I thought I was eating turkey slices and my friend was like “I don’t think so.” Paid them no mind and enjoyed my snack…The event director was like, yeah hows the FOIE GRAS 😩😩😩😩😩 Died right there on the scene - shocked- devastated

Okay so all the roo ppl came to the local bars and the locals had to go to outskrit bars … hate it

I know this is a weird question but are you supposed to make eye contact with everyone you pass by?

I just want my dog back

DOECHII and SABRINA CARPENTER FOR LOUIS … babe so good !

Who do I call if I see someone putting Zaxby’s Zax sauce on a Chick-fil-A sandwich

Someone showed my mom how to add stickers in iMessage She no longer responds just keeps putting a selfie sticker on anything I send …

Hey guys it’s been 1 day past a week and I still miss him (my dog)

All my old flings have new names … og country do yall know that one

BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER LOVE YOU 🪽🌟🪽

Guys pour one out for Ace Poppa - my dog was ❌’d yesterday

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Next Wednesday is my last TIMELEFT not bc anything is wrong but bc im overwhelmed w the amount of connections i made 10/10 app Shout out to yall…I had fun!

Concerning article A couple traveling from GA through TN for a funeral. The couple was stopped by officers.The officers claimed the parents had been smoking THC products. TOOK THEIR KIDS INTO TN DCS CUSTODY. The parents from GA then had to fight to get their kids back. Yes - they were.

Y’all already know what I’m about to say ….

Will never forget in her 1st season when she asked Sutton where she gets her $$$ from 🤣🤣🤣 We all wanted to know, she was just the one that was askin

this is your era of attracting the most beautiful things

I’m genuinely still in love with the first person I ever loved and have been insufferable since we last talked…5 YEARS AGO

Hey y’all I thought the bartender was roofing drinks and really he was just adding green dye …. Omg I’m sorry … happy stpaddys

Beyoncé I’ll see you in ATL #saddleupbabe

I’m OBSESSED WITH THE TIMELEFT APP —— tried for the first time last Wednesday — tonight is week 2!! Updates to come

Guyssss I’m back

If all 3 branches of the govt are R controlled why is the govt preparing for a shutdown?? Can someone explain?

Well I hope y’all got in on that presale action

“Hellcat keys on my desk MONDAY”

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New Kristina Forest just dropped 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #BooksYoullLove

I was afraid to tell my friend she had something on her face while we were out so I pulled her to the side and was like — it’s right there and she was like it’s a pimple patch babe … oooop I was like I’m sorry auntie dont know what that is

Santa’s sleigh bring the gifts - Sannas slay bring the gifss 🎶🎵 lmaooo got me w that one 😮‍💨🤣

Beyoncé’s NFL halftime show setlist: 16 CARRIAGES BLACKBIIRD (with Tiera Kennedy, Tanner Adell, Brittney Spencer and Reyna Robert) YA YA MY HOUSE SPAGHETTII & RIIVERDANCE & SWEET HONEY BUCKIIN’ (with Shaboozey) LEVII’S JEANS (with Post Malone) JOLENE TEXAS HOLD ‘EM

lululemon is overrated, support Solani instead, a black woman owned brand!

I’m still so pissed about my book character dammit man! Them ladies can write - you hear me! FriendZonePod … y’all got me this time

And Arby’s 🫣🤭 (if I need a little pick me up)

Latest fixation has been classical music I mentioned the Nutcracker in passing Friday I had an absolutely MAGICAL experience at TPAC with the ballet company and orchestra IM STILL BUZZIN YALL! 🌟✨

If you’re looking for a book to change your life — Better Than I know Myself 😩😩😩 whew … I had to hop off here for a min after that one

My grandparents couldn’t have come up w a better plan 4 me thanks y’all

Also how come sometimes in Nashv it’s a reg office party and then you end up on a stage doing karaoke

When I’m in the dumps I put on 1017 freestyle and have a live kitchen performance for my dogs Free of charge of course

Y’all come see they got Kim and Kroy arguing over an iPad 🤣🤣🤣 y mess #rhoa

If you have prime video please watch Hellz Kitchen! They got it uncensored on there 🤣🤣🤣talking so crazy to these grown ass people

I’m not making sense but like 1- first sites like a blog you just read the shit 2- what we do, mutual interactions with a website (we click, action happens) 3-virtual “ID” you float w in the internet with a decent. platform (Some ppl cal it the *ark* *eb)

Also if we are on a dec*nt*alized forum is this a high level W***3 (?) or is this considered W***3

I wish there was a private account option but like if it’s an open source then …. ?? Can you build on top of the platform like how the feeds are built ??

It’s December! #RHOA

I was slacking on my Libby game but now I’m logged in …. It’s over for u bitches

New month, new blessings ✨

Why do I get a jump scare every time that lady’s friend pops on the confessionals 😂😂😩😩😩😩😩😩 #rhop

Do y’all remember when emojis was a whole app and keyboard you had to download

K baby I’m so sorry that happened to you and to all the girls from the restaurant crew I really pray you make it out 🌟🫂

So none of y’all know me in real life, I can skeet my next thread w/o judgement … I have to say something