His parents finally signed his permission slip.

It’s almost as if the people we are blaming for controlling the prices are the exact opposite people that are actually controlling the prices.

What’s next? Ball pits in the outfield? @lebatardshow.bsky.social

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

Stuck in traffic for over half an hour so somebody can go cheat at golf is a helluva way to spend a Monday afternoon.

Mike Tomlin after being asked about his thoughts of Antonio Brown wanting to return to the #Steelers:

Cowards. Could’ve made their first trip to Syracuse.

Former USMNT goalkeeper Tim Howard, considered one of the greatest players in American men’s soccer history, has criticized Christian Pulisic and called into question his awareness surrounding the political climate in the United States. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...

Good to see these things are frowned upon in other countries

The best part of the Aaron Rodgers/Jets story is that he got injured, and nothing good happened, and then he got healthy and nothing good happened then either

Hey @bsky.app how do I refresh without going all the way to the top of the feed?

"Enjoy your shower, alright, baby?" - Treavor Scales "I'm about to get washed. WINNERS GET WASHED!" - Syracuse coach Fran Brown

That was what we all deserved for turning that on

Looks like Netflix shouldn’t have used Hooli

So sexual assault allegations are only stunning for that administration if they are unknown? Got it.

Just got married, is there a number of consecutive “bless you’s” after which I can toss out an ‘etcetera’ or am I contractually obligated to respond to every sneeze for the rest of my life?

How do we get the timeline to not update to the most recent and go from where I last read it?

Report: Miami Dolphins Cornerback Trill Williams Signs With WWE, Appears On WWE NXT