Andy staying over Danielle?!?! What is happening. #dwts

Team cool!! #dwts

Carrie Ann saving us from Whitney getting a higher score than Alix I could kiss her rn. #dwts

Seeing a lot of Alix hate I’m in enemy territory. #dwts

FLAVOR FLAV GIVING A 10 TO DYLAN AND NOT ALIX WHAT PLANET IS HE ON?!?!?! #dwts

Putting Andy right after Alix is CRUEL 🤣🤣 #dwts

I hope Flavor Flav gives everyone either a 10 or a 1. #dwts

Did Flavor Flav make a deal with the devil where he can only speak in Dr Seuss-esque rhymes? #dwts

I love Andy as much as the next gal but who keeps voting for him? Let’s be for real guys. #dwts

Whitney danced through her baby’s medical emergency of course she won the dance-athon. #dwts

But honestly Derek deserves a shaved head after the way he judged Jordan. #dwts

Y’ALL BETTER VOTE FOR ELAINE #dwts

Whitney cried during #dwts over nothing but danced on tiktok when her child was in the NICU make it make sense.

What more does Jordan need to do to get her perfect score? And a 37 for Whitney even though she was out of sync? This is getting ridiculous. #dwts

Watching #bettercallsaul and loving it but missing Jesse Pinkman

All my #yellowjackets have been wrong thus far but I have one left: Akilah is alive and killed Lottie.

Im a swiftie but London Boy is like a trigger sound for me that immediately sends me into an unfathomable rage. #taylorswift

Just finished watching #barry and I haven’t Ben this affected by a show since #bojackhorseman . Its cynical without being nihilistic. The message of not being able to change until you take responsibility for yourself is beautiful. A masterpiece.

Why won’t you just like… Off yourself to save my wife?? #severance

Natalie better kiss a girl soon ‘cause bisexuals deserve representation than Shauna friggin Shipman. #yellowjackets

I’d also risk everything for her so I relate to Mark on #severance

PRAYING for Mari to live. Also starting to love Travkilah #yellowjackets

Im starting to like Melissa but she better not be the only survivor left #yellowjackets

Absolutely no traction on my last two posts, both of which were golden? My talents are wasted on this app #bluesky

Fantine said “if there’s a god above he’d let me die instead” and God said”okay bet.” #lesmis

However bad you may be at your job, you’re not a Defense Secretary who let a journalist into the super secret warmonger group chat. #theatlantic

I know I never shut up about #yellowjackets but I have some predictions SPOILERS: Gen is pit girl The hair on the antler queen is Hannah’s Shauna becomes the new Lottie and connects the girls to the wilderness Kodiak kills Akilah Travis kills Kodiak Hillary Swank is Melissa somehow

SPOILERS for #yellowjackets : All of them bear responsibility for the hiker’s death. They all knowingly fed into Lottie’s delusions and were somehow shocked when she lost it.

The #yellowjackets writers could never make me hate Lottie part 3: To cling to, they made her their goddess. And the second rescue came, they abandoned her. She is the way she is because they made her like that by feeding into her delusion. Someone should have said something earlier.

The #yellowjackets writers could never make me hate Lottie part 2: Epileptic or mentally ill would be chosen to serve as an oracle or sage. Despite being her supposed friends, most of the girls are annoyed with Lottie’s connection to ‘the wilderness’ at first. Once they lose hope and need something

The #yellowjackets writers could never make me hate Lottie Matthews part 1: Lottie’s relationship to the rest of the yellowjackets reminds me a lot of the Oracle of Delphi. The ancient Greeks were exceptionally cruel to the disabled and mentally ill, but occasionally, someone who was blind,

Feeling validated as a Travnat shipper since day 1. #yellowjackets

#yellowjackets predictions: Hikers are goners Female hiker is pit girl Girl who sent out tape is Melissa More than 8 survivors Mari lives Paul plays an important role in future seasons Callie (and maybe Jeff) abandons Shauna after listening to tape and adult Shauna loses it.

Having so few #bluesky followers is great I feel like I’m typing into the void.

#yellowjackets spoilers: How it feels rn having been a ‘Ben will live’ truther.

Jehova’s Witnesses just came to the door while my transgender polycule was playing Dungeons & Dragons. I cannot. 😂

That hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together 😢🥴

I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets… Then it hit me.

I can’t go another week stressing over whether Ben will die or not the #yellowjackets writers need to confirm his fate before I lose my mind.

More #yellowjackets predictions: Tai has an alibi; her other self was with Sammy the night Lottie died Coach Ben offs himself to spite girls MistyNat friendship MistyNat friendship ruined when Nat somehow finds out Misty broke black box Crystal returns somehow

#yellowjackets predictions based on episode 6 trailer. SPOILERS AHEAD Ben offs himself to spite the girls Lottie’s dad killed her on accident We get more Natalie (I say through my tears- we need more of her)

Do I…. Like Misty now????? #yellowjackets

#WhiteLotus is perhaps the best satire of all time.

#yellowjackets predictions: SPOILERS Callie was with Lottie when she died. Ben lives- Nat stops the execution and is exiled because of it; Shauna becomes the new leader Akilah is accidentally killed by Lottie. Paul was the man who picked up the Queen of Hearts card.

take the wheel but

Carolina during the group date #thebachelor

‘Do you not have free will?’ I love Dinah. #thebachelor

I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs

call me old fashioned but i am not rooting for the asteroid

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.