I wonder if someone has done scientific research on the perfect size for potato wedges. like exactly at what angle does a potato wedge go from crispy with a soft and fluffy inside to I think I bit into raw potato

Oh I know they middle aged rich whites who spray tan

I think the thing that makes me the angriest about any job is when the system goes down of no fault of anybody there and there's just nothing you can do with customers until it's resolved

Vampire Crawlers demo was pretty fun, though I wish there were upgrades for hand size/energy that you could get in town (I'm sure there will be). You have to rely on RNG to get (per run) upgrades for them and sometimes it's a little stingy!

Is it weird that I don't like when games don't have canon names for MCs beyond blank slate create-a-characters? That's part of my issue with DQ games, particularly 8 and beyond because they never tailored any canon name in extra material besides numbers (8's MC is Eight, 11's is Eleven)

Does the TMNT set for MTG have Shreeka and her Precious Power Ring

I swear to god if Guillotina comes back a fourth time as just a skeleton I'm gonna scream

Selfie time at the gym~ For @caffiendmonster.bsky.social

It's kind of funny that the ending for Vogograd (an optional island) in Dragon Quest 7 was so bad that in Reimagined, they added a new way to resolve it. It's the only island that got this treatment.

I'm actually irrationality angry that they didn't retain the vocational outfits from the 3DS remake of Dragon Quest 7 in the new one. I liked Ruff and his mom having matching hats

Sometimes you need help rubbing in the sunscreen Commission for @dangpa.art!

The great cuckening of Dragon Quest 7 begins

I think it's odd that Code Vein 2 is separating itself so much from the original in so many ways. First off, it's an unrelated setting which I personally find upsetting because Code Vein itself was in God Eater's setting. Second, they decided no multiplayer despite the first having it. It's weird.

Honestly heinous, your shitty probably not real gameplay mobile game ad with a hair on the screen to try and trick you into touching the screen

It's dragon appreciation day~ My favorite time of the year, (aside from voretober). Plz attend to your local dragon, and give them all the worship they need, we are very pleasure-demanding creatures~ Art by @drydood.bsky.social

Post a game you remember playing that no one else remembers.

So I bit the bullet in Sonic Crossworlds and stopped using extreme gear. As much as I prefer them visually, they're limited to boost and their regular top speed is so slow that you have to be snaking like 100% of the time. I switched to pure speed build and I consistently got top placing

I kind of hate how much I like Satisfactory

Nero usually bulks up like this for one of two reasons: To visualize how big you could also get, or how stretchy you'll need to be to handle him. 🎨: @ceruli3n.bsky.social

Is it weird that while I'm under a heated blanket, I'll also run the fan? To me there's something with how toasty heat can get overwhelming (itchy hot) and the temperature differential with the cool air becomes refreshing instead of chilling

shower time 🐺🚿

Today's challenge: trying to pan fry some soup dumplings without them totally adhering to said pan and tearing to shreds. I don't care how non-stick your pan is, it's gonna stick.

Mad scientist housemate

I wish there were more hateful emotes in MTG Arena besides the Zendikar sticker here that you can use to inform your opponent that they're playing unoriginal boring shit

This would have gone a lot faster if my Icetill Explorer would show up earlier! I had to stall for however many turns by abusing Toph and Eusocial engineering to keep their beaters at bay.

I'm so glad they're finally using Banchos besides Leomon, though at the same time I'm a little surprised/disappointed that they didn't have Burst Mode for him when all of the other Savers digimon did

Wow I've never seen a comic lose the plot as bad as I Hate Fairyland did lmao

It's really funny that the boss stages in Tomba are extremely elaborate and full of environmental gimmicks but the reality is you're going to stand where you start, jump on the pig when it teleports to you and throw it in the bag. Like why is the final boss stage this huge who's using that wire

I can't show my steam replay because most of it is just idle games I had running in the background while playing actual games

Lmao Limited Run Games got blasted for only including the Japanese OST for Tomba 2 stating it was a licensing thing (except the English OST is IN THE GAME, just through a jukebox on the main menu) so they're patching it in as an option due to all the backlash

I mean only if I have fully articulated fingers still, kinda important

Oh the furries are not gonna be healthy about Bradley the Badger huh

Honestly solution 9's aesthetic feels like it's fulfilling the FFXIV half of the collab with PSO2 that we never got

I will have to say that honestly Sylux did not live up to the hype, if you can even call it that. Dude's a loser lmao SA-X: constant deadly threat you have to avoid Ravenbeak: guy with a better suit than you that you couldn't technically beat Sylux: gets his ass kicked by Samus then runs away

A handsome Kat is waiting for you don't keep him waiting for too long~ Beautiful Art by @fennecjan.bsky.social 💛

I dunno, figured if anyone wants to ask me anything, go for it ngl.link/thechemicalcat

Wow kinda shocked they didn't have yet another skin lined up for Kiriko i mean Luna Snow

I've always really liked this one even though it's now dated on the body patterns.

Cumflation is the main one for me, be it just from a full belly or more weirdly with me, the head. I don't care much for air, and while I like the general idea of blueberry stuff, I find it odd that the majority of it is in the "safe for work" kink territory. Show me blueberrified cock and balls.

So we watched the terrible 1992 Tom & Jerry movie the other day and I really liked pointing out that the entire plot with Robyn would have just resolved on its own anyways. The dad was alive (in Tibet) and came home early when Figg put out a million dollar reward for Robyn having gone missing

I wish Ty the Tasmanian tiger was on the same tier of Rule 34 as other mascot platformer furry bait

I dunno, figured if anyone wants to ask me anything, go for it ngl.link/thechemicalcat

After 3 games of phazon I'm sorry to say but the Lamorn introducing the most milquetoast named thing on the planet with "Green Energy" is not quite hitting the same lmao. We already have mysterious energy with Aieon, but I think they're afraid to do anything with it that isn't just buffing Samus

Look at me being incredibly predictable in Marvel Rivals (I also don't touch competitive) www.marvelrivals.com/h5/20251128/...

I love prime 4's suit justification. -Varia: you need to survive hot -Gravity: you need to move in water -Phazon: You got drenched in phazon -Dark/Light: you need to survive in Dark Aether -PED: you need to survive in phazon (it sucks at it) -Vi-o-La: you need to update your bike driving firmware

I got the cursed Ozai card boooo

Wish I could have gone to MFF this year but with me JUST getting this new job it didn't feel right to request time off to do it this time. Plus money and also it looks miserably cold this time. Gonna make it to my first FWA tho.

Excuse me but what the fuck is this Youtube

Mmmm I love corny ass players like this