Proclaiming itself "sixth wave emo ground zero," the new split from Salem's Corydalis and dutchmasters was leaked by catgirl thieves. Aided by against realism's stunning engineering, it's an alluring, claustrophobic screamotronica and noise pop experience. dtchmstrs.bandcamp.com/album/lofi-c...

EMO / SCREAMOTRONICA / BEDROOM POP split Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters - lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score 2025 a dirty gem full of glitters in a mall trash can id let it scream in my ears for eternity i wouldnt mind

"lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score", a split ep with salems corydalis and dutchmasters (@blanklymeow.bsky.social), comes out on july 4th with tapes from loveseat :^))

they posted this video 🧐🧐🧐

pushing the boundaries of fifth wave emotional hardcore apparently yields you enemies you never could have dreamed of

rockignized at the weed store, or: a snapshot of life during the Rawring Twenties

I'm not sure if she'd agree with me, but @blanklymeow.bsky.social's latest EP as moving away from people is their best produced project yet. The warmest compression you can ask for. Slacker rock and bedroom pop fans don't miss this lo-fi triumph. realemo.bandcamp.com/album/in-yr-...

bubblegrunge band called 'mkay? ultra!

the pop punk to sparklepunk to screamotronica to ambient drone pipeline: it could happen to your child

getting ads for clavicle shortening surgery like just call me a slur already

i made a new ep :3 realemo.bandcamp.com/album/in-yr-...

when you quit making guitar music to make soothing synthesizer loops

listening to the misfits and anxiously reassuring myself that glenn danzig is not actually a martian

john cena heel turn is how u know the world rlly is ending

And we are… THE GINYU FORCE!!!

got gifted a fireball shooter by a high schooler at the punk show i feel like i should turn myself into the police

lisening to #AmbientMusic and making #KraftMacAndCheese oh yeaaaaaahhh

i was born to be the greatest chickenshit heel of all time but instead im stuck here as an emo musician

ive made carissas wierd my alarm clock. you mfs dont know depression like i do. we share a domicile. hes cold and bitter and doesnt do any dishes.

the first two months of this year have lowkey fucking sucked at least for me but ive decided the rest of the year is going to be not only cool but also awesome yup you heard it here first folks get ready for a cool and awesome year

im the transsexual don quixote of fifth wave emo

it took me two years but i finally finished this fucking ep

AESOP ROCK NOT GUILTY!!!

if they dont put me and all my friends' songs in the next tony hawk game than i will cry my self to sleep for 13 years

yayyy my fifth wave pop punk band dropped a new single td yippeeee :3 nomomentum.bandcamp.com/album/boxing...

sometimes u wake up at 2am and stay up the rest of the night making a cloud rap loop

im not dutch, i havent mastered anything and i dont smoke blunts anymore... do i even deserve to call myself Kelly Dutchmasters???

thesimpsons.bandcamp.com terrible things are afoot

transfem lil wayne be like: "weezy f baby and the f stands for finasteride"

it turns out getting called 'young lady' by a random old man while im buying wine is somewhere on my pyramid of hierarchial needs. thank u mystery old man

doing my part in causing climate change by asking every ai model that is freely available to me if it thinks im pretty

been thinking about getting into philosophy . do you just start from rhe beginning or is there an ideal watch order?

im at work sitting in the same model of car i was on tour in a few months ago and tbqh i miss my fwiends and going places and playing gay punk rock

dutchmasters lp6 inspo

gonna get crossfaded and watch mullholland drive for the first time i think this movie is going to be about hanging out and having fun with your friends

reminder

im listening to the new dutchmasters album this shit is an 18 pack of fart sound effects

might fuck around get really stoned and spend 16 hours in the bg3 character creation

t4t but im not looking for romance i just wanna skate a mini ramp

got a new album dropping next year but its currently untitled call that project 2025

why the fuck was the first time i heard guided by voices and the fall of troy in a mlb video game

ever since i was a Little girl i knew i wanted to eat 1 000 000 frozen pizzas

every time i see a substation out in the world i feel so much joy in my heart

i got bullied in high school

okay yeah it was me 📸: kaciegotit (instagram)

u guys are never gonna guess who hit the floor multiple times during her set tn...

it’s just not the same (by kelly dutchmasters @blanklymeow.bsky.social 💖)

every fiber in my body is telling me to rack up insurmountable credit card debt