Going to the museum, gonna try to kiss all the statues.

The enemy is no longer at the gate. The enemy bought up every gate company. Now if you want a gate you have to work with the enemy. Honestly, that’s a pretty smart plan, enemy.

I did a two page spread for my annual birthday drawing to commemorate cheating death for another year. This time I hit the Grim Reaper with a Neo from The Matrix. He’ll get me one day, but not today.

In honor of The University of Miami’s game against FSU today, here’s “The Treachery of Mascots” my tribute to René Magritte and Sebastian the Ibis’ infamous pipe. #ItsAllAboutTheU #GoCanes #BeatFSU

Happy Spooky Season everybody! I hope it’s very shagadelic.

It’s about that time.

I drew this in 2020 and it’s only gotten more accurate.

Writing a sequel to My Cousin Vinny called My Cousin Vinny’s Cousin, Vinny.

I just realized Jesus is a nepo baby :(

Damn, Mickey. Caving to fascism must be exhausting.

Massively wealthy corporations bending the knee to fascism in order to get their merger approved is a fitting end to American democracy. Who needs freedom when you can have an even greater market share?

My wife has been very critical of my sandwichmaxing.

“Modern Life” a piece of pop art I did way back in 2011. This was before I had a stylus, so everything was drawn with a mouse.

If your grief for this kind of violence stops at actually doing something to stop it from happening, then I don’t think you really care that much.

Working on something super secret.

If I ever meet Willem Dafoe I bet I could turn him into Willem Dafriend.

More like Oacis, am I right?

In honor of the triumphant return of Beavis and Butthead, here are all the Beavises and Buttheads I drew on the back of my callsheets while working as a standin on Silicon Valley. I gave out my drawings to the cast and crew at the wrap party, which resulted in…

So pumped for today’s Miami vs. Notre Dame game. Can’t believe I haven’t gotten to repost this since 2017. Let’s go Canes!!!

Checking the internet this morning.

Throwing this on got no particular reason.

BREAKING: President Donald Trump is DEAD tired and needs to rest. From being alive.

I’m trying to get back to the gym again. This shot from SpongeBob SquarePants is a pretty accurate depiction.

The idea that “the only way to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun” is so insane that it could only be thought up by a gun salesman.

Watching the Pod Save guys slowly be driven insane by staring into the moral abyss of a party they helped create the modern version of has been an absolutely perfect sweet spot of schadenfreude for me.

RFK being against vaccines but pro nicotine is just too absurd to believe. Sooner or later the irony meter on my wall is going to explode.

You ever feel like the second truck in Sorcerer?

A watercolor painting of Trump as a crying Baby Mario. As accurate today as when I first painted it.

The thing they don’t tell you about The Emperor’s New Clothes is the economy being heavily dependent on the emperor believing his new clothes are invisible.

Autistic dude who goes to the gym because he likes the counting.

Sleepytime Snorlax. #Pokemon

Bob Marley: “No woman, no cry.” 13-Year-Old Me: “I want a girlfriend so bad, this is literally my only problem.”

I wish people cared about other people as much as they do brand logos.

Mamdani: housing should be affordable. Newsom: *skids to a stop on a skateboard. Takes off sunglasses* I hate the homeless. News Media: Gavin Newsom is the leader the Democrats are looking for.

When did The Punisher move to The Jersey Shore?

I want to run for Congress, but I should probably start with a 5k.

Turns out I don’t have an eating disorder, I was just “chicken nugget-maxing.”

Turns out you can’t mail a letter with a tramp stamp ☹️

I refuse to see The Naked Gun, I believe all guns should wear clothes.

It is darkly funny that conservatives went crazy over pedophile cults for years only to elect one of the biggest and most obvious members as president.

Here’s a pencil test of the opening shot of my short film Dreams. As a self-taught cartoonist it took a lot of effort to get the animation to look right, but it was worth it. I’m so proud of this film, and I can’t wait to watch it on the big screen next week at the LA Shorts International Film Fest!

After 6 years of drawing I’m so excited to announce that my latest animated short film Dreams is an official selection of the LA Shorts International Film Frsfival!!! This short features voice work from myself and Chris Estrada, as well as a beautiful score from @chrisryan.bsky.social!

LuchaDora the Explorer, a mashup painted in watercolors.

The people on Love Island aren’t dumb, it’s the island itself that makes people horny and drunk. Kind of like the beach that makes people old from that movie Old.

Americans celebrating America today.

Heading back out West after a long trip on the East Coast. Very grateful we don’t still use covered wagons.

This is all I see whenever someone posts something they made with AI.

“It’s Friday the 13th, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do!”

My hot take is that everyone’s hot takes are causing global warming.