lawyer girl I’m dating said she’s putting out next date “on the books” ive never been penciled in this way before, exciting stuff

other lesson to self DO NOT date enm people! You lived and learned but you are MONOGAMOUS, it doesn’t matter if she’s a mirror of everything you’ve ever wanted. u are a luvr girl but not in the enm way

lesson to self the 6th date is not when you tell her you’re doing emdr and also don’t tell her why

Watched baseball earnestly for the first time…..the nation is truly united….go jays go…

feeling a restlessness I can’t explain, only a ki with my best girls can cure me

how do u make the first move ive never done such a thing!!! Ive always dated initiators……im cooked!!!

im actually trapped in gay purgatory and i don’t know how to get out

i think it’s pretty sinister that you can meet a person who is everything you’ve dreamed of, the complete antithesis of your exes but the only caveat is that she’s enm and you are not

nervous to ask the girl I’ve going on dates with consistently for 2 months if she wants to go on a date with me next weekend

i actually think lesbians and women in general should get even hornier.

i had a friend describe me as “having always just been…” real asf of her, like truly i just am

say sike right the fuck now

whenever i tell my friends they should start investing and I’ll show them some tips n tricks they always say “haha yeah i don’t have any money to invest yet! 😅” and it makes me wonder how much money they think they need….like $50 can go pretty far

had a close friend tell me she things I’d be a good mother with a sincerity I haven’t heard before…..interesting

slocg finale destroyed me actually

anyways excited to see what happens with bela and the hannah einbinder dupe on slocg tmrw yippeee!

like seeing matty with all that grey hair, when I’ve been stanning since 10th grade…i miss the fohawk every day

seeing pics or videos of your fav and realizing they too are getting older ooohhh ok

secured my lucy ticket omg that was scaryyyy

nearly the entire tour getting second dates….i think Lucy underestimated how popular she is now :’)

did anyone out there successfully secure lucy dacus ticks for the Toronto show … (Canadians only)

26 yrs old now…..like what tf now..what do I do now?

calling my straight friends fake ally’s when they don’t know what it means to be solo poly enm

also dead at how my boss recommended I read the book and saying “I think you’ll really like it 👁️👁️” she wants to clock me so bad SJSKSKSKSKS

reading the seven husbands of evelyn hugo losing it over the line about how only she knows about celia’s freckles … this book will do some serious damage to my psychy

ok following up on this…pmdd symptoms nearly gone..debilitating cramps gone…..3 years of nightmare essentially gone……ok the woowoo girls got it

being prescribed antibiotics i actually didn’t need…..ohhh nightmare

instagram reels is so ass bc unless your feed is curated everything is just “see part 2 for results!” like there’s never a complete video on there

need to have a challengers summer this year I think

Watching killing eve for the first time and I’m obsessedddd it’s like if Tom and Jerry were lesbian humans and not gay rodents

not to be a lesbian (full intention of being a lesbian) but when a woman is wearing like a slip on heel and it dangles off her foot while one leg is crossed over the other…like the beauty in that is soooo deeply incredible

they didn’t kiss, not even once…..makes sense

gay wedding in the hotel, lesbian couple at the pool, queer love all around me ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

just started big little lies….are shaileen woodley and Nicole Kidman gonna kiss …?

the queer speed dating scene in the new ep of slocg took me out 😭😭😭

Need to think of a visual way to show “setting stronger boundaries” for my vision board, so far all I can think of are fences ??

she’s for sure bisexual the signs are all there

my middle aged coworkers wrapped top 5 involved muna, boygenius and chappell…..ok I know what you are

my coworker using the company account to follow MY committee members personal accounts and not their business accounts is so darksided 😭

the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen is riding the lakeshore west train

like the single hoop earring is soooo tough, I’ve tried to rock the single hoop and I look so funny without the symmetry are jewelry in each ear. but robby looks so good with it!!

robby hoffman is so cold , I want to be like her so bad

like two word answers to my insightful and relevant questions.….no one begged you to match with me ! 😭😭

i might be the only bitch on hinge who knows how to have a conversation omggg

waiting in the dispensary vestibule when no one is there to check id is sooooooo humiliating like omg let me in!!!?

hate being reminded how some ppl find strong minded women offputting … I find them deeply inspiring, and in the appropriate contexts on putting

moots i saw wicked

but if it’s meant for me it will still be available next week

i know im grown and mature bc i found the bag I’ve wanted for years secondhand, perfect condition and at an extremely good price…but i had to turn away bc my current financial priority is getting my tires changed 😞

i love reading the urban outfitters product reviews they’re always like “yeah this product is kind of garbage but it’s cute so only buy it when it’s 99% off”