like the only things missing from this moxley commentary is some NA cold ones, a couple of joints, and like every other word being a permutation of "motherfucker" #ROHFinalBattle #ROH 🤼

i stocked groceries overnight through the bulk of the pandemic, so unlike people with jobs where you sit at computer, i didn't get a six-month long spring break

even though I'm not on a train headed to Wintrust Arena, *Tony,* I can't be too upset because it's officially the most wonderful time of the year #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

just putting it out there into the world: swerve/eddie/hanger vs. opps #AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼

hey now bryan, it's impossible for luchasaurus to become the world's richest dinosaur with only ~$333k; there's at least half of those clowns in washington ahead of him #AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼

all this crazy shit so far, i forgot there was still a reseda special to come #AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼

jon slow down, thanksgiving is next week #AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼

speedy's gotta pull out something special if he's gonna win "best mullet" tonight #AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼

now that mercedes *officially* has an ROH belt, i wonder if that means tony is fishing for a TV deal for them again #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

remember to switch "shows" at the top of the hour, hbo max colliders #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

mox on commentary simultaneously sounds like he's having a ball, and that he would do anything to inhale a pack of nails right now #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

had to make this dumb edit after seeing the photo from @ryanloco.com #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

damn for a cooldown match this is pretty sick too #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

you guys see that those ladies beat the shit outta each other #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

guevara got the mcmahon pervert mustache lol #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

i hope mike wizowski does his famous "jazz monster" character during the special MNF

if there's anyone who should have a "three moves of doom," it's ace austin; flop, turn, river, writes itself #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

i still want the mall goths to win it all, but the recent development of the knockaround gals and their brutal tandem finish is nothing to sneeze at #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

penelope ford, the only *officially-licensed* harley quinn wrestler cosplayer #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

ricochet you son of a bitch, you couldn't have run distraction like 2 seconds later #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

call me a fuddy-duddy, but the new NBA on NBC presentation just feels kind of sauce-less; graphics package seems kinda "there," and the score bug is too big and gaudy

oh, that many #AEW 🤼

i will hear none "discourse" on the subject of AEW pape length; some clown in washington cranked up the "everything costs more" dial, $40 (w/max subscription) is some inflation-buster shit #AEWWrestleDream #AEW 🤼

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #AEWWrestleDream #AEW 🤼

take shibata's evil brain out, put his good guy brain back in #AEWWrestleDream #AEW 🤼

ending the show with "i quit," which probably means that the arena's going to have to get hosed down and sterilized immediately after the match #AEWWrestleDream #AEW 🤼

can't be understated that luchasaurus was questionable for still living, let alone wrestling, big dino's gettin' it #AEWWrestleDream #AEW 🤼

i want the bucks to try to steal the bag even though they lose only to get dye-packed #AEWWrestleDream #AEW 🤼

what a fun "opener" that was #AEWWrestleDream #AEW 🤼

now he's got a TOWEL, to make himself MORE DRY?! #AEWWrestleDream #AEW 🤼

cool kyle with the double dragon screw, or the "bimmy and jimmy" #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

guys i think those ladies being incapable of going five minutes without fighting each other is an allegory or something #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

google system voice (female) putting in work in that promo #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

oh casual shades mortos, you heal what ails #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

i knew one of these network-feed breaks would happen soon enough, and of course one of "those" ads snuck through #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

say it every time, but always a little weird when they come back to daily's place, since i don't really want to have "nostalgia" for the fucking pandemic #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

Trevor Lawrence Legacy Drive

should be illegal to promote a WWE event during a jags game heck, drop the conditional #MNF 🤼

cha cha charlie is an outstanding name for a job guy #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

seems like a lot more of the "be back soon" tunnel on max this week, while i'm getting indications that the ICE ads are still prevalent on TV, so perhaps complaining to the management works sometimes, partially #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

ICE really laying on the TBS/max ads this week, after surprisingly few, if any this whole time; do they not realize there's a whole other promotion for people more receptive to that horseshit #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

fun little #CMLL show there; no MOTY candidates or anything, just a simple night at the fights on a thursday. the heat for hawlucha!mistico and machamp!hechicero was off the charts though 🤼

i don't get it, i know all this useless minutiae about pro wrestling, but i've been an advil guy as long as i can remember #wrestlesky 🤼

Return of the King #aew #wrestlesky #berserk

not accounting for personal gimmick tastes, easily 2 MOTY candidates in the unified and men's world title there geez #AEWAllOut #AEW 🤼

bryan is all of us #AEWAllOut #AEW 🤼

oh shit, it's griff garrison! #AEWAllOut #AEW 🤼

taz is gonna sue kevin knight for gimmick infringement, once his lawyers finally finish pre-trial proceedings with dante martin #AEWAllOut #AEW 🤼

i don't know what's more shocking; the return of PAC, or the fact that he owns a shirt #AEWAllOut #AEW 🤼