Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.

how is it that the catalan region has two separate pooping christmas decor traditions, most places don't even have one

wait hold on my meeting isn't until maybe 5 tomorrow, that gives me whole hour to get home maybe I can pull this off (⬅️ delusional)

night shift 🌙

Customer: I WAS IN THE FUTURE FARMERS OF AMERICA IN SCHOOL. THIS IS A REF TO THE CHICKENS I RAISED DMV: MY COCK? Verdict: DENIED

me watching other people get ready for protests tomorrow while I have to wait for an online meeting in my residence in the middle of nowhere

neighbors sure are going insane with their guns this evening 🙄

not sure how niche this is, but airlines keeping their plane's seating jammed together like sardines and making passengers rely on carry-on baggage thanks to checked bag fees has resulted in a severe drop in social trust

the fact that the TSA joined bluesky but immediately set up their profile to say "we're not really managing this account because we have no money right now" is supremely funny

rapidly oscillating between "this is tremendous content" and "literally what is to be gained from this??"

The greatest bird in the universe has finally won Australia's bird of the year. ALL HAIL THE TAWNY FROGMOUTH! www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Cat in June 🌱

commission🥩✨　#Illust #art

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks. This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

dragon fruit #art

this may be my biggest "lol. lmao, even" yet

I am a grown adult. I will not pick fights in the main fandom tag on tumblr. I repeat, I will NOT pick fights in the main fandom tag on tumblr. It is juvenile and beneath me, even if people being wrong on tumblr are inherently more obnoxious than any other site (except maybe twitter)

きつねちゃんのおうち ｢ふわふわオムライス｣(再掲)

New skin

🌿✨ #art

I like how op is apparently unaware that creatives *have* seriously used AI, and were either deeply unimpressed by the output or deeply disgusted by the costs (both intellectual and material) it takes to make AI models viable and the subsequent ripple effects of slop flooding the web

actually kinda weird to me that some people are so resistant to the incredibly basic feminist read of silent hill f to the point where, whenever some ass complains it's "too woke", they go "HAHA SILLY CHUDS THE OBVIOUS THEMES OF THIS GAME AREN'T ACTUALLY THERE" instead of saying "Yeah and it's good"

Daily bunny no.3110 was born in a shell

ngl it's actually very unsettling to have to realize you live in reality where the basic premise of Omelas (i.e. would you be willing to inflict genuine torture upon someone who didn't deserve it for your own percieved utopia) is considered a baseline good thing by a chunk of the nation

theatre 🎭 (been watching the muppets show recently)

this graph is so funny to me because it doesn't delineate the distinction between "online (as a means of communication)" and "online (as an app)", so people look at the apps that have a ratio of 70 (genuine) men to 5 (genuine) women and go "woe is me, I can't believe this is the future :("

Goose on the loose!! #art #illustration

服模写(5月〜9月)

My sister asked me about laptop specs because she thinks hers is "too ugly" and I told it would be easier if she bought a laptop skin and also that they could be customized and she asked if photos could be used and I said yes and that's how I ended up ordering a Hannigram-themed laptop skin for Xmas

several of these things are less impressive than they seem (Spotify overall usage went up by like several hundred percentage points, that stupid show about the desciples can only be watched on it's own app, etc), but almost every translation of the bible is free online. Who's *paying* for it??

some more unicorn birds I've been meaning to post for a while!

I’m Afraid of This Light, 2025

Blue snail wood burning✨💙🐌 #pyrography #woodburning #snail #art #painting

Let’s gooooo #TRIGUNSTARGAZE

The Independent Record Helena Montana July 07,1921

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

おはようございます

googling "why are my toilets acting weird" and shaking my head disapprovingly to show that I don't like the answers I'm shown

I'm watching these cats and one of them doesn't let you pet him so much as he lets you run your fingers along his side as he walks by, but he gets SO upset when you don't do it—just desperately meow and paws at you until he's had his fill—and it's honestly a very funny bit lmao. Good Cat Gag/10

new theory of why everyone is so stupid just dropped

Hello #Portfolioday I'm Kubo, an illustrator from Japan. I draw colorful and mysterious illustrations. Links🔗 lit.link/kubo221 Portfolio🎨 cara.app/kubo221

1402. The baby is gross.