hmm . . . i think i would look really c00l . . . with painted claws . i think my claws would look real good in red !

thats bluu oomf 💖

[ staring at her claws , eyes sparkling . . . imagining something . . . ]

pff - hehehehee ! alright ! . . . how much pasta is in 3 boxes ? like if you counted how much individual piece of pasta is in each box , i wonder what it would total to . [ a stupid question she randomly thought of , actually humming in thought over it . ]

hmmm . . . okay ! bet ! i bet i can fit like , a thousand pieces of pasta in my mouth ! :P

okie-doki-arti-chokie ! [ waddling over , curious stare . ] what kind of experimeeeeent . . . 👀

after the rain stopped , i played in the mud . it was fun ! [ still covered in mud . ]

Just shoved an entire sandwich in my mouth . And then I drank orange juice .

as much as i love hearing my followers recite prayer for our ritual sacrifices, the child's voice is always a nice break from it all. she breaks up the monotony just enough to keep things fresh.

-- ! ! uncle nolaaay ! i swear , just as i mention you . . . it's like you just /know/ ! i've been fine aswell ! my friend yanked out a loose tooth of mine , and it was really numb for a day . . . but then i got 20 bucks from it , so it's okay !

i wonder hooow . . . uncle nolaaay is doing !

a loaf of bread , a container of milk , and a stick of butter

excuuuuuuse meeee ~ ! [ what the hell happened to "noob" talk ? ice cream may be that serious . . . ]

. . . . do i have to ? that sounds like noob talk .

okay i'm soooorry . . . ( only so you don't tattle to santa . )

why

i had a bag of chips and then i drank some apple juice

[ burp ]

. . . phew ! wait , what about the tooth fairy ? you didn't tell her , right ? i'll still be getting my $20 ( possibly ) , right ? [ and of course , her next concern is the money from the tooth . bro . ]

[ staring at his father with big wet eyes . blink blink . ] so . i’m not in trouble ? [ . . . does she not care about the swearing thing ? ]

[ sitting in the background with the widest eyes ever . ]

It appears you have not made sense of the severity of my actions — and so I must confess . About 20 minutes ago , I have said a word I had before vowed to never say in an act of greed — I believed myself to be quite stealthy , but unfortunately the man who promised me wealth hath betrayed my trust.

I don’t know that guy . He’s a stranger who offered me 10 bucks if I were to be vulgar . In my greed , I accepted the offer and in turn got what I have sown . Unfortunately , he hath betrayed my trust — and I now have to face the consequence of my action . Father and Elliot , please forgive me .

you have forsaken me .

hehehee ! high-five ! [ slapping the other hacker’s palm , giggling as she took the $10 ! wagging her tail ! ] well , i hope she gives me more . the tooth i lost is worth about 20 buckaroos ! so she owes me 20 buckaroos !

hmmmm . . . [ looking around . no one else was around — but , ah . . . there still is a chance . she has a bad feeling . . . . a $10 is a $10 , though ! ] — FUUCK ❗️❗️ okay , now give me the $10 . :D

make it $10

my dad is nice so i won’t agree . and the tooth fairy is giving me money so i can’t agree either . . . . but if i say a bad word , do you promise not to tell my dad ? or the tooth fairy ?

yeah ! metal as f — flip . i can’t say that word because my dad would get mad at me and i’m expecting the tooth fairy today but . yeah !

yeah ? i’m not hurting ! it’s just . hm . [ going lelele at the now missing tooth area . smacking his lips afterward . ] it’s numb ! and tastes like coins ! but it’s okay , i can still have pizza .

i’m no pipsqueak ! i’ll be fine !

yeah ! i had a loose tooth ! bluu ripped it out though . my mouth is still bleeding . :P

pizzaaaaa

👀

[ shaking her head ! just the mere thought of her own life leading up to what has become of this other version of him -- it was an thought too horrifying to even bare ! ] no ! no way in heck am i ever going to end up like you ! i won't allow it ! ! i know what i want for myself !

[ and just like that , an extra sparkle was added to kidd's eyes ! stepping in place , too excited to even say a word -- then running off to her room ! . . . this is the most excited she's ever been , just to clean his own room . ]

[ she froze for a moment , sweating . it's getting harder to hide how scared he is of the other ! but gradually , he got his footing back again . ] . . . nuh uh ! i'm not scared of you ! i just . . . don't believe you're me . what you are isn't what i want for myself . because . . . +

oh , oh ! yes please ! this is gonna be the cleanest room the tooth fairy has ever seen ! . . . i'll make sure to let gizmo know the vacuum is going to be used . he don't like that , y'know ?

what does my room have to do with my teeth -- well , actually . she is going into my room to put the tooth under the pillow , isn't she . . . i guess it makes sense . she gives extra for presentation , right ?

um . yeah ? you've got my name on you and everything ! you're style -- it's exactly like mine ! ( except . . . y'know . i uh . look less scary . ) [ he mumbled to himself . by hell would he admit that he's scared of this other c00lkidd -- much less scared at all ! ] . . . ( 💢 ) i don't +

nope ! that one is worth a 50 . . . . maybe an 100 . ih's 'tis ooneh ! ( it's this one ! ) [ opening her mouth to point at the one . . . right next to the snaggletooth ! even licking it just to wiggle it around . . . yuck ! ]

but whyyyyyyyyy ? i've got good teeeeeeth ! especially the loose one ! the loose one has /gotta/ be worth 20 buckaroos !

. . . but what if she kept it to herself ? kept it secret from /everyone/ , so no one will know about her ability to magically make money appear ! easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy ! heh . . . i'm smarter than the tooth fairy . . . ( ✨ )

[ jumping as the tooth was yanked out ! letting out a scream that could be heard from miles ! ! ] EEEEEAAAAGH -- ! ! BLUU ! ! I WASN'T READY YET ! ! [ holding his mouth , then reaching to try and grab the bloody tooth back ! ] NOOO ! THAT'S MINE ! ! GIVE IT BAAAACK ! ! ( 💦 )

whuuh tha' mean . [ when he don't know a goddamn thing ! ]

i don't think thats the tooth fairy . that's scary .

b-but she's a fairy ! can't she just like . wave her wand and generate more money ?

are you suuure ? it's super wiggly ! [ opening his mouth , and pointing at the loose tooth . ] ihh 'tis one . ( it's this one . )

how do you know ? you're not the tooth fairy !