me and @chemjobber.bsky.social on insta. Some things never change

More like the very WASTEFUL caterpillar

lol

I just wanna say... I used m-dashes before chatgpt. Do I need to stop now?

At a loss for where money is best spent to push back on the Trump regime's unlawful actions. Given to ACLU/legal funds/etc... but when court rulings are ignored? Where's the best bang for your buck these days?

NO JOB'S TOO BIG NO PUP'S TOO SMALL

BREAKING

5 bullets on what I did this past week: - Ctrl+D - F4 - Ctrl+Shift+⬇️ - Ctrl+C - Alt E S V

does this imply that CEOs are dumber than normies? or just the ones who play linkedin games?

AGHHHH

Ah well, canada lost in the 2010 round robin too, and Crosby got the gold medal game winner

And if you are among those affected by these cuts or understand scope and consequences, please feel free to reach out. Find me on signal at lisajarvis.77

Hi, pharma! This Saturday evening FDA purge includes, for example, people who make sure clinical trials are run safely. Any thoughts?

The tkachuk brothers are two sides of the same dung

PUT MARCHAND IN

stay humble

coward

Pez candy has phenomenal mouthfeel

Why do the 9 hippos come to work AFTER all of the guests have already arrived????

I’m putting together a post on what’s going on in the trenches in various parts of the NIH. Anyone who would like to share experiences (anonymously!) can reach me at Dblowe.18 on Signal

Last month, Calvin Robinson brought antisemitic Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon onto his podcast to explain why he believes that "Judaism is a pernicious evil."

TIL: genetics on absolute pitch feinstein.northwell.edu/institutes-r...

Willing to comment for a trusted outlet on the current NIH mess on the record? DM me, please. Please RT #chemsky 🧪⚗️

just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator at the department of chemistry. i was in charge of making all the olefins trans. (am i doing the meme right?) #chemsky

Our son's pet dog, Taxi, was thankfully found by a stranger in the presidio... What none of us understands is how he escaped.

there are 14 state universities in ohio

laws schmaws right?

what a... disparate array of products for one amazon site

this is honestly a great filter for everyone involved

Thanks to those who’ve reached out the last few days. I am grateful that my family and home are safe. Many of my friends and colleagues have lost homes. If you want to help Caltech/JPL faculty/students/staff, a relief fund has been established: giving.caltech.edu/areas-to-sup...

gritty city!

I found the most unexpected thing in a Danish Cookie tin

Tfw you go to the same dental office as Chuck Norris

to be sure, if I ate said emergency diaper, I would not have $2 in quarters to buy this person one to replace it...

find me a parent who has $2 in quarters on hand just in case of a diaper emergency - and I will eat said emergency diaper.

I forget the context, @chemjobber.bsky.social

We stand on the shoulders of giants. That's how all human advancements work.

That's one heck of an extrapolation

The wait is over folks, he's at 81st and Amsterdam

Radisson implies the existence of a Squareisson

@shrewshrew.bsky.social capybara 4 u

Cool your jets, brazil

🖕 #chemsky

I told my brother in law they should have called the race an "ytterbium man" IYKYK #chemsky

Implies the existence of orthoguay and metaguay

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: yes, "yourresume" isn't a word

@alextbarth.bsky.social good to see you again!

I just invented Calendar Battleship. Tell someone to a calendar invite without sharing any of your availabilities. If they hit a conflict, you shout "you sunk my battleship!!!", the meeting sinks, and becomes an e-mail.