It’s meeeeee yayy!!!

It’s ok guys i got the ERD and I think I solved my data mapping issues now I just need to CLEAN 7 MILLION RECORDS HAHAHA

me: hey can i get a representation of the data structure of out platform them: here is a list of data fields I feel will be relevant to you bro I have to solve a fucking data issue before I migrate salesforce & totango shit to hubspot, give me the complicated map thingy!!!

Yay it’s meeee

Look at all these talented people 😭

when u wanna write but ur brain’s goo from 2.5 hours troubleshooting a 2-workflow workflow for referral emails bc hubspot don’t have proper upsert action 😠😠😠 heck u, hubspot. HECK. YOU. Then u gotta remove social links from all the auto emails & argue w boss abt appropriate # of CTAs per email GAWD

New @rillyrillo.bsky.social art for When Boys Grow Up... you know what that meaanssss... Illustrations for chapter 4 of archiveofourown.org/works/589782... ! Look at little Alastor and his daddy. 🥺 Plus, WBGU update tonight!

They’re in love

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost went to buy but then remembered I’m in it but maybe i will buy for my friends… force them to like vanco… join me…

It’s gonna be so good and great and if you want me to write airplane vanco you need to—wait no that might disincentivize people. ANYWAY IT WILL BE GREAT and the proceeds go to charity 😌

Wish i had more time to read why am i knee deep in 7 writing projects & it WAS 9 & it TECHNICALLY still is but i finished my zine pieces so i say 7 Wait no 9 i forgot abt the bigbangs Somebody shoot me bang bang I’m dead But coming soon to you: writing science experiment sign-ups

What airplanes would jayce and viktor be? My friend says viktor is a cessna 172. And I said jayce is an aircraft carrier Where my airplane autists at, help a girl out. I’m inventing a new genre

Okay guys scar x jafar but in arcane and they’re silco’s dads

Guys seriously is this incest or not

Theoretically if i wrote vanco but they were airplanes, if they have the same manufacturer, does that make it incest? Vander would be the E-2 Hawkeye btw.

Was vander a pit fighter in canon or is that something the fandom communally decided

Sometimes work is like la di da and sometimes work is like *frantic typing* OH FUCK

It’s gonna be amaaaaazinngggg

The way i went from 😌🥰 at a long comment on my low-engagement biggest-effort arcane fic to 😔😒 when realizing it was just a spambot message lmao. Ahhh I’ve finally been anointed by a bot, how exciting! I celebrated by reporting it as spam 😭

Chapter 3 of Finch, Starling, Hawk, and Crow has arrived! Young revolutionaries Silco and Felicia meet their third founding member—their crow. Resourceful, intelligent, strategic. Who is it?! Who will it be?! archiveofourown.org/works/650890... #zaundads #arcane #youngsilco

f i n a lly finished ch3 of finch starling hawk & crow & it is going up TONITE & you get to meet our 3rd main character OOO who will it be?! Here is the first 2 chapters: archiveofourown.org/works/65089066

Finished the video for work finally so happy didn’t REALIZE I RENDERED IT WITHOUT THE FUCKING SOUND

How do u think silco would react to mh viktor & defender jayce a crack fic idea is brewing. after i finish balls fic, whine & cheese, & ch3 of finch, starling, hawk & crow

Omg i missed this going up IT’s MEEEE

if u ever read some beautiful writing & think "wow this writer is so good they just poured that out they just zip zap zop wrote it out w their little fingers JUST LIKE THAT" just know this is how my smut looks 50% of the time before i edit it one day i'll finish vander's balls fic one day...

More wonderful @rillyrillo.bsky.social art unveiled! You know what that means... Chapter 17 of When Boys Grow Up is here! The art is for chapter 3. :) archiveofourown.org/works/589782... #radiostatic

guys audhd fucking sucks I hate this shit so much. i’m setting up fucking church bells so I can keep track of time without it interrupting me like an alarm because time isn’t real and alarms send the delicate house of cards crashing to the ground 😭

i wish instead of talk to customer service there was an option to talk to a technical specialist because 2 people & nobody can fucking read 😒

why can't i write anything sexy why is it all just this tryin to write bawls-fic & all i got is jokes

i said "add this to the spf" (not sun protection factor) & he did & now it BROKE bc TOO MANY INCLUDES bc of fuckin NESTED BULLSHIT god I HATE THIS why listen to me without checking!! I'm just a marketer!!! just bc i understand the basics of dmarc/dkim/spf doesn't mean i should be trusted!!!!!

When ur gmail deliverability tanks because of misconfigured spf/dkim & sdr generic cold email sequences & an accidental recipient overlap in the last sends & u spend 5 hours running tests and compiling a report & thinking IS IT MY FAULT AM I THE LOSER IDIOT

when ur so fuckin tired and trying to write bawls but all ur hands can write is "he try to stuff he bawls up in there"

finally got my shit together & turned my random "how to write a fic summary" notes into something halfway coherent. here you go, for all my fanfic writers who hate writing summaries! It's Mangotangerine’s Really Cool Guide (and formula) to Fic Summaries! mangotangerine.tumblr.com/post/7890997...

Chapter 6 of my jayvik fic, shifting variables and charting new paths, has been posted. :) I have worked and reworked and tweaked nearly every single line in this thing to make it the best it can be. Screenshots of summary & tags attached. archiveofourown.org/works/629997...

somebody gettin their man-purse stuffed full of bawls somebody plz stop me from abusing the english language for bad, lewd jokes (jk if u try i'll fite u in the taco bell parking lot)

just had a kill your darlings moment & re-worked the 1st paragraph of my young revolutionary silco fic (archiveofourown.org/works/650890...) & then stealth-edited & cut the things i loved and made it better 😭 but it's ok i put them in the graveyard doc to be revived later through evil necromancy

me, 1 month ago: I will write a little side thing for my revolution fic for zauntrio week ALAS it was not meant to be. i am behind in everything.

why am i the way that i am

i say it every day but GUESS WHAT I'M WORKING ON that's right silco getting his holes wrecked, ruined, destroyed.

how tf do youtubers do it I’m editing this video and fucking falling asleep

Guys i killed the ants too good, they’re gone before the bait even arrived. Still gonna put out the murder gel though for fun. Maybe i’ll make an ant exterminator AU as a thin veneer to document my savagery.

When ur editing a video for work because now ur a video editor because you said u have experience… meanwhile ur experience was editing 1 video 10 years ago……. I mean, job security, but why am I the way that I am 😭

gonna eradicate this mf ant species u picked the WRONG house I’m a BUG DESTROYER my cat shakes spiders so hard their LEGS FLY OFF he chews up HOUSE CENTIPEDES Look at these MURDERERS (klaus is the large orange spider shaker, eggnog is the dilute orange tabby who doesn’t shake spiders yet afaik)

Sometimes u wanna write & then discover ants & u spend all night freaking out & eradicating as best u can & thinking they’re raspberry ants so u put ur fucking laptop in the fridge because it’s a mbp & i ain’t spending 2k on a new one. but don’t worry they aren’t. I want to die i hate them so much

Super ultra mega talented!! ❤️❤️ (i mean everyone in the zine is BUT STILL) @lieselfogel.bsky.social

some more really great fic writing examples so everyone can see the kind of bullshit i write and have to sort through later "(lair door, spooky)" "there are some orphans" ok no more procrastinating, mango, go write vanco ball stuffing

sometimes I write flawless drafts in the first pass (hahahaha i am so funny), and sometimes I write... like this. something something vander's balls

Wfh means showing up to a zoom meeting not remembering you are wearing a tshirt made on that tshirt game in jackbox games, w a polar bear on it, that says, “i lost all my benadryl” & having to explain that to your crm success rep 😌😔😭

thinkin about vander's balls in silco's gaping—uh, anyway. i think I'm gonna write that chapter tonight.

PROBABLY the best thing i've ever written tbh (ch6 of shifting variables finally done, just bein beta read) #jayvik