Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 19s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 11s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

You know how something is such a clueless idea that you just don't know where to start with just how dumbass the authors are? I'm a very long way down the path that leads to "the tech policymakers in government are in the pay of organised crime and bad state actors"

Giving Lievito madre a try, gang. Started the starter on Saturday, it's finally kicked into gear. If it's behaving when I get home I'll prep some dough, see how it plays out.

Stay well, feel as positive as you can. Today we get 17:18:55 of daylight. Tomorrow we get 20s more than today. If you can, take a stroll, breathe some air, get some light on your face. #daylightbot

Stay well, feel as positive as you can. Today we get 17:18:29 of daylight. Tomorrow we get 27s more than today. If you can, take a stroll, breathe some air, get some light on your face. #daylightbot

Buying a train ticket. "Use the app!" says all the TOCs and now I have deleted a whole rant about the experience when something goes wrong on their back end because I bored myself.

* Foothills. If you were on CH I hope your knees are holding out ok * Monochrome (electron.mono.org ftw) * LJ before 6A/SUP took over * usenet before the trolls took over

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 41s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 35s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

Ugh anyway, I don't know why I'm such a twee annoying Pollyanna today but I'm off to go and do something offline now. Leaving this gift to my fellow GenXers youtu.be/SdX5SLvYpSE?...

Idly wondering if a non-web reboot of NNTP that doesn't involve Alphabet would work.

If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 17:17:13, and tomorrow we get 42s more! #daylightbot

I believe I've said this before, but The End Of The World will likely start with someone posting "Did anybody else hear that?" to socials.

No kidding, I like all of you lovely people who live in my phone but I will drop all socials like a hot cat if I have to prove who I am via a sketchy third party org because Starmer can't come out and say "legitimate concerns" is fash in a new wig.

Today - in mid-Scotland - the sun came up at 03:34:56, will set at 20:51:25 and daylight lasts for 17:16:23 #daylightbot

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.

Please enjoy an entire Disney movie:

If you're in Edinburgh, today we get daylight for 17:15:27, and tomorrow we get 57s more! #daylightbot

Ah, man, Hockney? Someone go & wrap Alan Bennett up in a cozy blanket with plenty of airholes.

Today - in mid-Scotland - the sun came up at 03:35:32, will set at 20:50:04 and daylight lasts for 17:14:23 #daylightbot

I do not understand how there's suddenly all these big name scientists in the Epstein files and I have to declare a tea towel I was given for delivering a lecture.

There may be a few Leeds folk who haven't yet been reached by @silverdraws.bsky.social, but that's about to be rectified: Come along to hear his talk at Leeds Art Gallery 13:00 on Thurs 2 July More info and reserve a place: www.leedsphilandlit.org.uk/shop/whats-l...

Found that sticky tape dispenser, folks. Lovely bit of kit. #taskmaster

Yes it is true but Tucci has been trying to float thins since 2022. Anyways: www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

Today - in mid-Scotland - the sun came up at 03:35:56, will set at 20:49:19 and daylight lasts for 17:13:11 #daylightbot

Why do you care? Why not just block them? Because these people are ruining one of the greatest things about the internet: the hobbyist communities and the wonderful niche knowledge they shared and made available to the world. They're all getting drowned out by AI bullshit to make a quick buck.

The Lothians; today had 1m25s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (1m19s). #daylightbot

At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 17:10:28 which is 1m33s more than yesterday! #daylightbot

Some days you just gotta make samosas.

I once wrote a treatment for a book set in a world where DIY silver colloidal photography was the only way of getting uncensored event media. I should really dust that one off.

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 1m39s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 1m33s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

Gørse.

Daylight is changing, day by day. Today we get 1m46s more than yesterday and tomorrow we get 1m39s more than today. Every day, things change. #daylightbot

Went to bed at like 8:30 on friday night because I was proper knackered and slept through to 7. In bed at 10:30 last night, awake at 4am. Is this what sleep is when you're in your early-to-mid 50s? Do not want.

Today - in mid-Scotland - the sun came up at 03:38:51, will set at 20:44:40 and daylight lasts for 17:05:30 #daylightbot

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

What the bloody hell, Ripper?

Having "I voted" stickers in the UK would, I am sure, increase turnout by several thousand percent, especially if they were designed by the local primary schools.

At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 17:03:37 which is 1m59s more than yesterday! #daylightbot

This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

*cheerful tone* Morning! A plague on both your horses! No, wait, i meant houses. a house on both your horses. Long week.

Speaking with my IT professional hat on (for a change): the world started going wrong when html email became the default.

I met Marjane Satrapi about a hundred years ago at a book fair and she was amazing and gracious and furious and honestly this one stings. An absolute titan who will be sorely missed.

The Lothians; today had 2m06s more daylight than yesterday and tomorrow will have more (1m59s). #daylightbot

This is why I try to pay more attention to cheerful not-influencers; their timelines aren't trying to grab your attention, and are more grounded and less stressful as a result. And we all need less stress!

thank you for this thread! i had an off-the-cuff comic turned into a meme and it's such a weird feeling that my art is just being spread out there without any credit here's a version with my name on it, im fine with people using that one :)

At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 16:59:32 which is 2m11s more than yesterday! #daylightbot

Only bollards can deliver this much happiness. #WorldBollardAssociation

Leeds-born Arthur Ransome, author of the Swallows and Amazons books set partly in the Lake District, died on this day 1967 in Cheadle Royal Hospital, aged 83. As a foreign correspondent during the Russian Revolution, he befriended Lenin and married Trotsky's secretary.

At Edinburgh/Glasgow latitudes today, daylight should last for 16:57:20 which is 2m17s more than yesterday! #daylightbot

If you were thinking "oh, I could volunteer at the Grand Depart next year when it's in Embra and the Borderlands" the volunteer's website is open. #cycling www.letourgb.com/volunteer/