it isn't bloody AI, please stop pretending we're two weeks away from being in The Culture ffs.

Day 88 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #TheMuppets #TheMuppetMovie

Stay well, feel as positive as you can. Today we get 7:25:10 of daylight. Tomorrow we get 3m04s more than today. If you can, take a stroll, breathe some air, get some light on your face. #daylightbot

Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

I find myself, however briefly, and for the first time in ever such a long while, enormously happy.

At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 7:22:11 which is 2m54s more than yesterday! #daylightbot

If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 7:19:17, and tomorrow we get 2m54s more! #daylightbot

The Lothians; today had 2m44s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (2m48s). #daylightbot

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 2m38s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 2m43s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

I just saw a scots comedian answering questions on Thatch on Mastermind and honestly what

If you’re after something to distract you for the next few days, try this. A grid of 2025 things – all you need to do is put them into 45 categories of 45 things each. Rather restful. thomaswc.com/2025.html

we had a "you must clear your desk" thing before xmas so of course I'm in the fecking office and my mug is at home.

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 2m33s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 2m38s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

Made some mango & ginger jam.

The Lothians; today had 2m27s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (2m32s). #daylightbot

Gave away my last piece of Goth Costume to the charity shop this morning (a morning coat that I'd wear with black tshirt, combats and docs). End of an era, except that era ended in all real sense when Wendyhouse closed.

The Lothians; today had 2m21s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (2m26s). #daylightbot

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Sam Campbell's joke on QI this week, about Anubis being that "jackel-headed Bastet" was very good. I was not sure that the QI audience was ready for Sam, who has a remarkable, unconventional brain. Seems to have worked out.

If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 7:03:47, and tomorrow we get 2m21s more! #daylightbot

If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 7:01:32, and tomorrow we get 2m15s more! #daylightbot

It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.

If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 6:59:23, and tomorrow we get 2m09s more! #daylightbot

The Cube Theory of Solids is as follows: Surrounded on 0-1 sides: irrelevant to our research Surrounded on 2 sides: Sandwich Surrounded on 3 sides: Taco Surrounded on 4-5 sides: Wrap Surrounded on 6 sides: Dumpling (this can also referred to as Burrito, a nomenclature that is entirely valid)

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 1m56s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 2m02s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

A back-to-work cartoon for @newscientist.com

My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜

Today - in mid-Scotland - the sun came up at 08:50:11, will set at 15:46:23 and daylight lasts for 6:55:25 #daylightbot

oh, god.

Ski Sunday is back.

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 1m42s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 1m50s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

*disgraced* former health secretary #taskmaster

No, I'm just tired, bin bags. And I have a cold.

If someone asks if you are a god, you say yes.

I made this a few years back to post in the last week of January, but it feel appropriate for today.

well today I learned that I should hashtag #onlyconnect in full and not use my usual contraction. (oc also apparently means "original content" and is heavily used by art communities)

The Lothians; today had 1m36s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (1m42s). #daylightbot

Forgot to post this one

THERE IS AN UPSTAIRS #taskmaster

oh, hello @dudepoints.fun #oc

apparently a unit near Meadowhall is on fire. This must be confusing the locals wondering how the ski village has got over there.

The Winters will take themselves too seriously to allow this but still I have fingers crossed for Cortina.

Whenever I see a lemon pig I wonder just how many volts it's throwing out.

At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 6:50:17 which is 1m29s more than yesterday! #daylightbot

Starting the year like I mean to go on, full of cold and I sat on my glasses.

My usual state, I guess.

Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:

Happy New Year, everyone! This is a @theguardian.com books cartoon from a few years ago.

It's a new year! At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 6:48:48 which is 00s more than yesterday! #daylightbot