I don't know that I'd say I'm waiting "patiently." I'm actually pretty impatient about it.

Can it, like, NOT snow for a day. Just for a day. Is that too much to ask?

I got a waffle maker for Christmas and the first thing I did with it was make waffles. #rebel

What's a "fake opinion?"

"That's a Moray"

Highway to Halibut

I am never watching sports again. It's not worth it. #bluejays

Saw #Jaws in Imax last night. Incredible, as expected. Question: If there are usually no sharks swimming around Amity and this one was an aberration, why did Quint, a professional shark hunter, live there?

Doing this tonight! I've seen it 643,229 times (give or take), but never in a theatre with an audience. Will it be the best thing that has ever happened? Maybe. #jaws

Added to my Christmas list

If you follow me here but haven't read anything by me... Here, have this for free! Quick, before I come to my senses! dmsinclair.com/hbg

It's fun when the hole in your sock gets so big, you could put the sock on from either end and have basically the same experience.

Flu skeet #4: I don't think it's a flu anymore. There's a new strain of Covid with exactly these distinguishing symptoms. So I'm going to just assume it's that. Zero stars for Covid Nimbus. Not as good as the first Covid.

Flu skeet #3: I've discovered that, with the flu, I can write for hours because I have no awareness of the passage of time. It might be a superpower. I am... the Incredible Flu Man!

Flu skeet #2: I have washed my hands 637 times today. I didn't keep track, but I feel certain the number is accurate. You can tell by counting the rings in the fingers I've scrubbed off.

I have the flu. Alert the authorities. The thing about a flu is, a lot of it is unpleasant, but some of it is kind of cool. Time disappears into a haze. And a fever, properly managed, gets you some awesome dreams.

Yetis to the left of me... Yetis to the right... Here I am...

I just want to say that this news is probably unrelated to the plot my book, "Hole House." Probably. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BGG1XL81

"Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt is genuinely one of the funniest things EVER made. Still to this day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Jy...

Me, every time I have a headache or something: "I should take a Tylenol." I take one. A while later, pain goes away. "Oh, I guess I didn't need that Tylenol after all."

Cats are masters at blending into their environments. They can render themselves virtually invisible to the human eye. There may be a cat in the room with you right now and you wouldn't even know it... until it's too late. #catsofbluesky

Killer pasta for dinner. Envy me.

Here's something I can't figure out. There are five Backstreet Boys. But they generally sing in first person singular. So which one wants it that way?

We have another one. That makes 7. His name is Arnold. So naturally, as long as we have him, whenever he jumps up on the furniture I will say, "Ah-nold! Get down! Get to the choppah!" Every time. I promise. #catsofbluesky

It's my birthday today. If you want to get me something, I am registered at Spatula City. So, a spatula, I guess.They are open until midnight.

Stop what you're doing and notice this! Virtually all of the park workers in the opening scene of #JurassicPark have mustaches. That's probably where the problems started.

How it feels being a #Leafs fan. (It's Toronto Ptarmigans because we weren't allowed to use real NHL team names. But you know what we meant.)

Henceforth, maple syrup shall be known as "pancake gravy." I have spoken.

So, for a long time I've thought there should be a superhero named ManMan. He's just a man who was bitten by a radioactive man, and it transformed him into ManMan. He has all the incredible powers of a man, combined with all the astonishing powers of a man. So, basically just a guy with a bite mark.

Making a cake for my daughter's birthday. A hot take occurs to me: I've never had a cake from a bakery or restaurant that was as good as one from a boxed cake mix. Fight me.

For the love of God, fellow Canadians, don't screw this up!

Andor is still great. But it's weird watching any Star Wars stuff now that the US has essentially become the evil Empire. In season 1 they're disappearing people who committed no crime, and in season 2 they're annexing places because they want their resources. It hits differently.

It is National Appreciate-My-Cat-Doing-This Day! The day when everyone is constitutionally obligated to appreciate my cat doing this. Appreciate him! Appreciate him now! #catsofbluesky

I hate you, nature. Read the room.

RIP! He'll always be Nick Rivers to me.

The Onion, as usual, wins

Woohoo! Mojo Swoptops has been nominated for a Banff World Media Festival Award! I wish I could go to Banff to make use of my "it's an honour just to be nominated" face.

Sign me up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzhc...

Remember when "ring around the collar" was an issue so concerning that we had entire product lines devoted to dealing with it?

For the love of God, why doesn't somebody DO something?

Trump's KGB Codename: Krasnov

I feel like it's a flex to use "its" in the opening sentence of a novel. It's like you're saying "I know where apostrophes go and where they don't, bitches."

The greatest invention yet developed by humankind... Is it fire? The wheel? Penicillin? No. It's this.

We're supposed to get upwards of 40cm of snow between Wed/Thu. For those of you who don't speak Metric, that's approximately three-quarters of a crap-ton.

First BlueSky clip! Area 51 meets an I.Q. of 51. #chillybeach #canada #animation

One of the unspoken benefits of having six cats is that you have six cats.

I feel you, moai guy. I feel you.

I have a song stuck in my head and I'm not sure but I think it might be incidental music from The Flintstones.

Spell check: "Moron" is one word.