...Okay. This one wouldn't go in a smut anthology, but I'm gonna repost it just because

Ribbon

Right, it's the last day. I'm happy with my partners, but do feel free to tell whoever you have a crush on (even if it _is_ on a tired genderless eldermoth) that you have such. Y'never know who might harbor a matching crush, or be charmed and open to it.

Hand and Foot

this is how I make a chunk of my living so any help is appreciated

Envisaging a Dan Brown-style quasihistorical nonsense thriller set in a steampunk British Empire whose global dominance was secured by the wonder substance, cavorite, and its antigravity effects.

Without downloading anything new, describes your gender in one image (I felt that using my actual characters would be cheating)

gods I’m so proud of this book.

"Trans people always knew they were trans" I didn't know what being trans MEANT. My first introduction to the word was "transsexual" from fucking rocky horror picture show. I knew men could dress like women and that they were a bad joke. How could I have *possibly* known that I was transgender?

First Aid Kittens: Renegotiation

First Aid Kittens: Ewephoria

The eye is an instrument of sight; the brain, perception. Ironically, although in humans the partway-digested informational chyme runs from one to the other via a string, in dolls it is more typical for the eye to be untethered; perception is achieved via embedding an orb, cousin to scrying spheres,

“She’s a good model, even if she does, once a week, blow a tranny.”

i went back and fought the final boss last night for the first time in a while and damn this game is actually really fun?? the battles feel really good. you should check it out

hey hi it's MOUSLEVANIA TIME! let's continue my first playthrough of the new mouse game that's caught my heart—I mean, my joule: ~MINA THE HOLLOWER~ come on by and chat! <3 www.twitch.tv/zandravandra

Fuck yes, wrote 6,000 words today. Got two chapters done and I am once again fucking on top of things. I'm not constantly behind. Advanced chapters are back on Patreon. You want to help support my writing? You can check it out now.

"That's some Arthurian-skinned mechsplo right there" — the Salon.

Shattered Avalon: Morgant Fatata

Hey, this chapter has gone up early because I am good at computers and totally meant to do this and didn't accidentally fuck up while I was editing. Oops! Still, enjoy!

This game is the BEST and if you haven't played it you GOTTA

my game, BOSSGAME: The Final Boss is My Heart... is now on sale!! 30% on both steam and itch ✨ if you've yet to team up with your girlfriend for Lesbian Devil Hunting Action, now's your chance! fight big bosses! flirt! suffer! 😈 store.steampowered.com/app/2075160 itsmelilyv.itch.io/bossgame

Quick update: it took me like two hours of rest and then I was able to lock in and get a chapter of Coreblade done like it was nothing. It goes live soon, and I think I'm going to need to make sure I'm taking dedicated time daily for myself. (chapter goes live at 6 CST, already scheduled)

If you apply the "um medieval, why potatoes??" to actual *fantasy* as opposed to strictly historical fiction, the thing you are actually demanding is for the author to justify how+when a secondary fantasy world imported a crop from irl South America fascinating to contemplate! probably unintended

One is forced to consider that the rise of Um I've Written Seven Hundred Thousand Words of Lore, Am I Allowed To Write My Opening Chapter Now can also be laid at the feet of the viral spread of things like "why does your medieval fantasy have potatoes" stripping out any actual good point or argument

processing #makeaterriblecomicday2026

"My phone's started acting weird," Pat says over brunch. She used to have brunch with Margarite more often, but then Margarite's career took off and she met a guy and then she got married to the guy. You know. That old story.

I've had this stupid idea for months and I finally have an excuse to take a little time to put it into the world #makeaterriblecomicday2026

I preface myself on pretty much any serious topic with "I'm not an expert; I maybe know enough to opine but not enough I'd say you should take my word for anything—" but answered some Qs for a kink novice of my irl acquaintance t'other week. Reassuring that Sylvia's advice here lines up with mine!

You know, it's funny. I'll avoid it and self deprecate and finally crawl on my knees expecting polite tolerance at best and anger at worse when I express a need for reassurance or love. It never works out that way, of course, my loved ones are happy to help me when I need it. But...

Petition

I'm really bad at sharing one chapter of this post and I don't know why. Anyway, we are getting into absolutely absurd levels of action, drama, double crosses, and a lesbian in a giant fucking robot fighting giant fucking monsters. The end of book 1 gets close.

Rain pelted against the ancient stone edifice of the ancient castle. A lone figure in a dark oilskin cloak shuffled furtively through the landscape, illuminated occasionally by bright sparks of lightning and assaulted by the following thunder. It reached the castle doors and banged against them.

Once, so legend said, there had been nothing here, not even farmland; contemplating the wilderness isolation, the Immortal Fox-Wife Buddhi transcended mortality. There is no wilderness now to contemplate.

I'm Sylvia, the best, the smartest, the coolest, and the dommiest girl you know! I'll dom you! I'll dom your wife! I'll dom your doggirl! There's nobody I can't dom! Hell, I'll dom MYSELF!

Hey folks! Recent ongoing stress has fucked up my digestive system (details in next post for the morbidly curious) and I need to eat More Expensive Food for a while to rebalance it. It’s not an acute emergency but if you’d like to help finance meals, I have a tip jar: ko-fi.com/jazzelves

When a guy from the north Has a big fuckin' sword That's claymore

I was inspired bsky.app/profile/grin...

New Temptations of Lust Dept. (XXI)

shot, chaser (VI)

Okay, because of that recent post, I've had a few people actually ask me what store I'd recommend starting with of mine, and this would probably be the place to start. The AO3 version is better edited, but if you want to read the bluesky version, it's in that thread.

Almost 40 years on this planet and nearly a decade after discovering who I really am and I still for some goddamn reason believe that crying is something shameful that needs to be hidden

FEED ME FORCE FEMME

See, I would say "look! Chuck knows of the pile of shame!" but this is the tingleverse: we don't do shame here

Investigator Unravels Mystery of Derelict Spacecraft: "Sometimes you have to go in all guns blazing, sometimes you take a stealthy approach, you know?" Hundreds of Microdisc Audio Logs Donated to Media Preservation Archive; Ongoing Appeal to Source Working Playback Hardware From Private Collectors

If you've enjoyed my work, throwing some money my way would be greatly appreciated. My ko-fi (ko-fi.com/spectrewrites) is the most straightforward way to put money directly in my pocket.

If you want some goodies in return, I have epubs for Better Off Alone, Vandalize My Heart, and April Fools on my itch page (spectrewrites.itch.io).

Commissions are also open (docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...), starting at 65 euros for 1000 words + 35 for every additional thousand (with a 15 euro discount if you want me to write something with my own characters).

Dear readers, as you may know, it is hot as balls. I'm currently looking at extreme heat warnings as far out as the weather announces them, and probably another week of them after that. It's rough. To that end I'm trying to gather money for an AC unit, which'll be in the ballpark of 300-400 euros.

you: would you still love me if I was a worm your machine-based alien gf: babe, you know I'm not good at your meat taxa. as far as I know, I already do