Mike Wallis
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Purveyors of rambling stories with no point
it isn't bloody AI, please stop pretending we're two weeks away from being in The Culture ffs.
about 2 hours ago
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Star Trek Corrected Captions
about 5 hours ago
Day 88 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek
#StarTrekVoyager
#TheMuppets
#TheMuppetMovie
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Stay well, feel as positive as you can. Today we get 7:25:10 of daylight. Tomorrow we get 3m04s more than today. If you can, take a stroll, breathe some air, get some light on your face. #daylightbot
about 15 hours ago
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Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
about 16 hours ago
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Dave Hutchinson
2 days ago
I find myself, however briefly, and for the first time in ever such a long while, enormously happy.
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The Essence by Dave Hutchinson: Review by Paul Di Filippo
The Essence, Dave Hutchinson (NewCon Press 978-1917735148, trade paperback, 278pp, $16.99) December 2025. Doesn’t the title of Dave Hutchinson’s standout new novel sound like something the late lam…
https://locusmag.com/review/the-essence-by-dave-hutchinson-review-by-paul-di-filippo/
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At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 7:22:11 which is 2m54s more than yesterday! #daylightbot
1 day ago
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If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 7:19:17, and tomorrow we get 2m54s more! #daylightbot
3 days ago
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The Lothians; today had 2m44s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (2m48s). #daylightbot
4 days ago
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Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 2m38s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 2m43s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot
5 days ago
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I just saw a scots comedian answering questions on Thatch on Mastermind and honestly what
5 days ago
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Lev Parikian
14 days ago
If you’re after something to distract you for the next few days, try this. A grid of 2025 things – all you need to do is put them into 45 categories of 45 things each. Rather restful.
thomaswc.com/2025.html
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we had a "you must clear your desk" thing before xmas so of course I'm in the fecking office and my mug is at home.
6 days ago
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Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 2m33s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 2m38s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot
6 days ago
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Made some mango & ginger jam.
6 days ago
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The Lothians; today had 2m27s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (2m32s). #daylightbot
7 days ago
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Gave away my last piece of Goth Costume to the charity shop this morning (a morning coat that I'd wear with black tshirt, combats and docs). End of an era, except that era ended in all real sense when Wendyhouse closed.
7 days ago
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The Lothians; today had 2m21s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (2m26s). #daylightbot
8 days ago
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Ravin Boodram
8 days ago
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Sam Campbell's joke on QI this week, about Anubis being that "jackel-headed Bastet" was very good. I was not sure that the QI audience was ready for Sam, who has a remarkable, unconventional brain. Seems to have worked out.
8 days ago
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If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 7:03:47, and tomorrow we get 2m21s more! #daylightbot
9 days ago
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Andrew Gillett (wishlist Reality Drift!)
10 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 7:01:32, and tomorrow we get 2m15s more! #daylightbot
10 days ago
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~daniel_barker~
11 days ago
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
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If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 6:59:23, and tomorrow we get 2m09s more! #daylightbot
11 days ago
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Jay Hulme
11 days ago
The Cube Theory of Solids is as follows: Surrounded on 0-1 sides: irrelevant to our research Surrounded on 2 sides: Sandwich Surrounded on 3 sides: Taco Surrounded on 4-5 sides: Wrap Surrounded on 6 sides: Dumpling (this can also referred to as Burrito, a nomenclature that is entirely valid)
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Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 1m56s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 2m02s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot
12 days ago
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Tom Gauld
13 days ago
A back-to-work cartoon for
@newscientist.com
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Ariaa®
15 days ago
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
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Today - in mid-Scotland - the sun came up at 08:50:11, will set at 15:46:23 and daylight lasts for 6:55:25 #daylightbot
13 days ago
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oh, god.
13 days ago
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Ski Sunday is back.
13 days ago
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Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 1m42s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 1m50s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot
14 days ago
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*disgraced* former health secretary
#taskmaster
14 days ago
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No, I'm just tired, bin bags. And I have a cold.
14 days ago
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If someone asks if you are a god, you say yes.
14 days ago
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I made this a few years back to post in the last week of January, but it feel appropriate for today.
15 days ago
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well today I learned that I should hashtag
#onlyconnect
in full and not use my usual contraction. (oc also apparently means "original content" and is heavily used by art communities)
15 days ago
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The Lothians; today had 1m36s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (1m42s). #daylightbot
15 days ago
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Stephen Collins
15 days ago
Forgot to post this one
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THERE IS AN UPSTAIRS
#taskmaster
15 days ago
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oh, hello
@dudepoints.fun
#oc
15 days ago
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apparently a unit near Meadowhall is on fire. This must be confusing the locals wondering how the ski village has got over there.
15 days ago
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The Winters will take themselves too seriously to allow this but still I have fingers crossed for Cortina.
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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Whenever I see a lemon pig I wonder just how many volts it's throwing out.
16 days ago
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At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 6:50:17 which is 1m29s more than yesterday! #daylightbot
16 days ago
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Starting the year like I mean to go on, full of cold and I sat on my glasses.
16 days ago
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My usual state, I guess.
add a skeleton here at some point
16 days ago
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rahaeli
17 days ago
Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old
#LiveJournal
account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
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Tom Gauld
17 days ago
Happy New Year, everyone! This is a
@theguardian.com
books cartoon from a few years ago.
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It's a new year! At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 6:48:48 which is 00s more than yesterday! #daylightbot
17 days ago
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