We should stop saying “taxpayer dollars” and say “money for schools” “Ford is going to use money for schools to build an oil pipeline”

Did the audiobook for yesteryear. My former in-laws bought a farm and some animals for my ex sister in law because they knew she would never amount to anything, so it was less fiction and more of a ruthlessly precise rendering of events

The most irritating people are atheists who manage to bring an insufferable “judgmental church lady” vibe to social media

It’s so hot that we had to go live in our other house - Italians

Washing all of my linens in bleach is actually so satisfying

Anyone else figure out how to invest their RRSP without giving their money to a scoundrel?

Most of you will never experience the idiotic joy of watching your face in the mirror while you will it to express something but it won’t do anything. Hahahahaha

Turns out that me and English lit majors do not mean the same thing at all when we say “research”

How many more star studded tributes would it take for Ms. Hill to give us a new album? MUST WE GROVEL?!

Arabs who don’t speak Arabic but have Arabic speaking parents: I don’t know how to say it either but you definitely said it wrong

Fanon:

This kid screaming that his mom is a liar because the two minutes left in the game is longer than two actual minutes is all of us when our parents took us to Canadian Tire on Saturday morning

My boss asked me to participate in a workshop about making AI effective and I just said no and didn’t explain myself. In conclusion, unionize.

Cryptobros walked so that AI bros could run

New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease: https://www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/new-orleans-man-becomes-first-louisiana-functionally-cured-sickle-cell-disease/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_

Why rent when you could probably buy a tiny greyge condo on the 21 floor somewhere in or around the GTA?

Everytime I see Common in a movie trailer I’m like “oh yeahhhhhh”

Thinking about growing up in government housing (rent is geared to income) and how that had so many problems but also seems like an impossible dream for a lot of people these days.

I’m sure I’m on at least five rosters labelled “women I text to talk about myself”

“These women are sick. They are all injecting these unpronounceable products into their faces.” Ladies, put down the syringes and step away from the Worchestershire sauce

Older men who arrive as a mentor to kids in their 20s and then betray that trust by twisting everything into something sexual should be executed by firing squad.

Did you know that when men talk about ED they mean something else entirely?

My friend from the north called last night and for a second we switched to French. I don’t usually slip like that but she speaks the only French I actually understand lol

Digging out my old goth clothes to leave the house because I don’t want anyone to start asking me soccer questions.

The thing about sort of knowing a bunch of writers is that it changes what you might have otherwise taken over to the little free library when you need more space

Introducing G to graphic novels because yes tf you do like reading 👀

Me dapping up the homies: I can’t even imagine what my life might look like without you in it

When Sina calls. @coachhousebooks.bsky.social

People who are using Palestine as a vehicle to talk about themselves are overwhelming me. They don’t donate, they don’t buy books by Palestinian authors, they don’t do any editing, they don’t take any material risks. It’s just “WHAT KIND OF COMMUNITY IS THIS?!” and a symbolic gesture, maybe?

People with blogs waking up in the morning: *sits straight up in bed* EVERYONE CARES WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!

I do not like that when I switch between my phone and my tablet IG is like “red circle because this person has new stories” and I already saw those ones, you liar!

XP: Any reductionist, dismissive, or nightmarish view of armed resistance is anti-intellectual G&M: ANTI-INTELLECTUAL LIKE A FOX! 🦊 OAC: *eats paste*

I think it might be healthy to do a little gatekeeping now and then

Indigenous people laughing at everyone clutching their pearls about wrestling at the Whitehouse like the WhiteHouse and everything it stands for hasn’t been precisely this tacky the whole time lol

If you say something sort of political online you definitely run the risk of some toxic liberal or right wing freak engaging and ruining your whole day. But more upsetting is the fellow leftist who is for sure gonna be like “YAAAASSS I AGREE” and embarrass me. I’m trying to be cool over here, damn.

If you want to know how my ex-impressed me he was like “I actually speak some Spanish” and I was like “sure you do lol” and then he told me that the first bit of La Bamba is actual words and then proved it by singing them.

Heading over to a tiny pride festival in small, waspy community with my friend who is a moderately famous gay porn star. You cannot know how excited I am to see everyone’s faces when the penny drops.

I don’t think we’re all in agreement about the usefulness of venting on mains 🧐

A story idea where the neurodivergents get together to collectively solve a problem and everyone else has the one where they’re all great at cats and I’ve got the one where I can do quick math in my head pretty good

Tormenting myself looking at apartments in Montreal as a little treat

Baby’s first Sculptra today

I takes me so much longer to know what I think about anything and social media has really sped everything up in a way where often I’m not actually sure what the conversation is about. I come to bsky to say things outloud that are only like half-baked, and I appreciate that everyone here gets that

Me when I’m added to the signal group chat: Alright! *stabs knife in table* 🔪 who wants to be my friend and hang out?! 👀

Me to the writers who slide into the DMs to flirt: You’re coming up on a deadline, huh?

Watching y’all get into an internet argument and knowing who only got good grades because they were a pleasure to have in class.

Every time you talk to a Zionist an angel rips its wings off.

It’s not enough to ignore the straw man, or the slippery slope. You must also ignore the person who writes those sorts of op-eds entirely, or you have already lost. Today, I lost.

I do feel like it’s time to do a legacy media boycott. Like, they don’t have to all come down, but if one comes down for refusing to tell the truth about The Occupation, the rest might actually fall in line.

Why do I struggle to read romance novels? I love love. I love falling in love and being in love, and I even love that I have been in love a bunch of times! I also love when other people fall in love and are in love. Seriously, what is my problem?