels. 🗃️🧪

I gotta finish Our Flag Means Death so I can read the fanfiction

I live these gay lil pirates

What kinda name is Jim for a lady

Oh god the danger toddlers are unattended

Gentle parenting my lil family of dangerous miscreants

I love Daddy Stede

Yeah @finestgalaxy.bsky.social has got me on board for "Our Flag Means Death"

I'm working on transferring off Spotify and I'm being reminded of some old music I used to listen to. Favorite so far is when I played basically a manic pixie meme girl for a LARP and the playlist went from gay pining to kazoo kid trap remix

Wife good

Pres/Prey this, pred/Prey that i want pred/pred

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers

@vivziepop.bsky.social please, for the love of everything holy...STOP 😭 I can't be MORE attracted to the TV demon. My daddy issues simply can't take it ☠️

Wanna see 2 smug, gay idiots duke it out in a 100 day battle of wits? Me too. #radiostatic #staticradio #fanfiction #hazbinhotel #hazbin #hellaverse #yaoi #fics

i like, sometimes, after a meal, i'll give my tum tum a little slappity slap

Tradwives? I prefer dadwives

every sunday, from pulpits in megachurches across america, white evangelicals cry out about some imaginary persecution of christianity. but i can’t stop thinking about the pile of rosaries collected by a janitor at a border crossing or the priest turned away at the gates of the detention camp.

It's time to go from Snorlax to Swollax

big soft creatures deserve comfort, we think. 🎨: @harborsorts.bsky.social

No one prepared you for when your kids combine your sass and your wife's sass and hits you with a whole new breed of sass

*distant boss music*

Can we just go full body double conspiracy like the QNuts like to do?

He's a tough foreman, but he keeps me on track. To keep things interesting and keep the blood pumping, sometimes he screeches nonsense at me. He glares at my computer screen all day and ensures that I make no mistakes. #fearbasedleadership #writing #indieauthor #writingprocess #nostalgia #furby

Watto y'all talking about?

Man, I feel bad for the people whos whole names I misspelled consistently before I thought to look them up on social media.

hot doe

Bridge Four!

I showed you my honor chasm please respond

Introducing Dolls – A Lilly Wachowski-produced sci-fi thriller with an all-trans-women cast

I need a boy band made up of gay dads in their 30s

FIT CGECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA

My favorite type of country songs are the ones about eating pussy

Friends in my phone? No i want enemies in my phone

Since South Africa is in the news I'm going to plug @socialistdogmom.bsky.social's podcast series again. Reveals a sprawling international network of pro-apartheid terrorists and an overview of recent history along the way. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Pope spironalactone

Here's how Bernie Sanders can still win the papal election

Somehow I'm in a jelloshots family

Just posted my first work of fiction for the general public

oblivion's back

Ended yesterday with 1247. Let's hope for more today!

Word count last night was 1099 :3