some people have money but i have weed and a big sandwich and i think that's better

i wish i could listen to 3 songs at once rn

late night bowl of ramen hits different

(talking about accidentally eating hedgehogs) put a hog in your mouth, call that giving hedge

feels like enemies to lovers when i get queued with the previous games enemy tank on my team

showering is like let me put some goop on

DNI walkable city

late night vilis run goated

do they make eyepatches for baddies ???

weddings be like these two are gonna collab for life!!!

cuddling while in game queue!!!!

charged vibrator and new weed pen

i’ve got that dog in me and then out of me and then in me again

i love that bsky has a mutuals tab

all the pups in the bed yahoo

this mutation loadout in the new overwatch halloween mode is so broken and overpowered

this is why i love overwatch

for the record i was hired by bsky to post badly. NOT for love of the game, i am an employee of the machine

who up messaging they MILF

tgirls that drive 🥵🥵🥵

24/7 bunnings sausage sizzle when

edging goated

checkout my boy!!!

need something matcha flavoured IMMEDIATELY

get your gf a cheeseburger!!!!!

a goat is like a dog just more fucked up

my gf gave a dart to the hungry jacks milf

milking women is my pass-time (on a tshirt)

i spent the whole day at the show with gf and came home and experienced bliss falling asleep in her lap

need a midnight french toast date

i am an absolute whore for mozzarella sticks

tgirls have good dental health challenge (impossible)

miss comfy moding