mama bore a girl with a gun for a mouth. teeth dripping lead, and lips bleeding red .

(My finger is feeling better and typing is much easier. I'm open for RPing.)

(I sprained my ring finger on my right hand. Makes typing hard. 😭)

"Itbwas because of this, I realized I wanted to become a professional dominatrix."

#IreneAdler helping at the local hardware store.

Not new to RP -4+ years experience -This is a post series/AU of Ron. -NSFW in DM’s -I will be as detailed as I can and match -Like and retweet or else I will not give you a naco.

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!" 📽️by prestige.ae1 on TikTok

W̷̛̛̜͖̻̘͓̩̹͓̉̽̀̀̍͂͑͋a̸̧̼̩͒͑́͊͊̀̆̈͌̕k̵̦͕͚̦̘̜̆ẹ̵͋͐̈͊̇͒̀͝͠ ̷̨̤̱̪̫̻̩̀́̃͒̓̕͠u̵͎͙̘̤̲̙͔̻̰̰̿͒̃̓̃̈̕p̵̡̦͙̩̮̪̞̟͊̉̈́͆̐͑͐̋͛̕.̴̨̛̛̛͎̙̪͖̥̒͒̐̅́̅ ̴̧̧̛̹̳͕̤̩͗͌̽̿͆̃D̴̝̯͚͛͌́͌̿̑a̷̡͚̰̮͉͒͜͠ͅd̵̻̮̠̘͉̬͍͊̿͋͊̅̊̽͊͗̂d̷̢͈̰̔̅̏̒̃͑̀̒ý̴̧̢̯̪̹̰͇̯̽̈́͝'̶̮͚͍̀̽̿̈̎͝͝s̷̡̺͉͙̈́̈̋̆́̀͗̃͠ ̸̢̢̛̲̯͖̺̖́̀̾̓̊̎ͅh̷̼̮̞̬̔̌̆̐̿́̃̓͘ǫ̴̯̺̭̘̝͎͈̍̌͗͐m̷̩̫̲̜̜͈̣͕̌̂̒̏̎͜ͅȩ̶͕̝̠̺͍̞̉!̶̰͕͚͍͚̩̙͙͉̂̅

(Okay. My uncle's Celebration of Life is July 21. But due to family drama, I'm going to visit my aunt and 2 cousins at a later date. So Irene will be back shortly.)

@assistingadler.bsky.social @dsipeterboyd.bsky.social

#WriterNote: One of my uncles died. Might have to go out of state to go to the funeral. I'm not sure yet as everything just happened. He died earlier this morning. I'll try to update.

"Sherlock Holmes has a mind palace. I have a mind dungeon. Do with that information as you will."

The safe word is, "Auntie is the best person to do a personalized video of." (I typed: The safe word is and then hit the middle button of my autocorrect. Have some fun with this!)

Irene listens to part five of five episodes. She pauses, having to replay a certain part of the podcast. "What? This is ...," she stops her words. "Ingenious!" #SherlockAndCo #podcast

"Today is the day for episode five of five for A Scandal in Bohemia as performed by the podcast, #SherlockAndCo. I have not listened to it yet. If you do, please do not spoil it for me. Thank you."

(I'll have time later this week for the open starters/solos.)

"Today is part four of five episodes of A Scandal in Bohemia which is on #SherlockAndCo podcast. I command you to listen to it. However, trigger warning: at the end of the episode, is an explosion of antisemitic rhetoric. Listen with caution, or mute, or fast forward."

(I might be writing up some open starters. Or anyone interested in RPing with me, invade my DMs.)

"Part three of #SherlockAndCo podcast's episode, A Scandal in Bohemia is now playing wherever you listen to podcasts. A few things to keep in mind...I have a very American accent in the episode. And I sound either like a cheerleader or a motivational speaker." She delicately shudders. "Ugh."

Mr. Fantastic - leader of the Fantastic 4 - married, with children. Kinks- Cnc, marking, bondage, breaking annoying brats. Limits- violence, 🚽, animals. #lewdrp #erp #marvelrp #bisexuality #dilf #marvelrivals

#IreneAdler listens to #SherlockAndCo podcast. "It's part two of five! I have a photo. Well, the me in the podcast does." She looks pleased. "I command everyone to listen!"

"I like this Shinwell Johnson person. I would like to have one." #IreneAdler watches #WatsonOnCBS #Watson

"Oh, this #DrStrange looks like fun. I wonder, will he be as interesting as Sherlock?"

#IreneAdler watches #Watson the television show. "I'm dying from multiple myeloma!?" *pulls out her Kleenex box, is sniffling*

#IreneAdler watches #Watson the television show. *Irene is outraged* "Mycroft thinks I'm a parasite!?" *she's outraged on her alternate's behalf*

#IreneAdler watches #Watson the television show. #MycroftHolmes: He's either in the BSS, is the BSS, or it's all BS. "I do like this version of Watson."

#IreneAdler watches #Watson the television show. *almost chokes on an Oreo* "SHERLOCK HOLMES IS THE FATHER OF IRENE ADLER'S SON!?" #AngusAdler #SherlockHolmes

#IreneAdler watches #Watson the television show. *Irene chokes on her tea* "I HAVE A SON!?" #AngusAdler

"For context on the newest episode, it is recommended that you listen to the previous episode, Charles Augustus Milverton. Pay close attention to part three as that is where I make my appearance."

"Everyone! Everyone! Please go and listen to the latest episode of #SherlockAndCo today! It's part one of A Scandal in Bohemia." Irene smiles widely. "I'm going to be featured!"

I just spent an hour writing a 12-post long review of You season 5 on Threads. I'm not going to post it here because the restrictive limits would mean it went on forever! But if you are interested, it's over there under my account of the same name as here. Tldr: it was a necessary end to the show.

#IreneAdler listens to ##SherlockAndCo Irene drops the package of Oreos she'd been devouring. The one in her hand was hastily shoved into her mouth. Choking a bit, she grabs her glass of Moscato and downs it. "An opera singer!? A bloody opera singer!?" She leans back in her chair, sighs. --

(My brain is doing its "50 tabs are open and I'm not noticing them but I am noticing that my dress is itchy, there's a squirrel, and I keep chasing the shiny thing" dance. No interactions/replies today. Also, I'm going to a poetry slam tonight. Might even read one of my own poems!)

The things Irene does for her clients.

(Replies tomorrow.)

#IreneWatches #Watson #TVShow "I'm quite amused. In this universe, I was involved with Watson's Sherlock. But that was in the past as Sherlock is missing. Also, Mrs. Hudson? In this universe? Is an escort."

(I have had a migraine for the last 4 hours. Just now took some Excedrin Migraine pills. Why did I wait so long? Apparently, I'm a sadist.)

(Watching Jesus Christ Superstar as I write with @thenazarene.bsky.social ....)

He is in danger. They will kill him. He, himself, **is** danger. He will bring danger to us all. But he loves me. And I love him. It is the storm. This is the storm. It is only the storm. Soon, he will rise up and calm the wind.

#Sherlock #DramaQueen #DancingQueen

Irene looked down at the man who lay half-crumbled at her feet. A smirk crossed crimson colored lips as she lowered herself down. She reached out, gripping his chin as she (not so) gently moved his head from side to side. "Well now. I'm honored you've decided to come to me for some ... help," --

#IreneWatchesWatson #Episodes1to5 My thoughts on this show. Oh, I am enjoying all of this. Mr. Morris Chestnut is quite a handsome and delicious version of Dr. John Hamish Watson. The show does remind me of House. This Dr. Watson has younger colleagues. When discussing patients, they --

(My writer account)

"Sometimes I like my writer. Especially when Oreo anything is involved."

𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨. . . 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮’𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢. ✮ 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘬 / 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 ✮ 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯 / 40𝘴 𝘦𝘳𝘢 ✮ 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 / 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 ✮ 𝘔𝘝 / 𝘔𝘚 ✮ 𝘉𝘪 — 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 #MarvelRP

“She wanted an Angel of Music . . . I couldn't hope to be a man to her, I couldn't ever be a real, breathing, living man waking at her side and reaching out for her . . . But I could be her angel.” •RP •Detailed •10+ years experience •21+ •OCs/Crossovers welcome •#Phantom •#MVRP

(Won't be online tonight. I've had to stop taking my allergy meds due to getting retested next Wednesday. And today, I thought it would be a good day to muck around in dust (which I'm highly allergic to on a normal day). Hopefully, I'll be back tomorrow.)

𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆.

She gives him a wide-eyed, innocent look. Of course, she understood bmhe meant to work with Holmes. "Are you familiar with Baker Street?"