This is what happens when one kitty challenges another to see how long they can edge for before they burst. Art by @momokona.bsky.social 🐱💙 belongs to @thechemicalcat.bsky.social

I made a shrine deck for Brawl in MTG Arena for fun and my first opponent was...also using a shrine deck lmao. So we kind of fucked around until I could actually swing for game, though in doing so I ended up with this many cards manifested in my hand (too many)

Bought a Thanksgiving dinner sandwich (turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce) which was overall tasty but I wanna know who's idea it was to put the cranberry sauce on the outside layer touching bread instead of between the turkey and stuffing. The bread just... congealed lmao

"Spongebob big guy pants ok"

I already play this it's called limbus company

It's more that mainline sonic games have refused to acknowledge them (only mobile games and now crossworlds) despite the fact that they confirmed that IDW's canon is the same as the games unlike Archie

Prince of Cannock/Caradoc after finding out he basically got vaccinated against Cursed Equipment (they're still stuck to him but he suffers none of their negative effects) :

I'm so happy to know that Sonic IDW has finally breached into non-mobile sonic games. I hope they'll also add Surge and Kitsunami.

A little late to send me this email isn't it They sent me an email telling me to preorder a game that came out over a year ago

Just finished the Dragon Quest 2 remake, I felt the expanded ending was pretty good. They did a pretty good job of contextually re-writing DQ3 as a prequel given that originally, it being a prequel was supposed to be a twist reveal

WHY DOES CARADOC GET ALL THE COOL SHIT Caradoc gets a bunch of magic (including Zap spells) meanwhile my dumbass is still stuck with shit like throwing rocks

So my general opinion with the DQ I+II remake: -Still don't care for the first game and the addition of the sigils does not offset the unfairness of encounters no longer being 1v1, instead being 1vX -For 2, I like and think it's funny that they ADDED a new party member to round it out.

These bonus sheet cards for the Avatar set in MTG are not only lazy as hell, but also ugly as sin. It's like whoever was in charge of these saw the final fantasy cg screencap ones and thought oh they're gonna LOVE blurry 480p stills from the show

Give the guy a vacation, or perhaps maybe a mouth~ 🐇💦 🎨: @zatcertainyeen.bsky.social

this weird wolf bit me and now i feel kinda funny.. art by @supermattym8.bsky.social !!

Do you think Scary Godmother has big scareolas on her boo-bs

minecraft players letting me down once again

I was gonna have a heart attack because I thought this was the dreaded "Keep rolling up stuff to keep the fire going or you lose" katamari challenge from the second game but you just have to avoid water, the fire doesn't extinguish over time

So they rewrote the ending of Hades 2 and I'm incredibly happy because it addressed my concern of the main character losing her agency.

Love things that take place in [European country] but then all the acting is done by people with British accents. Saw a game about Napoleon lmao

Spoilers I guess but why did you make an entire obstacle course to get over this rubble when you could have just moved it out of the way...

Joking with my friends that I'm just going to make my pokemon team just a bunch of Roger Personas and said that Mega Gardevoir would be Jeannie Gold so I spent the past 10 minutes doing this

Bitch you should go to prison for this

My first ZA shiny that of course I had to give the perfect name to

"Gotta get yer warmup stretches done first before we really work you out." Remember to stay hydrated. 🎨: @darkandgoofy.bsky.social

Summer heat fucking sucks, guys. 🎨: @akachisensei.bsky.social

Kind of baffled that the beanies sit pretty flush on your character in ZA now but the baseball caps are still 10 sizes too big and float above your skull like they're afraid of you. The hair bands look pretty goofy too like girl I think you can let that thick hunk clip through your head a LITTLE

Gotta admit I wonder why bother advertising the Z-A Royale when the story is like nah that shit is for gay babies here I'll let you skip literally over of the ladder

Would have preferred: -Shortstack -Schmedium -Hefty -Woah Mama

Job update: acclimating pretty well to the day to day operations. Just need to get used to fringe cases and the end of day procedures since I can't just easily memorize the process by doing it enough times throughout the day

Starting my new job tomorrow, real nervous 💀

Lmao the new XXL Woofia character's animated CG is with Baiel. He was already not on my pull radar but getting it on with the worst character in the game cemented it. Bro looks like a kid with a womb tattoo 🤢

Also went out of my way to fill out the Digidex(???). Only missing some specific ones that require jogress of two digimon, the main lockout being the personality thing which I'm too lazy to mess with right now. And a few digimon that require you to be Agent Level >8. Specifically this fucker.

My favorite hobby: Turning a digimon into a mega form that can get there without fusion then de-evolve it into a different path that splits it in two. Fun fact, if you do this with a digimon that wasn't fused in the first place, their bonus stats are split evenly between the two new ones.

So I'm interested in the number of digital worlds in Digimon. Yggdrasil is the server from which the Royal knights come from and was created after the original digital world (with file isle) was destroyed. Illiad is where the Olympos XII come from. Shambala seems brand new as it's not in any game

Damn, they didn't put Noble Pumpkinmon in Time Stranger so Pumpkinmon can only evolve into sexy women.

Had a yummy German Chocolate iced coffee today but wondered to myself why German chocolate cake is has coconut, it's not very German. Turns out the last name of the guy who made it was literally just German. It's actually Samuel German's chocolate cake

#wortox posting

Update: I got the job

This is why I hate Drafting lmao, I can never make anything good.

I wonder how Zagreus would feel knowing his sister commissioned a statue of him in the gayest pose I can possibly think of at the moment

So I think my one gripe with Sonic Crossworlds is the items. I'm the number 1 Wisp hater but even I think they were perfect as the sole mario kart style item system for Team Sonic Racing. Crossworlds has like...some of them, but then the rest is random shit like Nikelodeon Slime

Word to the wise: Don't take Heishou Pack against the Arknights collab

Love when someone stalls out the timer instead of just taking the L when you manage to outbullshit their bullshit

Finally got a fucking job interview lined up 💙

The way I was pointing and screeching at Knights of Guinevere when I saw that Andi is wordlessly confirmed as Filipino because they have the giant wooden fork and spoon on the wall

I think it's hilarious that they're staggering the releases of these DLC characters when they are quite literally right there, fully modeled in-game. And it's not like they have voices, so

With all these dragon quest remakes they might aswell remake 4, 5, 6, 8 and 9 before they release 12, honestly.

I can't wait for Gekkomon's evolutions to just add more letters to his name. Gekkkkkomon

shower time 🐺🚿