I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Fewer children are having babies and that’s a problem to these weirdos

I really need to know if Scaramouche did the Fandango

Seems like you feel pretty good about it.

How much did the winner get?

Afroman is the hero we deserve (complimentary) youtu.be/HM8Ee6pcXvQ?...

I bought some Birkenstock sandals. I can’t wait for it to be warm enough to wear them. This is what gets me through.

Sums it up pretty well

Timeline cleanse: SOUND VERY MUCH ON

We don’t exactly have a barn burner, do we?

This doesn’t even make sense….

It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime What better place than here What better time than now

I would much rather live next door to an immigrant than a Republican.

Drummers braving the cold to protest ICE occupation.

The resistance I see in every video from Minnesota is inspiring. Regular people are standing up to heavily armed fucks who have no regard for human life; no moral compass; no true desire beyond harming other people.

These guys are getting ready to raid Bin Ladens bunker and they’re getting screamed at by people in their jammies. I love it.

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Ha ha eat shit you dumb nazi bitch

really feels like Becca Good saying “go get some lunch, big boy” is when he snapped. the kind of man who joins ICE is absolutely the kind of man who thinks women should die for saying things like that. they absolutely crash out when we aren’t cowering in fear and making them feel scary & powerful

If you’re looking for an underrated gem, look no further than The Comeback on HBO Max

Clark: ‘Tis the season to be merry! Shop girl: Well, that’s my name Clark: No shit.

Ellen: We’re stuck under a truck! Clark: You honestly think I don’t know that! Gets me every time.

Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that one

Imagine finding out like this 😢

God I love Ant

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go Oh hell yeah

Warm. Fuzzy. Unbothered

Hope you have a nice Thanksgiving!

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

In the words of @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social, I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.

This shows how scared they are of us. They’re dressed like they’re patrolling downtown Fallujah, while we’re showing up in footy pajamas and standing toe to toe with these losers.

Sorry @normcharlatan.bsky.social

God I would kill to have hair like Eugenio Suarez

I would love to see more of this. Let’s give these dipshits a taste of their own medicine.

I too love making things up to get mad at someone for.

Congrats @normcharlatan.bsky.social

I’d rather my daughter date a member of Tren de Aragua than a Republican

On the cancellation reason page, they removed the “other” selection. You can no longer tell them to go fuck themselves.

Bring back Sam Darnold

It’s gonna be like 15-12, isn’t it?

When that first Zyn of the day kicks in

I hope they figured it out…

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

“If you hate Microsoft Excel you are racist” Do you people hear yourselves??

The best answer, of course, is Neil Diamond in the cinematic classic ‘Saving Silverman’

Buddy, we’ve been telling you why! Open you’re fucking ears

@tales-typos.bsky.social can go fuck herself