Appreciation video for all the cool, creative, hilarious Stay all over the world (and specifically at the London concerts). Ya'll made my trip unforgettable. ❤️ #StrayKids

Anyone else race against grammar check? You change the tense of a word at the start of a sentence, KNOWING that snotty little blue line will appear under a word near the end, and so you try to fix it before that asshole line can tell you it's wrong? YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME, COMPUTER.

Hi pals! I'm walking 50km to raise money for Operation Smile (an organization that provides medical care for children with cleft conditions in middle-to-low income countries. Any little bit helps! (Even just sharing this post) Thank you! operationsmilecanada.akaraisin.com/ui/CycleforS...

What's YOUR flirting style?

My vegetable intake depends on what type of hummus is on sale.

Pretty sure my account was hacked? Just opened my Chats to find full conversations with strangers that *I* started. Also, I guess I'm a 33-year old single mom? Is anyone else experiencing this?

"A really big best seller may be read by as many people as watch a ten minute YouTube video about a teenager unboxing some mascara, so books are still a very important part of our culture." Lots of points being made in #CunkOnEverything by Philomena Cunk.

Any romantic comedy that starts with a woman jogging in the morning has already lost me.

Who's watching #MyDearestNemesis?? I need to flail.

If David Tennant doesn't play this man in a biopic, then what are we even doing here?

Have we all collectively as a society decided that 'that' is replacing 'who' as a referent for a person? Ads, official statements, public documents, it's everywhere! "The person that," is... wrong, right? Did I miss a grammar conference where we decided it wasn't? Why wasn't I invited??

Just finished #YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman on Disney+. Pretty pumped there are two more seasons confirmed. It's such a cool jaunt into MCU-adjacent territory. Love the writing, love the characters, love the intrigue. Yes, the animation could be better, but it doesn't take away from the fun.

Woke up in the middle of the night to use the washroom, saw this and thought, "racoon." In my apartment. On the 17th floor.

A bunch of American celebrities belting out 'I jizzed in my pants," in perfect harmony as the Canadian flag waves on a screen in the background is the kind of unity we need right now. #SaturdayNightLive

Tikt*k said this was unoriginal so it only has one view and now I'm pouting cause it's so silly I just want people to laugh. #PrideandPrejudice

Just watched #LoveHurts, and you guys: go see it. It's campy, delightfully nonsensical, physically impossible fun. I truly cannot stress enough how FUN this movie is. Put Ke Huy Quan in everything. And Sean Astin while you're at it. In fact, more Goonies reunions in general, please!

Appreciation post for dumb shows. Sometimes you need a show that's just so, so dumb in a way that makes you sigh in amused contentment as your brain shuts off and you just think, "this is so fucking dumb," with a fun little giggle.

Talking with my coworker about this (very professional workplace) and we came up with the answer. It's Florence Pugh. This generation needs no movie, the existence of Florence Pugh is enough to turn anyone bisexual.

"I found it is the small everyday treats of ordinary folk that keep the borkness at bay."

Joined a discord server as An Old, and whooooooboy, I hate this.

If The Mummy was my generation's portal to a bi awakening, and Pirates of the Caribbean was the next.... what's the new one? What movie in the past five years is making new adults go, 'waaaaaait a minute.... 👀🏳️‍🌈'

Tapping out of recapping #WhenTheStarsGossip for now, but I'll be back to bask in whatever gloriously chaotic nonsense the finale brings. ✌️

Not enough people watched Ghost Writer in the 90s and IT SHOWS.

I lived in Korea for 4 years and struggled with differentiating the double consonants the entire time. I often ordered rice bread (쌀빵), and was told near the end of my adventure that I pronounced it 살빵. 살 is skin. I asked for 'skin bread' for 4 years.

Anyone else upset that the murderous douche from #SquidGame is an adorable li'l dork in real life? My heart is confused.

Working titles for my recap of #WhenTheStarsGossip: Cold Coitus Chilly Chillin' Home Alone: Lost in In a Space Sack Let's Hope It's Not A Space Race If Ya Know What I Mean **eyebrows eyebrows** is this anything, I'm so tired.

I cannot hear Hot Stuff without fondly thinking of The Full Monty, a movie I watched in the theatre with my childhood best friend and his mother. AND. HIS. MOTHER.

Finally got around to starting the Fifteenth Doctor, and whoooooooooboy am I loving Ncuti Gatwa in the role. The Doctor has swooped in when I most needed him, as he is wont to do. #DoctorWho

Matt Berry made me ruin a group of Korean student's pronunciation of a beloved city. #WhatWeDoInTheShadows

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

A movie made specifically for bisexuals.

I don't have a crush on you, I'm just Canadian.

DOGS OF THE SEA 😍

I will never not say, "Will not break, will not brea... it broke," whenever something is broken. Including my own finger that one time.

If you see this repost it with your first ever #Kdrama that you watched... For me it was Boys Over Flowers, but the one that snagged me forevermore was Descendants of the Sun. "Should I apologize, or should I confess?" COME ON. 🫠

A #Sanditon throwback with Esther and Lady D doing their own Weekend Update.

Hey #Sanditon pals, are we excited for #MissAusten? Someone tell me how to feel about this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWWV...

This is the dumbest thing I've ever done, and I have zero regrets. Hope to see more of these total best buds in season 3 of #SquidGame

#WhenTheStarsGossip Episodes 1 & 2 Photo-Recap: Delightfully Bizarre Space Romp toniwatches.com/2025/01/07/w...

If life were a movie, what would be the thing preventing your character from being the badass archetype? Mine is that I say 'whoopsie' or 'oh dear,' any time something goes wrong.

Me: Spellcheck, why didn't you underline that word? SC: Because you spelled it right. Me: Did I? SC: Yes. Me: Are you SURE? SC: Yes. Me: **googles it** Holy shit, I did! SC: Congratulations. Me: This is big for me. SC: I know. Me: Perhps I don't even need-- SC: Perhaps. Me: ... Me: thank you

Love him or hate him, T.O.P. absolutely killed (heh) in #SquidGame2, and I hope he continues to act. Idol-turned-actors are always a gamble, but he bodied this role and certainly made things interesting.

Goals for 2025: - make people laugh - sing in the shower, who cares who hears - publish something - anger a witch and get cursed with something cool - learn kpop dances, who cares who sees - befriend the witch who cursed me and become reluctant allies against a common enemy - eat more greens

In da clerb, we are decidedly NOT all fam. #SquidGame2

#SquidGame Season 2 “Bread and Lottery” Photo-Recap: Let the Games Begin (again) toniwatches.com/2024/12/29/s...

If you're in the mood for some lovably snarky photo-recaps of shows/movies like #The100, #TheLastofUs, #MCU, #JaneAusten, #Sanditon, #SquidGame, etc, you can find my wackadoo ramblings here: toniwatches.com

I regret to inform you that a rotary phone is in a museum. This is not a special rotary phone. It is simply an example of archaic technology, along with the flip-phone and beeper.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

"I'm sorry I opera-sang oh baby you got what I need while you were on the phone." - me, after opera-singing oh baby you got what I need while my friend was on the phone.

If you need a refresher on #SquidGame before season two, here's an absurd photo recap of the entire first season. toniwatches.com/2021/10/18/s...