Jackalope’s usual routine

Dale Vandermeer is too cute to be a homicide detective

I want their height difference to be about this

I want something like this: David: MY detective is so lovely and *blah blah blah blah…* Elizabeth: Yesh, yeah. Ive heard that a thousand times already.

I’ve played Little nightmares3 and it was…uhhhh….😕 What I want to say is why did they switch to another development company?

Want to see Jackalope flirting

It’s too late though, Did Mr. Rabbit commit suicide?

Sorry for posting personal stuff when I usually don’t. But I was so excited! X3

I went to the Van Gogh exhibition! :> It was so good and there were so many of his works I didn’t know. The exhibition was focused on his family, conveying how they preserved and passed on his art, and how deeply they loved him.

Made a quick(ish) better reference for my boy Stepan because it wasn't very clear that he's lost his arm in his old reference. ...I'm trying to get better at painting body hair too :'D

I'm trying to get less shy about posting my OCS on socials sooo meet Stepan, a random NPC for my & @thecrimsonvalley.bsky.social 's Pathologic RPG that I made on spot, gave a personality and proceeded to immediately fall in love with! #art #OC #PathologicOC

I was thinking about the beginning of Jackalope. Dale doesn’t know David is Mr. Rabbit but David knows it. He would act silly around the detective to get his attention. But deep down inside, he feels like his heart is freezing over, and he fears when their relationship might crack.

🐰💕💕

Every time when I see a picture of a naughty man my brain is like : Oh this is exactly David Eilander

I was imagining Jackalope at Christmas. David wants to entertain Dale because he took away from Dale’s happy Christmas with his family. But David would hide his feelings and just try to put Santa hat on him🎅

12.18😏

I want David to say “Oh~ Is this your first time doing something like this, Detective?”

I want to see David in bed saying “Pleaseeeee! Just one more time!” And Dale saying “Absolutely not!💢”

When Dale and David try something new during sex, I want Dale to say “You’re gonna take responsibility for this…”

I think David would come to Dale’s place through the window and would kiss the detective as he opens the window

I want Dale to say “You are my nightmare, and I’m yours too”

Need Jackalope in prison AU

The image of David in my head: A noisy man who won’t stop talking even during sex. Also him in my head: A quiet man staring at someone with a smirk on his face

Me and @nattravn-art.bsky.social are very serious with our #RustyLake AU. Very serious. Totally serious. Jakob Eilander totally not being like "that chest so good I'm considering not getting sacrificed" xD Unleashing this beautiful shitpost sketch onto you all UwU

I love both Dale who moans loudly and Dale who endures to keep his voice down :)

I want something like “a glass of whiskey after doing the thing”. Like Dale making a glass of whiskey and then starting to make love with David. They will finish when the ice all melts, and he will drink it.

When reading your reply, I had this mental image so I had to stop everything I was doing to draw it! :>

I want Dale to say “Let’s me take a shower first”

Huh? I thought I replied to my mutual but I didn’t…

I know it’s not the season but if Dale wore a tight sweater, he would be so hot

Jackalope routine

Dale boobie pad please

Personality I imagine David smokes a brand of cigarettes that no one wants to buy.

In the middle of doing something David: Beg for it😏 →A. Dale: Are you kidding? →B. ….*whispers something in David’s ears* David: 😳😳😳😳😳😳

I’m still making my tarnished but if there was a Dryleaf tarnished, he would be hot. He used to swing a sword, but abandoned it when he met the Dryleaf way

I love to see a middle aged man who thinks he’s withered and gave up on romance, being loved by a young man

Im a little busy because Im drawing two covers of friend’s nsfw dojin :0

My favorite daddies 1 Dale Vandermeer (RL) 2 Sebastian Castellanos(TEW) 3 King Magnifico(wish)

*cackling as I actually have this pre-made in my meme folder*. Yes so much this! He needs the treat UwU And the detective needs to feel like he's special, at least for a little bit 💖💖💖 I love how you draw them: There is always this warmth between them T3T

The magician needs a treat

Loose sketch attempt, thanks to @cirrar114514.bsky.social & @steppejugs.bsky.social 's kind and encouraging words! ♥ I'm not sure that I would have managed without you! I had to draw them. I want to draw them again, and again, and again...!

I love the wizard in the Stardew Valley. He’s so hot

I want to draw so much things but i have only two hands

So if David is good at escaping handcuffs, then it’s a different story. Even if Dale tries to catch him with them, will he be able to escape them magically and grin? Omg So hot….

After the show, the rabbit needs a treat, right?

If Mr. Rabbit got shot in 1935 and was reborn the following year, he would be 36 years old now(1972)? This is just a possibility of course but, a 36 year old man and a 46 year old detective…MMM Yummy😋

By the way, I like sock garters

Not exactly 18+ but in spirit.. :') Something something looking at a man's heart, too bad his boobs are in front of it. Ft. my & @steppejugs.bsky.social 's interpretation of a certain D Eilander Done in April & May 24